create your own

Woman Bites Off Penis!

67
rate or flag this page

By C.Ferreira



Woman Bites Off Penis!

If this article doesn't scream Karma at you, then I don't know what will! This truly goes to show that what goes around comes around, and is the #1 reason that you shouldn't cheat on your significant other!

Now, I have no idea how long this affair between a secretary and her boss has been going, but it had to be long enough for the husband to get suspicious and hire a private investigator. The fact that the P.I. witnessed this horrible, yet somewhat deserving event, is incredible. The odds of this happening have got be about a billion to one.

I am a fairly firm believer in Karma. I believe that if you do good, good things will happen to you; and if you do bad, bad things will happen to you. I have seen it time in and time out, and this helps prove that Karma does exist.

I think people who cheat are weak and I have little respect for people who do so, but perhaps there are underlying causes that I do not know about. There are obviously many reasons why people cheat, and this would probably make a good Hub topic, but not for me.

I also believe that people deserve second chances and can make mistakes. Sometimes, that moment of weakness can turn into the most regrettable moment in one's life, and if they truly feel this way, well then they should come clean and hope for the best. The only real way to avoid Karma is to be honest about the mistake and ask for forgiveness. Whether you are forgiven or not is up to the person that got cheated on, but at least it's no longer a secret.

I don't think that this lady had any regret for what she was doing, but I sure bet her boss does! There is every possibility that the boss had no idea that she was married, and just thought he was hooking up with his sexy secretary; but the fact that he got the shit end of the stick would suggest that he too was in the wrong. The article does not specify, but since this is probably the worst thing that could happen to a guy, I'm willing to bet he is married or involved with someone else as well.

Karma's a bitch isn't it?!

Comments

RSS for comments on this Hub

Candie V profile image

Candie V  says:
7 months ago

Not being a man, I cannot fully appreciate the grimaces that will be going thru the minds (and crotches) of your male readers, but the thot of her side of it makes me gag.. {{{shudder}}}. I have a low gag reflex and this just about put me over the top.. why couldn't life been so good to my ex and his girlfriend? Ah, Karma.. *fingers crossed* just maybe!

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

hahahahahaha OMIGOD, read the article and it's hilarious! Not sure about Karma, but I do know about justice hahahahaha

ladyvenus  says:
7 months ago

well I hope othe men can read your opinion its always nice to know man who are afraid of bad karma so there will be less cheating . Wink*

Candie V profile image

Candie V  says:
7 months ago

Cindy - Lady, either that or there's gonna be more men dating women who wear dentures!!

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
7 months ago

Oh my, Karma is a bitch. So is revenge :D

C.Ferreira profile image

C.Ferreira  says:
7 months ago

Revenge will lead to bad Karma! "Do good, and good things will happen to you. Do bad, and bad things will happen to you."

Its always a better idea to live for good Karma.

JamaGenee profile image

JamaGenee  says:
7 months ago

There's something infinitely poetic about that story. Puts a whole new meaning to "getting off" doesn't it? ROTFL!

goldentoad profile image

goldentoad  says:
7 months ago

So the moral is to get a bed?

shamelabboush profile image

shamelabboush  says:
7 months ago

Cheating is cheap thing to do. Thanks for the advice.

SCStrat profile image

SCStrat  says:
7 months ago

That is a crazy story!! That seems like wreak-less driving to me.

Great post!!

C.Ferreira profile image

C.Ferreira  says:
7 months ago

Yeah...Them being hit by a car while they were parked is somewhat fishy! I think maybe the husband should be investigated a bit! I don't condone what they did, but no man deserves his bits and pieces destroyed in such a manner!

feeweewv profile image

feeweewv  says:
7 months ago

...no man deserves his bits and pieces destroyed in such a manner!............. I can think of a couple... hehe... jk

C.Ferreira profile image

C.Ferreira  says:
7 months ago

lol i hope your kidding! thanks for stopping by.

Writer Rider profile image

Writer Rider  says:
7 months ago

Now that was unnecessary!

Submit a Comment

Members and Guests

Sign in or sign up and post using a hubpages account.


optional


  • No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked
  • Comments are not for promoting your hubs or other sites

working