The 450 Greatest Songs of the 70s
69THE FUNKTUAL 500 AWAITS YOUR INTERGALACTIC OPINION
This is The Funktual 450
aka~~~~ A list of the Intergalactic Library's greatest human songs of the 1970s! They are in order of their popularity throughout the universe.
While most things from Earth and it's ape-beings are openly mocked throughout the universe, it is also protected and cherished....even pitied. It is on the Endangered Species list and thusly not allowed to be destroyed, if, for no other reason, than to preserve the beautiful music these monkey-men could once play.
** My assignment is to find 50 more songs for each decade starting with the 1970s thereby expanding them to what will eventually become .....
The Funktual 500
The 50 New Songs chosen by you shall be heretofore transmitted throughout the neighboring 17 galaxies. Beings much more sophisticated than you await your humble opinions. Seize This Day Humans.....please...while there's still time.
(all submissions will be considered and responded to)
1 ---superstition - stevie wonder
2 ---la grange - zz top
3 ---roadhouse blues - the doors
4 ---what's going on? - marvin gaye
5 ---whole lotta love - led zeppelin
6 ---get up (i feel like being a) sex machine - james brown
7 ---superfly - curtis mayfield
8 ---let's stay together - al green
9 ---comfortably numb - pink floyd
10 --imagine - john lennon
11 --sultans of swing - dire straits
12 --vienna - billy joel
13 --the ballad of john & yoko - the beatles
14 --papa was a rolling stone - the temptations
15 --both sides, now - joni mitchell
16 --me & mrs. jones -billy paul
17 --sympathy for the devil - the rolling stones
18 --midnight rider - gregg allman
19 --abc - the jackson 5
20 --(don't worry) if there's a hell below... - curtis mayfield
21 --message in the bottle - the police
22 --maggie may - rod stewart
23 --tear the roof off the sucker - parliament
24 --bang a gong - t.rex
25 --ziggy stardust - david bowie
26 --be thankful for what you got - william de vaughan
27 --can't you hear me knockin' - the rolling stones
28 --police & theives - junior murvin
29 --i want you back - jackson 5
30 --hotel california - the eagles
31 --got to give it up (part 1) - marvin gaye
32 --so lonely - the police
33 --war - edwin starr
34 --one way out - allman brothers band
35 --black water - the doobie brothers
36 --the payback - james brown
37 --l.a. woman - the doors
38 --don't fear the reaper - blue oyster cult
39 --i wish - stevie wonder
40 --let's get it on - marvin gaye
41 --solsbury hill - peter gabriel
42 --thank you (falettinme be mice elf agin) - sly & the family stone
43 --can't get enough of your love, babe - barry white
44 --family affair - sly & the family stone
45 --use me - bill withers
46 --sweet thing - rufus w/ chaka khan
47 --exodus - bob marley & the wailers
48 --born to run - bruce springsteen
49 --all right now - free
50 --50 ways to leave your lover - paul simon
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51 --low rider - war
52 --southbound - allman brothers band
53 --beast of burden - the rolling stones
54 --sugar magnolia - grateful dead
55 --travelin' band - creedence clearwater revival
56 --higher ground - stevie wonder
57 --spirit in the sky - norman greenbaum
58 --layla - derek & the dominoes
59 --roxanne - the police
60 --stayin alive - the bee gees
61 --doing it to death - fred wesley & the jbs
62 --black betty - ram jam
63 --bohemian rhapsody - queen
64 --say you love me - fleetwood mac
65 --do it, fluid - the blackbyrds
66 --surrender - cheap trick
67 --summer breeze - seals & crofts
68 --flash light - parliament
69 --theme from shaft - isaac hayes
70 --right place, wrong time - dr. john
71 --brand new key - melanie
72 --blitzkrieg bop - the ramones
73 --o-o-h child - the five stair steps
74 --i know you got soul - bobby byrd
75 --suffragette city - david bowie
76 --ooh la la - the faces
77 --living for the city - stevie wonder
78 --funky kingston - toots & the maytals
