Welcome to The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two), the new lewd and juvenile work of Gary McArthur and Andrew Baker from Middlesbrough in the north east of England.

If you like a rip-roaring, rollercoaster thrill of a comedy adventure-cum-murderous bloodbath, then this is the book for you. If you've ever heard the tale of the Hartlepool Monkey (washed ashore and murdered by locals who thought it was a spy!) then this book turns legend into reality and solves the riddle of just why the monkey was there in the first place.

If you like the inane and the ridiculous then you MUST buy this book. NOW!!

So, what's it all about? Well, our friend 'Heinny' is a German speaking baboon. Nothing unusual in that you might say, but Heinny has a gift, or rather his flange of baboons does, for every 200 years the males in the flange are blessed with magical powers. So mighty are these powers that they attract the unwanted attention of undesirables, those intent on seeking out the magical baboons in order to steal their powers. If one baboon is bereft of the magic then the whole flange loses out.

The magic is contained in the scrotal sac of each male baboon!

The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two) is the tale of one such unfortunate monkey, Heinrich Himmler, (Heinny) who has been sliced at the hands of the evil Mr D.T. B'Stard, and the race to safeguard the world from B'Stard's heinous intent.