The $200 Million Credit Card

The $200 Million Credit Card – Too Good to be True?

What is the credit limit on any one of your 18 or so credit cards that you carry around in your pocket or purse? Do you have a $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, $25,000 or $50,000 credit limit on your credit card? All do not answer at once. Also that is privy information right? Are your credit score allowing you a mere $500 credit limit with such exurbanite interest rates that you may as well have a $50,000 credit card limit?

Well, America, meet the 150 or so owners world wide in 20 countries to be exact who own the solid gold credit card with a credit limit of $200 million. This FYI is true. By the way, or you thinking that President Barack Obama owns one of these cards. This FYI is false. If you remember on the campaign trail, he said that his wife, Michelle and he had just paid off both their student loans.

The $200 million credit card is called the Seven Royal and is available on line not for you but on a secret website. The name of the company (no information on the website) that produces the $200 million credit card is called Aduno Group and is based in Switzerland. That bit of information should have been obvious, as it is known that the Swiss banks are where Americans store their financial securities for safekeeping.

The $200 million dollar credit card comes complete with the head of its governing board, Mr. Gilles Assouline. As with every credit card, you have to qualify with a credit check for the Seven Royal solid gold credit card. The 150 owners of the $200 million credit card must each post a collateral amount of at least $50 million.

As with the secrecy of the website, Mr. Assouline will not say who the $200 million credit card holding members are. Do not clean out your 401K if you still have one or invest in stocks hoping to increase your financial portfolio to qualify for the $200 million solid gold Seven Royal credit card. The head of this credit card governing board, Mr. Assouline stated that business has been excellent in spite of the recession and that he will soon be closing membership.