79 --tumbling dice - the rolling stones
80 --take the money & run - steve miller band
81 --pressure drop - toots & the maytals
82 --everybody is a star - sly & family stone
83 --tell me something good - rufus w/ chaka khan
84 --us & them - pink floyd
85 --stairway to heaven - led zeppelin
86 --let it be - the beatles
87 --anarchy in the u.k. - the sex pistols
88 --run through the jungle - creedence clearwater revival
89 --oh girl - the chi-lites
90 --lola - the kinks
91 --venus - the shocking blue
92 --move on up - curtis mayfield
93 --best of my love - the emotions
94 --money - pink floyd
95 --moby dick - led zeppelin
96 --slow ride - foghat
97 --for the love of money - the o'jays
98 --stuck in the middle with you - stealer's wheel
99 --good times - chic
100 -funky music sho nuff turns me on - edwin starr
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101 -uptown top ranking - donna & althea
102 -me & bobby mcgee - janis joplin
103 -revival - allman brothers band
104 -funk you up - sequence
105 -baba o'riley - the who
106 -trouble - cat stevens
107 -one love / people get ready - bob marley
108 -pusher man - curtis mayfield
109 -brown sugar - the rolling stones
110 -p-funk (wants to get funked up ) - parliament
111 -me & julio down by the schoolyard - paul simon
112 -we can work it out - stevie wonder
113 -werewolves of london- warren zevon
114 -misty mountain hop - led zeppelin
115 -will it go round in circles - billy preston
116 -walk on the wild side - lou reed
117 -help me - joni mitchell
118 -peace frog - the doors
119 -apeman - the kinks
120 -young americans - david bowie
121 -funky nassau (part 1)- beginning of the end
122 -knockin on heaven's door - bob dylan
123 -the wind - cat stevens
124 -express yourself -charles wright
125 -rock steady - aretha franklin
126 -runnin with the devil - van halen
127 -moondance - van morrison
128 -dirty deeds done dirt cheap - ac/dc
129 -one way or another - blondie
130 -squeeze box - the who
131 -ramble on - led zeppelin
132 -bustin loose - chuck brown & the soul searchers
133 -paranoid - black Sabbath
134 -(what's so funny bout) peace love & understanding? - elvis costello
135 -green-eyed lady - sugarloaf
136 -legalize it - peter tosh
137 -highway to hell - ac/dc
138 -dance the night away - van halen
139 -don't you worry bout a thing - stevie wonder
140 -spill the wine - eric burdon & war
141 -psycho killer - talking heads
142 -long cool woman ( in a black dress ) - the hollies
143 -in the summertime - mungo jerry
144 -rebel rebel - david bowie
145 -i gotcha - joe tex
146 -rhiannon - fleetwood mac
147 -funk #49 - the james gang
148 -beat on the brat - the ramones
149 -next to you - the police
150 -i wanna be your lover - prince
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151 -dancing days - led zeppelin
152 -i need to know - tom petty & the heartbreakers
153 -tush - zz top
154 -you haven't done nothin - stevie wonder
155 -won't get fooled again - the who
156 -ain't talkin bout love - van halen
157 -mercy mercy me (the ecology) - marvin gaye
158 -groove me - king floyd
159 -dreams - fleetwood mac
160 -rock n me - steve miller band
161 -freddie's dead - curtis mayfield
162 -wish you were here - pink floyd
163 -ace of spades - motorhead
164 -thunder road - bruce springsteen
165 -miss you - the rolling stones
166 -the rubberband man - the spinners
167 -mother & child reunion - paul simon
168 -oye como va - santana
169 -mary jane - rick james
170 -peace of mind - boston
171 -one toke over the line - brewer & shipley
172 -sweet emotion - aero smith
173 -the chain - fleetwood mac
174 -down by the river - neil young
175 -a message to you rudi - the specials
176 -20th century boy - t.rex
177 -do it again - steely dan
178 -life's been good - joe walsh
179 -cocaine in my brain - dillinger
180 -rapper's delight - sugar hill gang
181 -gimme shelter - the rolling stones
182 -is this love - bob marley
