The Amy Winehouse Guide To Marriage Success (Amy Winehouse Gets A Beating)

Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-civil have perhaps the most interesting celebrity marriage of our time. In an age when couples routinely get together, marry, break up, and divorce as if doing so were something to just fill in the time between spa treatments, Amy Winehouse and Blake seem to simply refuse to break up. We could all learn a lot from them. This is an examination of some of the most crucial aspects of the Winehouse/Fielder-civil relationship, and seeks to lay them bare so that all may follow in their footsteps and share in their marital bliss. Because that's what I'm about here people. Love.

Amy and Blake Understand Priorities

Sometimes there are certain priorities that just have to be fulfilled, for example, when one's partner has overdosed and nearly died, and one is sitting by their bedside, and one feels a craving for some heroin, one should feel free to leave said partner's bedside to indulge.

When you're a partner in a truly strong relationship, you understand each other's needs. A lot of people might leave their husbands for not being there for them, but not Amy. She clearly understood that Blake needed a little time out, and a little heroin. Maybe you can be more understanding in your relationship too.

The Couple That Gets Arrested In Norway For Possession Of Marijuana Together, Stays Together...

Amy and Blake were both arrested in Norway and taken into custody briefly before being fined for possessing marijuana. Clearly the police in Norway aren't too worried about the possession of weed, so the entire incident was more of a team building one than anything else. Why don't you and your spouse go out and commit a minor misdemeanor.

If All Else Fails, Beat The Hell Out Of Each Other

Of course, sometimes you just need to vent. Some people yell, some people swear, some people write a letter that says everything they want to say and then burn it, some people go on shopping spree, and all of those options are wrong. What you should really do is beat the living hell out of each other. Amy and Blake do it all the time. Amy cheerfully admits that she beats on Blake when she's drinking, and it is probably safe to say that he occasionally gives what he gets.

These are just some of the many ingredients that go into a successful marriage, but if you pay attetion to the basics, then you're sure to be on the right path to a long and happy wedded life.