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The 100 Hottest Women in the World (UPDATED 12/1)

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By DJ Funktual

The Winner in my book is....The Aristocrat Sarah Silverman!

There is something so strong about a woman that is funny.  A witty girl will call you on your BS, and that turns me on.  I need discipline, baby. Oh Sarah, I know the other boys are afraid of your wicked tongue but not me.
There is something so strong about a woman that is funny. A witty girl will call you on your BS, and that turns me on. I need discipline, baby. Oh Sarah, I know the other boys are afraid of your wicked tongue but not me.

This is now #2 Kaitlin Olson and Tina Fey!


#3 is Miss Scarlett in the Lounge with the Lead Pipe. Too crass?

#4 Is The Beautiful Beyonce!  Damn, she is fine!
#4 Is The Beautiful Beyonce! Damn, she is fine!
One Word.  Four Letters.  ALBAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghgl!
One Word. Four Letters. ALBAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghgl!

You wanted more photos, no prob

"Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam"
"Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam"
#9 from TV's Weeds, The Movie "ELF" and the band 'SHE and HIM'!
#9 from TV's Weeds, The Movie "ELF" and the band 'SHE and HIM'!
#15 won us over in "The Karate Kid", made us laugh in "Adventures in Babysitting" and then she poured liquor over her naked breasts in "Leaving Las Vegas"
#15 won us over in "The Karate Kid", made us laugh in "Adventures in Babysitting" and then she poured liquor over her naked breasts in "Leaving Las Vegas"
# 27 from Into The Wild and hotdamn she is fine!
# 27 from Into The Wild and hotdamn she is fine!
#34 Selma has been one of my all-time favorites since I saw the film, "Storytelling".
#34 Selma has been one of my all-time favorites since I saw the film, "Storytelling".
#42 a/k/a The answer to the question of Life, The Universe and Everything.
#42 a/k/a The answer to the question of Life, The Universe and Everything.
#54 Paz Vega from the awesome independent film "10 items or less"
#54 Paz Vega from the awesome independent film "10 items or less"
#77 Oh Freckles, would you like to try a Dharma Experiment on me...please!?
#77 Oh Freckles, would you like to try a Dharma Experiment on me...please!?
#82 I mean Seven of Nine.  Borg perfection!
#82 I mean Seven of Nine. Borg perfection!

This Is What I Clicked Over 2 See!

#24 Thandie is so hot that you forgive her for being named Thandie!
#24 Thandie is so hot that you forgive her for being named Thandie!
#48 Like I said, Eye Candy.
#48 Like I said, Eye Candy.
#61 "Showgirl" Gina Gershon was also hilarious on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
#61 "Showgirl" Gina Gershon was also hilarious on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
#63 Don't Tell Mom But The Babysitter's HOT!  Every guy my age well....you know.
#63 Don't Tell Mom But The Babysitter's HOT! Every guy my age well....you know.
#97 Forever sexy and was always too cool for egomaniac ex-husband Lenny Kravitz!
#97 Forever sexy and was always too cool for egomaniac ex-husband Lenny Kravitz!
#100 for now!  The Hot Shot Debut! You may also remember her as the grade school crush on "Malcolm in the Middle"
#100 for now! The Hot Shot Debut! You may also remember her as the grade school crush on "Malcolm in the Middle"

Alright...get to the babes!

The 100 Hottest Women in the World......of Pop Culture.