183 -the stranger - billy joel
184 -street life - randy crawford
185 -good times roll - the cars
186 -my sharona - the knack
187 -let's work together - canned heat
188 -redemption song - bob marley & the wailers
189 -maybe i'm amazed - paul mccartney
190 -can't get enough - bad company
191 -because the night - patti smith group
192 -new york state of mind - billy joel
193 -strawberry letter #23 - the brothers johnson
194 -never can say goodbye - the jackson 5
195 -you make loving fun - fleetwood mac
196 -easy - the commodores
197 -in memory of elizabeth reed - allman brothers band
198 -try (just a little bit harder) - janis Joplin
199 -changes - david bowie
200 -jamie's cryin - van halen
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201 -hey hey my my (into the black) - neil young
202 -across 110th street - bobby womack & peace
203 -magic man - heart
204 -casey jones - grateful dead
205 -radar love - golden earring
206 -i want you to want me (live) - cheap trick
207 -le freak - chic
208 -stir it up - bob marley & the wailers
209 -people get up & drive your funky soul - james brown
210 -better must come - delroy wilson
211 -jungle boogie - kool & the gang
212 -judy is a punk - the ramones
213 -space oddity - david bowie
214 -i'm gonna love you just a little more baby - barry white
215 -i'd love to change the world - ten years after
216 -statesboro blues - allman brothers band
217 -watching the detectives - elvis costello
218 -don't stop til you get enough - michael jackson
219 -ever fallen in love - the buzz cocks
220 -life during wartime - talking heads
221 -jungle fever - the chakachas
222 -rock n roll hoochie koo - rick derringer
223 -join together - the who
224 -bridge over troubled water - simon & garfunkel
225 -if you really love me - stevie wonder
226 -feeling alright - joe cocker
227 -cocaine - eric clapton
228 -the joker - steve miller band
229 -golden years - david bowie
230 -i feel the earth move - carole king
231 -september - earth wind & fire
232 -ain't wastin time no more - allman brothers band
233 -shattered - the rolling stones
234 -mighty love (part 1) - the spinners
235 -coconut - nilsson
236 -free man in paris - joni Mitchell
237 -false rasta (rascal man) - delroy wilson
238 -is he really going out with him? - joe jackson
239 -proud mary - ike & tina turner
240 -chameleon - herbie hancock
241 -scenes from an italian restaurant - billy joel
242 -live and let die - paul mccartney
243 -no more mr. nice guy - alice cooper
244 -walk this way - aerosmith
245 -lively up yourself - bob marley
246 -black dog - led zeppelin
247 -hey you - pink floyd
248 -the world is a ghetto - war
249 -the revolution will not be televised - gil-scott heron
250 -the thrill is gone - b.b. king
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251 -ice cream man - van halen
252 -long time woman - pam grier
253 -the gambler - kenny rogers
254 -instant karma - john lennon
255 -you can't always get what you want - the rolling stones
256 -cisco kid - war
257 -clean up woman - betty wright
258 -can't you see - marshall tucker band
259 -lay down sally - eric clapton
260 -evil ways - santana
261 -same old song and dance - aerosmith
262 -come and get your love - redbone
263 -ghost song - jim morrison & the doors
264 -hey hey what can I do - led zeppelin
265 -american girl - tom petty
266 -teenage lobotomy - the ramones
267 -your song - elton john
268 -one bourbon, one scotch, one beer - george thorogood
269 -captain jack - billy joel
270 -have a good time - paul simon
271 -you really got me - van halen
272 -dirty woman - pink floyd
273 -up the junction - squeeze
274 -bop gun (endangered species) - parliament
275 -it's a shame - the spinners
276 -10th avenue freeze out - bruce springsteen
277 -it's too late - carole king
278 -got to get you into my life - earth wind & fire
279 -riders on the storm - the doors
280 -more than a feeling - boston
281 -never been any reason - head east
