The best, easiest, and cheapest Halloween costumes are ghost Halloween costumes. I’m sure you’re thinking that the ghost costume is a little outdated. While this may be true, ghost costumes make the cheapest Halloween costumes. The best Halloween costumes aren’t always the newest ideas. Sometimes the classics are the best. If you're up for a joke, read on. If you're looking for costume ideas for real. Leave, and don't waste your time here.

Ghost Halloween costumes can easily be made by using a white bed sheet and simply cutting out two eye holes. Then you simply cut it to size. This method, however, is not the easiest or cheapest way to make a ghost Halloween costume. The easiest and cheapest way to make a ghost Halloween costume is to buy and make nothing for your costume. Simply don't show up to the Halloween party or other Halloween themed activity. As a ghost, the host of the party would not know whether you showed up or not anyway.

Tell whoever invited you that you were there, but that you were there as a ghost. Tell them that you were pretty invisible and hard to see, just like a ghost. He or she will quickly realize that you had worn the best Halloween costume to their party. They will say to you, “Wow that must’ve been a really awesome ghost costume. I didn’t even see you.” When he or she asks how you liked the party, you simply explain to them that you can’t really tell any of the details of the party because ghosts have bad memories.

Ghost Halloween costumes are obviously the best Halloween costumes. If you have ever wanted to go to more than one Halloween party or activity at the same time, you can easily do this wearing a ghost Halloween costume. In fact, if you don’t want to go to any of the parties or activities, just stay home. There’s no point in the even going if you’re in a ghost costume. Ghosts don’t talk very much, so you don’t have to prove that you talk to anyone at the party anyway. Just say, “I floated around a party for a while, I thought it was gonna be a killer party, but it was a little too lively for me.”

Now you know that the ghost Halloween Costume is the easiest, cheapest, and best Halloween Costume. Enjoy wearing your ghost Halloween costume this Halloween. Or not.