  1. Sarah Silverman "Sarah Smile. Won't you smile awhile for me."
  2. Ana Beatriz Barros the photos speak for themselves.
  3. Scarlett Johansson hot in "Match Point" & "Lost In Translation"
  4. Beyonce Knowles always classy and beautiful. Mrs. Jiggaman
  5. Jessica Alba is really #1 and everybody knows it! Perfect.
  6. Jenna Fischer of Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company Fame
  7. Gisele Bundchen aka Tom Brady's incredible supermodel.
  8. Reese Witherspoon - Super-Hot in the film "Freeway"
  9. Zooey Deschanel - the one who could make me leave my wife.
  10. Rachel McAdams - Ditto. Sorry honey.
  11. Jennifer Beals - Forget "Flashdance" man, have you ever seen "Devil in a Blue Dress" with Denzel?!? Whoa.
  12. Natalie Portman - Lolita Hot in "Beautiful Girls"
  13. Eva Mendez - So So sexy in "We Own The Night"
  14. Jennifer Aniston - Human Sexy in "The Good Girl"
  15. Elizabeth Shue - Unbelievably Hot in "Leaving Las Vegas"
  16. Marisa Tomei - Wait til you see "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead". You'll understand.
  17. Kate Beckinsale is a natural beauty. No doubt about that.
  18. Rosario Dawson is always hot but naked in Oliver Stone's "Alexander"
  19. Sienna Miller is all kinds of hot in "Factory Girl" & "Interview"
  20. Angelina Jolie blew our minds in "Gia" and we never recovered.
  21. Christina Ricci jumped 21 spots since I saw "Black Snake Moan"
  22. Holly Hunter is MILF hot in "Laurel Canyon" & "Thirteen"
  23. Amy Adams is "Enchanted" but adorable in "Junebug"
  24. Thandie Newton is quite possibly the most beautiful black woman ever.
  25. Rachel Bilson I don't know what she does but I like looking at her.
  26. Salma Hayek has been stunning since birth! Caliente!
  27. Kristen Stewart - The hottest newcomer to our list!
  28. Maggie Gyllenhaal - Proof: "Secretary" or "Sherrybaby"
  29. Tyra Banks duh! One of the hottest bodies of all time!
  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt I Yi Yi ! I'm biting my lip!
  31. Rebecca Romijn again...Perfect!
  32. Tamara Tunie makes coronary work sexy on Law and Order :SVU ~ My biggest crush Ever for a TV star.
  33. Katie Holmes - We all dream of rescuing her from an evil captor.
  34. Milla Jovovich is The Fifth Element! Hottest one in "Dazed & Confused" too.
  35. Selma Blair - Talk to me after you see "Storytelling"
  36. Gabrielle Union - She is the #1 Stunna! Met her...stunning.
  37. Franka Potente a/k/a Run Lola Run and she's Jason Bourne's girl.
  38. Amy Smart blew us away naked in "Roadtrip"
  39. Mena Suvari blew Kevin Spacey away in "American Beauty"
  40. Linda Fiorentino is a bad bad girl! See "The Last Seduction"
  41. Evan Rachel Wood is hot in "Across The Universe" as Lucy
  42. Elisha Cuthbert aka "The Girl Next Door", Jack Bauer's kid on "24".
  43. Tea Leoni is married to David Duchovny. Lucky Bastard!
  44. Rachel Weisz is EVIL HOT in Neil LaBute's "The Shape of Things"
  45. Uma Thurman is Ass-kickin' Grrl Power Hot in "Kill Bill"
  46. Lucy Liu has the sexiest facial freckles of all time.
  47. Keri Russell in "Waitress" & "August Rush" had a great '07
  48. Shakira is liquid sex personalified, whatever that means.
  49. Mischa Barton is eye candy.
  50. Heather Graham is nude in "Boogie Nights" & "Killing Me Softly"
  51. Gillian Anderson gave Sci-Fi geeks an semi-acheivable fantasy.
  52. Christina Applegate you gotta put me on.
  53. Kirsten Dunst in "Marie Antoinette" is still in my dreams.
  54. Isla Fisher - I'm such a sucka for the redheads! Knockout from "The Wedding Crashers" and often confused with Amy Adams
  55. Paz Vega - someone to look out for.
  56. Cindy Crawford is still here because she's Cindy Crawford.
  57. P!nk is the girl that you wanna tame in bed cause she's wild!
  58. Sarah Chalke makes watching Scrubs somewhat bearable.
  59. Debi Mazar who I like in a vampish sorta way.
  60. Annabella Sciorra was amazing in "Romeo Is Bleeding"
  61. Vanessa Ferlito has crashed the chart! Death Proof hottie.
  62. Gina Gershon's sex scene with Jennifer Tilly in "Bound" is A++
  63. Halle Berry was hotter before we saw it all in "Monster's Ball"
  64. Christina Aguilera gets hotter everyday. A Fixer-Upper.
  65. Eliza Dushku may have no talent but she's a star in my book!
  66. Juliette Lewis is living off past glory from "Natural Born Killers" & "Cape Fear"
  67. Amy Poehler is another funny chick I just wanna f*@k so bad.
  68. Phoebe Cates "Fast Times at Ridgemont" wouldn't be the same without her.
  69. Rihanna is only here temporarily because she gets hotter every second!
  70. Elle MacPherson is nude in the indie film "Sirens" & appears in the David Mamet classic "The Edge"
  71. Pamela Anderson is so hot but I don't know where to put her.
  72. Natasha Lyonne is ugly duckling HOTT!!! I want her too. Smart + Funny = Hott
  73. Emily Blunt took my notice in "The Devil Wears Prada"
  74. Shannon Elizabeth deserves an award from men worldwide for "American Pie"
  75. Eva Longoria is growing on me. I hate her show so I miss out.
  76. Charlize Theron is so hilariously hot in her sex scene with James Spader in "2 Days in the Valley"
  77. Julia Louis-Dreyfus for that scene on the couch with Jerry when the naked channel comes on.
  78. Evangeline Lilly is in the TOP 10 with Sawyer but #77 with Jack.
  79. Kristin Davis who makes "Sexy and the City" bearable for men around the globe!
  80. Catherine Keener as Maxine in "Being John Malkovich" is my dream fantasy partner for S&M.
  81. Drew Barrymore - Where do you put someone who flashed David Letterman?
  82. Amy Winehouse is the girl you just wanna save. Her voice makes me touch myself.
  83. Jeri Ryan - Seven of Nine. I Love You. When you get to Earth, you can stay with me.
  84. Juliana Margulies is the one I'm not sure about. One day hot, one day not.
  85. Cheryl Hines is hot because she made it seem possible that someone could put up men like me & Larry David.
  86. Jennifer Connelly should be higher but she's not always there is she?
  87. Penelope Cruz is a cocaine princess in "Blow"
  88. Kate Winslet is naked in every other film she's in. Look it up.
  89. Helena Bonham Carter is goth hot! "Fight Club" & "Sweeney Todd"
  90. Cameron Diaz is irresistible hot even when she's being annoying.
  91. Diane Lane The Child Star, "The Outsiders" & "Unfaithful"
  92. Claire Danes is hot despite the awkward nudity with Steve Martin in "Shopgirl"
  93. Jennifer Morrison from "House' is climbing the charts!
  94. Fairuza Balk is a another crazy goth girl I love!
  95. Neve Campbell is nude and stunningly awesome in "When Will I Be Loved"
  96. Chloe Sevigny from "Kids" actually performs fellatio in "The Brown Bunny"
  97. Lisa Bonet is the actress most likely to be rediscovered by Quentin Tarantino
  98. Anne Hathaway topless in "Havoc" was quite a shock. Good for her.
  99. Alyssa Milano will always be hot in a baseball cap!
  100. Tania Raymonde of TV's "Lost"