282 -big yellow taxi - joni mitchell
283 -piano man - billy joel
284 -boogie shoes - kc & the sunshine band
285 -hot legs - rod stewart
286 -ob-la-di ob-la-da - the beatles
287 -fat bottomed girls - queen
288 -cecilia - simon & garfunkel
289 -when the revolution comes - the last poets
290 -sweet home alabama - lynyrd skynyrd
291 -american pie - don mclean
292 -honky cat - elton john
293 -sunday papers - joe jackson
294 -two tickets to paradise - eddie money
295 -I can see clearly now - johnny nash
296 -rocky mountain way - joe walsh
297 -you are the sunshine of my life - stevie wonder
298 -frankenstein - edgar winter group
299 -no woman, no cry - bob marley & the wailers
300 -band on the run - paul mccartney
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301 -lust for life - iggy pop
302 -bring it on home - led zeppelin
303 -little green bag - george baker selection
304 -cornbread - the blackbyrds
305 -cretin hop - the ramones
306 -i'll be around - the spinners
307 -ain't no stopping us now - mcfadden & whitehead
308 -slip slidin away - paul simon
309 -what is & what shall never be - led zeppelin
310 -tiny dancer - elton john
311 -i wanna be sedated - the ramones
312 -smoke on the water - deep purple
313 -signed sealed delivered, i'm yours - stevie wonder
314 -jamming - bob marley & the wailers
315 -pass the peas - the Jbs
316 -free ride - edgar winter group
317 -cruel to be kind - nick lowe
318 -joy to the world - three dog night
319 -burning love - elvis presley
320 -reelin in the years - steely dan
321 -wild world - cat stevens
322 -saturday in the park - chicago
323 -wake up everybody - harold melvin & the blue notes
324 -midnight train to geprgia - gladys knight & the pips
325 -barracuda - heart
326 -heart of glass - blondie
327 -i hear you knocking - dave edmunds
328 -the devil went down to georgia - charlie daniels band
329 -tonights the night (gonna be alright) - rod stewart
330 -call me the breeze - lynyrd skynyrd
331 -melissa - allman brothers band
332 -take me to the river - talking heads
333 -sex & drugs & rock n roll - ian dury
334 -just my imagination - the temptations
335 -moving in stereo - the cars
336 -sweet leaf - black sabbath
337 -don't stop - fleetwood mac
338 -still crazy after all these years - paul simon
339 -running on empty - jackson browne
340 -breakdown - tom petty & the heartbreakers
341 -waiting in vain - bob marley & the wailers
342 -keep on truckin - eddie kendrick
343 -don't leave me this way - thelma houston
344 -treat her like a lady - cornelius bros. & sister rose
345 -blinded by the light - manfred mann's earth band
346 -bad bad leroy brown - jim croce
347 -dancing queen - abba
348 -nothin from nothin - billy preston
349 -my best friend's girl - the cars
350 -over the hills and far away - led zeppelin
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351 -september gurls - big star
352 -rocket man - elton john
353 -mississippi queen - mountain
354 -three little birds - bob marley & the wailers
355 -miami 2017 (seen the lights go out on b'way) - billy joel
356 -hot pants - james brown
357 -brandy ( you're a fine girl) - looking glass
358 -the jean genie - david bowie
359 -gypsy - fleetwood mac
360 -it's only rock n roll (but i like it) - the rolling stones
361 -a man needs a maid - neil young
362 -radio radio - elvis costello
363 -mexico - james taylor
364 -heart of gold - neil young
365 -truckin - grateful dead
366 -dazz - brick
367 -do it (til you're satisfied) - b.t. express
368 -you're my best friend - queen
369 -sir duke - stevie wonder
370 -love her madly - the doors
371 -never been to spain - three dog night
372 -domino - van morrison
373 -it don't come easy - ringo starr
374 -da ya think i'm sexy? - rod stewart
375 -killing me softly with his song - roberta flack
376 -drift away - dobie gray
377 -pop muzik - m
378 -don't be shy - cat stevens
379 -feel like makin love - bad company
380 -close the door - teddy pendergrass
