The Best Online Money Making Opportunity For Me
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Tired of searching the internet for that $500.00 an hour money making opportunity only to be nailed by some scam? Fed up with that “Click here for free money making course” button that takes you to a site that only wants $3.95 shipping and handling to send it? And then your credit card is billed the next month for another $70.00 in “Membership fees?” How about all those web pages out there that have loads of pictures of happy smiling people (which you are not) waving huge wads of cash (which you will never have) telling you how easy it is to become rich overnight?
Well my friend, your search is over. That’s right, stop sending your money to scam artists on the web that have thousands of cloned pages set up for the sole purpose of breaking their promises of instant wealth. Stop having your heart broken when UPS arrives, or, doesn’t arrive at all! Stop all those over limit notices from your credit card company because you were charged 3 membership fees in one month. Here is the blog that can truly change your life overnight! Look at the pictures on this blog! See all that money? God, that’s tons of money you don’t have right now! And how about these toys you could own if you had all that money? And what about that babe, eh? WooHoo! All that money and wealth and fame and your grandmother gets that hip operation she desperately needs too! Think of it! No more bounced checks! No more going to the store and pulling out the embarrassing Link card to pay for groceries! No more scraping your windshield on cold days because you, you loser, don’t even own a damn garage! No more working for a living! No more having to suffer the unfair burden of budgeting every damn month!
Still not convinced that I know what I’m talking about? Check this out, this is my car:
And here is my house! (That’s my financial advisor driving):
And here is the babe that comes with all this!
Not only do I own all this, but I am in debt up to my ass as well! How did this happy circumstance come about you ask? That’s right; I pissed away all my money on “Make Money on the internet schemes!” In addition, I am a founding member of QVC and HSN. Thanks to Emeril, Ginsu and Slap Chop, I can’t even get into my Godamn kitchen to try all these wonderful products out! I can’t really tell you how the Ronco Rotisserie works cause it caught fire. But you can ask my kids, they said it worked real well right up until the minute they put the cat in it. But now I don’t know what to do with the self-cleaning litter box I have. Oh well, next yard sale! There are a million other reasons (that are not my fault) that I don’t have a million dollars—but don’t take it from me! Here are some testimonials!
“I’ve known John for over twenty years now. He has no savings account, CD’s or savings bonds. Whenever his checking account does get into the black, say, oh around tax refund time, we receive literally dozens of checks and electronic debits for internet money systems and television infomercial sales. Just last week we had to tackle him in the lobby with a gun. As he was being handcuffed he kept hollering something about needing money for Sham Wows.” -- Bank President, Bank of Usury, Intercourse, PA.
“I used to date John. That was before I found out what a loser he was. I blame myself though. I should have seen it coming on our first date. He told me we were going out for some classic Tex-Mex and then take in an art film festival. We went through the Taco Bell drive up and then back to his trailer to watch the “SpongeBob Square pants movie”. I think the creepiest part was when we entered his “house” he clapped his hands and all the lights came on.” – Nether Regions, Internet Starlet
Now do you believe me that I know what I’m talking about? I have had the same experience as you! I know what it’s like to be conned and scammed by every so called “Opportunity” out there. But no more! I have seen the light! I have finally found the answer to all my desires! I now understand what is the secret to “The best money making opportunity for me”! And I’ll tell you that secret now. No going to another website or page to get the answer. I don’t want your e-mail address or telephone number. Hell, I don’t even want to know your name! I’ll just tell you the secret now! You ready? You leaning close to the screen? Are you prepared for the bombshell that is “The best online money making opportunity for me”?
Here it is:
Send me your money.
Let me say it again:
Send me your money. Just click on the little “PayPal Donate” button and:
Send me your money.
Wait! Look! You do it for the IRS, why not me? I’m not asking for all of it! Just a little, or all of it. I’m not going to break your heart with empty promises! I will send you absolutely nothing! No Salesman will call! You will receive no emails or letters. No CD’s or books to store. No damn shipping and handling! And best of all---no expectations! You just give me your money and----forget about it! You go happily on your way and I mine and we never have anything to do with one another again! Isn’t that great!!!?
So, send me a little, or send me a lot (preferred method) but just send the damn money will you? I need bail. And more Sham Wows. So, just click on the PayPal button and receive exactly what I promised which is:
Nothing.
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lol - this is too funny. I really like your babe, looks a bit like me.
And that blonde?!, she is really not worth it. That clap-on, clap-off thing is the best invention by man since sliced bread, or maybe Sham Wows, it is difficult to decide.
Benson - Damn! just another of the long line of failures in my life!
Shibashake - Yes, the Clapper is a great invention. But, whenever I use my Slap Chop it looks like a disco in my kitchen!
Thanks for sharing.
LOL! Thank you for posting this! I cannot begin to say how frustrated I have been by all the schemes out there! When you get desperate enough then sometimes we also get dumb enough to send money to someone in order to help us to make more money.
I'll stick with writing :)
Thank you for all the comments!
That little car is so funny!
That's a beautiful lady you've got on your money. Who's your printer?
P.S. Thanks for the hub...
This is funny John. Hope you have a dime left because I am broke too! I won't tell you all the ways I got that way.
Hi John. All those wads of money are very nice to view. But alas, so many scamsters are out there to grab it with as you said, false promises to the victims of online money earning schemes.