 

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Hoodala profile image

Hoodala  says:
2 years ago

I certainly don't agree with all of the picks or the order but the top was so damn funny this might be the best hub I have ever read.

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Thanks Hoodala! Trying to aim higher than the average list here.

SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie  says:
2 years ago

Shakira, Drew Barrymore, Salma Hayek, and Kate Winslet.

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donnaleemason  says:
2 years ago

You are probably in the doghouse mate, you didn't put your wife at number 1.

Donna

funride profile image

funride  says:
2 years ago

I´m glad my #1 hottest woman it´s not in your list, I want her just for me! LOL

I love your #2 Ana Beatriz Barros but I think your list has some women who should be on the 1995 list :D

Whitney05 profile image

Whitney05  says:
2 years ago

Cool list. I saw a few people that I didn't expect. Hot lists are usually by opinion, so no list is wrong. Right?

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Exactly. These are MY babes.

Hazok profile image

Hazok  says:
2 years ago

Am not particularly agree with the list but the writings are excellent, great hub.

MOmmagus  says:
2 years ago

it would be cool if you could pictures of all of them.

G-Ma Johnson profile image

G-Ma Johnson  says:
2 years ago

I loved the poem CJ and the fictional for real start was good but as far as the list hummmmmmmG-Ma :O) hugs

topstuff profile image

topstuff  says:
2 years ago

Definitely its a hot hub.I need some ice water.How much you drank at the time of preparation of this hub.

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compu-smart  says:
2 years ago

lol, Love your style! loved the hub!!

Its a definite Mmm yeah;) from me:)

kerryg profile image

kerryg  says:
2 years ago

Nice list! I like reading lists created by real people instead of Maxim editors. *g*

Mine (as a mostly straight female) is probably similar to what you'd get if you combined your list with the lesbians' ( http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist ), though my top five is closer to theirs: Katee Sackhoff, Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Thanks for the link. Hotties are always welcome! Sorry this page is not as titilating as it could be for you.