381 -shining star - earth wind & fire
382 -lean on me - bill withers
383 -knocks me off my feet - stevie wonder
384 -if you want me to stay - sly & the family stone
385 -bitch - the rolling stones
386 -pick up the pieces - average white band
387 -the robots - kraftwerk
388 -hot stuff - donna summer
389 -i thank you - zz top
390 -i can understand it - the new birth
391 -go your own way - fleetwood mac
392 -roadrunner - the modern lovers
393 -who'll stop the rain - creedence clearwater revival
394 -the boys are back in town - thin lizzy
395 -jolene - dolly parton
396 -fire and rain - james taylor
397 -come to me - france joli
398 -roots, rock reggae - bob marley
399 -tired of being alone - al green
400 -fight the power (part 1)- the isley brothers
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401 -(not just) knee deep - funkadelic
402 -the hump - patrice rushen
403 -let's go - the cars
404 -school's out - alice cooper
405 -fire - ohio players
406 -superman lover - johnny ‘guitar' watson
407 -let's do it again - the staple singers
408 -up for the down stroke - parliament
409 -night moves - bob seger & the silver bullet band
410 -i wanna get next to you - rose royce
411 -nutbush city limits - ike & tina turner
412 -i need a lover - john cougar mellencamp
413 -fame - david bowie
414 -war pigs - black sabbath
415 -takin care of business - bachman-turner overdrive
416 -can't stand losing you - the police
417 -if you want to sing out - cat stevens
418 -work to do - the isley brothers
419 -ohio - c.s.n.y
420 -sweet jane - the velvet underground
421 -silly love songs - paul mccartney & wings
422 -down & out in new york city - james brown
423 -ball of confusion - the temptations
424 -foreplay: long time - boston
425 -cinnamon girl - neil young
426 -bad company - bad company
427 -chocolate city - parliament
428 -i'll take you there - the staple singers
429 -dreaming - blondie
430 -a horse with no name - america
431 -the seeker - the who
432 -pretty girl - delroy wilson
433 -hooked on a feeling - blue swede
434 -lawyers, guns & money - warren zevon
435 -think (about it) - lyn collins
436 -you're in my heart (the final acclaim) - rod stewart
437 -lady marmalade - labelle
438 -fly like an eagle - steve miller band
439 -ain't no sunshine - bill withers
440 -future shock - curtis mayfield
441 -love will find a way - pablo cruise
442 -disco inferno - the tramps
443 -warm leatherette - the normal
444 -brick house - the commodores
445 -love hurts - nazareth
446 -(your love has lifted me) higher and higher - rita coolidge
447 -crazy on you - heart
448 -movin out (anthony's song) - billy joel
449 -don't pull your love - hamilton, joe frank & reynolds
450 -soul man - the blues brothers
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Comments
Lynrd Skynrd didn't make the list? Free Bird is the second most popular rock song of all time.
Maybe on Earth it is.
What are you basing that on?
Rock songs of the 70s.
Who deemed it #2 is what I meant. Hey I respect your opinion and we had a conversation over at http://hubpages.com/hub/100-Worst-Songs-of-All-Tim where I defended Freebird.
It is a complete oversight on my part and a big one at that. But to say it's #2 all-time as if it were fact is a bit shortsighted.
Let me guess the #1 song all-time is Stairway To Heaven right?
If so, HA HA HA.
Predictability = comformity = death.
This list is not 70s ROCK songs. It's 70s songs.
I personally get a lot more satisfaction from exposing people to roots reggae or punk artists who don't get the time of day on the radio.
Or maybe the sophisticated beings in space just can't identify with self-indulgent songs.
Either way, don't blame me. It's all in the stars.
I would love to hear any other suggestions you might have?
I apologize for my oversight.
This is a test comment, left at 4pm Pacific Monday March 3rd.
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Iðunn says:
3 months ago
passing through with a thumbs up :)