The Arrogant Hubber

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By djtphn1

The Arrogance of Man
The Arrogance of Man

The Arrogant Hubber: A Poem

 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
Is not plain to see
 
 
 
He leaves not a comment
 
For you and me
 
 
 
If you are not part of
 
His arrogant click
 
 
 
He'll pass you by
 
With the shake of a stick
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
I'm sure you'll agree
 
 
 
Does not craft his hubs
 
For others to read
 
 
 
But only for his own
 
Monetary gain
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
He bears no shame
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
Thinks his hubs are best
 
 
 
And turns his nose up
 
At the proverbial rest
 
 
 
He claims he is not trying
 
To make a sale
 
 
 
All the while basking
 
In a google adsense trail
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber 
 
Leaves a negative note
 
 
 
When your hubscore reaches 95
 
And you can't help but gloat
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
Do you know who you are?
 
 
 
If you ponder a moment
 
You won't have to look far
 
 
 
The arrogant hubber
 
Won't believe that it's true
 
 
 
All the while he's thinking
 
That it has to be you!
 
 
 
 

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rodney southern profile image

rodney southern  says:
2 years ago

Hilarious! Very cool hub. I liked this. Well done!

djtphn1 profile image

djtphn1  says:
2 years ago

Thanks, I could not help myself on this one!!!!

pauldeeds profile image

pauldeeds  says:
2 years ago

I like it.

cjcs profile image

cjcs  says:
2 years ago

That was fun. Echoes of Webber.

John Chancellor profile image

John Chancellor  says:
2 years ago

Love it.

djtphn1 profile image

djtphn1  says:
2 years ago

Paul, CJ, and John, thank you boys....glad I could inspire a chuckle!

amy jane profile image

amy jane  says:
2 years ago

Love it, Love it, love it! Well said! :)

djtphn1 profile image

djtphn1  says:
2 years ago

hahahahah

wannabwestern profile image

wannabwestern  says:
2 years ago

I love the congruency of your artwork with your fine writing! Your poem makes me smile. I'm still in it for the money, though. :O

djtphn1 profile image

djtphn1  says:
2 years ago

Oh, so you are the arrogant hubber! LOL, it was meant to lighten people up a bit...

Tater2tot profile image

Tater2tot  says:
2 years ago

wow. Thats a great poem. I can't help but wonder who the arrogant hubber is that inspired you to write it? I certainly hope it is not me!

Some people do need to lighten up! :)

Tayler!

PLM profile image

PLM  says:
18 months ago

I'm crossing my fingers,.... please be me

oh please oh please oh please please please

quotations profile image

quotations  says:
18 months ago

Nice poem/hub.

DrJim profile image

DrJim  says:
12 months ago

That was very funny....great HUBs

Benson Yeung profile image

Benson Yeung  says:
12 months ago

so elegant, on the arrogant.

great hub.

rockinjoe profile image

rockinjoe  says:
11 months ago

whew! for a minute there, I thought it might be me.

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
11 months ago

I didn't think I was THAT arrogant...just a wee little bit.

Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk  says:
11 months ago

thanks for saying what we're all thinking!

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
11 months ago

Thank Adsense it's definitely not me you're talking about -- but I can think of a few who might have inspired you! Clever idea and great poem. Thanks for the general ego deflation:-)

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needful things  says:
11 months ago

Bwahahahahahahhahahaha!!! Great just plain great. Thumbs up!!!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
9 months ago

I think I know him....and her! :)

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
9 months ago

Now I like that and I know some of those I do believe!!!! :)

Shalini Kagal profile image

Shalini Kagal  says:
9 months ago

haha - great stuff. So true even today, right? :)

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