someidiot  says:
2 years ago

When I stumbled in and the title was "top 100" babes I was like, oh here we go... another Maxim cut and paste... then when I saw Sarah at #1 (she's my #1) I almost shat myself. Your list has some great similarities with my tastes as far as women that dont make other lists. Personally, my top 20 would look something like this: 1. Sarah Silverman, 2. Jennifer Tilly, 3. Eva Mendes, 4.Catherine Zeta Jones, 5.Salma Hayek, 6. Aria Giovanni, 7. Jessica Biel, 8. JLO, 9. Scarlett Johansson, 10. Vanessa Ferlito, 11. Maria Bartiromo, 12. Rachel Ray, 13. Brittany Daniel, 14. Catherine McPhee, 15. Paris Hilton, 16. Constance Marie, 17. Mariah Carey, 18. Stacey Dash, 19. Kristin Holt, 20. Tina Fay

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Wow great list dude! I'm gonna research the ones I don't know and WHO KNOWS NEXT TIME YOU STUMBE IN your girls could be mine too.

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Yup! #10 on your list just knocked Sandra Bullock off MY list! Ahh The system works!

someidiot  says:
2 years ago

Haha, there ya go =) Although I wouldn't have let Sandra go, she would be in my top 50 =) Amy Winehouse Wouldnt crack my top 5,000 hehe

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
18 months ago

Amy Winehouse is so hot. You just have to close your eyes. LOL! It's the voice that makes me grind up against the furniture.

cowgirljess profile image

cowgirljess  says:
17 months ago

It is nice to see you pick real people instead of those who are made over.

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
17 months ago

Thanks cowgirljess! I just changed the poem as well.

The other one didn't really fit anyway.

abowie profile image

abowie  says:
17 months ago

I love how you have women with curves on your list. There's not much sexier than a woman with some meat on her and the confidence to flaunt it!

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Lady Luthi  says:
16 months ago

I don't think Winehouse is hot but I will conceed that her voice is amazing. I love your comments about each woman. You're just too funny. I love it. For my list of hot women, Elizabeth Shue is at the top. But I love it nonetheless.

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adrainsean  says:
14 months ago

kristen stewart is just great she has done many more movies than a smal 5 minute role in "into the wild"

her latest one was "Jumper".....thanks for ur advice dude..i have edited my hub maybe u can take a look give ur experts on it ..

http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-10-Celebrity-Breats-of

thumbs up for this HUB....

Saurav  says:
12 months ago

Really hot. They took my breath away!!!

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Stacie Naczelnik  says:
12 months ago

You have an intersting list DJ. My comment would be ridiculously long if I commented on all the ones I agreed with, and some I don't. But, like Whitney pointed out, it is about opinion. Whatever makes someone "hot" is subjective. That said, I LOVE your #1 choice.

CC  says:
11 months ago

I feel Angelina jolie is the hottest. Her lips, eyes and curvy body is great. The way she was caressing young Alexander in Alexander the great made in 2004 was chilling. I had chills going up my spine

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tony0724  says:
11 months ago

Nice list DJ Mon !

castro  says:
9 months ago

whoa no JLO???? wut!!!??? c'mon now

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blondepoet  says:
9 months ago

super hot list god there are so many beautiful women in the world arent there

Rahul  says:
7 months ago

i loved this post ... definately i will like to get thousands wallpapers for all.

Mag  says:
7 months ago

Most beautiful women are Erica Durance,Laura Vandervoort,Kristin Kreuk,Ana Sharapova.

citylover  says:
6 months ago

Thanks for the list, some of them I have never seen before!

llama  says:
6 months ago

Personally, not all these women would be on my list, but plenty of them would be. P.S. where's Megan Fox? She was soooooo hot in transformers

codyarnold  says:
6 months ago

i love you

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Horrya  says:
4 months ago

Gorgeous ! Thanks !

John  says:
4 months ago

2 that have to be added: nadia bjorlin and alison sweeney. 2 very hot soap actresses.

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tony0724  says:
4 months ago

I would also like to add Gong Li , she Is a classic eastern beauty !

me  says:
4 months ago

um no

musicman27  says:
3 months ago

no megan fox? she is an easy choice for #1 over everyone on this list

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Ananta Dahal  says:
3 months ago

nice hub.i got some nice boobs in this hub.thanks.

Hot Mobile clips  says:
3 months ago

I like sarah silverman shoot

Rick  says:
2 months ago

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Jessica Alba

4. Anna Paquin ( see her in 25th hour).

5. Salma Hayek

6. Charlize Theron

7. Cristina Ricci

8. Evan Rachel Wood

9. Amy Adams

10. Isla Fisher

Rick  says:
2 months ago

Has anyone heard of Leah Dizon? Maybe I should have put her in my top ten.

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Drew Breezzy  says:
8 days ago

Yes I would love to try a Dharma Experiment on you lol

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