Hi John! We hope that Powerball/Lotto is a better way out. How about it?
Modeste - ROFL! I always figured I'd win the Lotto one day and get hit by lightning the next!
Hi John Z! You know this actually worked for someone I know...she just wanted to go to Barcelona but didn't have the money for it, so she thought of asking money from people (but in exchange to do a good deed for every donation made to her account). She called it "buy my dream" campaign...hehe guess there are still genuinely generous people out there... :) Wrote my experience of it here: http://hubpages.com/_cx1qyoegjttq/hub/Little-Mirac
Thanks for sharing!:)
klmagpayo - Thanks for the comment! Having a real paypal button at the bottom crossed my mind but after all, it's just for fun. lol
John Z.
We can all hope that one day we will hit it big like you! You have truly scored everything and I am so jealous.
nice hub LOL paypal is good idea
Thanks for sharing
Haaaaaaa. Really funny. Good one.
Great hub... very funny! ;-)
John,you are too much! I've bought a lot of packages part of which did not deliver a dime!The scammers are really exist,but we are going to silence them.It is time to put a log into their ways.
John,you are too much! I've bought a lot of packages part of which did not deliver a dime!The scammers are really exist,but we are going to silence them.It is time to put a log into their ways.
Hahahaha...nice one.... :)
If you're desperate for earning quick cash,try the export sector.It works.And its based on how much (work) you put in.
My bad, I was looking to make that $500.00 an hour by reading your article until saw your mansion and your babe. Great writing.
THANKS FOR SHARING THE FUN.
Very cool. A good laugh.
lo0ol that was fun..thnx:)
The funniest part is the adds that show up in relation to your article :)
Wolf, I agree. I thought it was ironic as hell! lol
Very interesting I feel the same but for all your effort on writing the hub I will send you a recipy free of charge no buttons attach.
Thanks John Z
Ha, John. Your fun article is like your smile -happy, anyway. Did you know you have a 'yes-face'? Sorry you got no money tho. If I had more I'd give you sommamine. Thanks for a realistic laugh!
John! I really had a GOOD LAUGH on your article. I guess I needed it to de-stress me for a while with all the tons of work I have in the office. Am glad I had the chance to see your hubpage. Thanks! BTW, I wish I could give you mo' money but hey, am broke too! That makes the 2 of us now!....Hahahahahaha!
Thanks Ting! It was a nice start to my day to read your comment this morning.
John Z
Funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks!
Thanks for all the comments!
John Z.
That was funny. I think I'll link it to a friend and sign-up for this community. :)
LooL that was fun..thnx
Thanks for making me smile!
this is too funny! Thanks for giving me a good laugh! :)
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Thanks John Z, its really the best scam free way to make money online without hurting any feelings and making promises that don't deliver at all.
that is great
Great hub! It's nice to see the lighter side of all these "how to make tons of money from your home" blogs/hubs!
Good hub. Don't believe any get rich quick scams. It is possible to make money online, I do, but you have to work A LOT without any pay sometimes for months to start to see it come in. Just like all things, the harder you WORK the more money you will make.
lol John,
this is really funny. Could just Imagine you doing this in front of a camera, demonstrating with your hands. You're good man! By the way are you a comedian? Stop by my page sometimes. See ya
Oh very good I clicked on the link ready to report your for blatent misuse of hubpages - now you have a new fan - very funny!
This is very funny and I understand the sentiment.
Hi John!
Well, let's put it this way....At least you didn't piss your money away on lotto tickets!!! lol
And you still gotta a ruff (oops, I mean roof) over your head-still
And you still got your sense of humor; So why do ya need all that cash???
Be Happy-Don't worry...
ROFL, John, I believe you hit the nail on the head here.
LOL I would like to be your AFFILIATE PARTNER :D
Keep sending me 50% of your earning for doing "ABSOLUTELY NOTHIONG"
the only thing that pays the bills is hard earned money which you cannot get over night.
GREAT HUB John
OK OWAIS! Great idea! Consider it done! You are now a full time partner entitled to 50% of nothing! No loan necessary, no my people meeting your people, no paperwork to sign and best of all - nothing to do!
John, I ran across this hub and could not stop laughing ROFL, its funny but it is so true, also it looks like you can earn $5,000 a month doing nothing at home while in your pajama's, sipping coffee on the couch, while your dog plays outside in the yard, with a frisbee, not to mention all the money you have sitting in your mailbox waiting to be spent, but you don't have time to spend it because you are too busy enjoying your favorite TV shows.
Where do I sign up...I'm totally sold!!!
hi! got a good laugh out of this despite the same predicament I have with the scammers. Is this how we can mobilize the economy? Internet business scams? you got it right, we all need money and we are in the same boat so where do we sail to?
mstuckey, Thank you for the comment. I figure a straw hat, cut offs, flip flops, margarita and an innertube and go where the Gulf Stream takes us!
Killer Hub. The best part is everyone reading it wanted to find out what the product was. Everyone!
You are a funny man John Z! And yes I'm coming clean, your title had me! WTF right? LOL thanks for sharing :D
By far the funniest hub ever. I love it. By the way, if you want, you can give me a call and I have got this great new money making opportunity. It is an MLM, BUT. .. . it is different.
You're funny! That was good (with quite a bit of truth included!) You should tape yourself and put it on YouTube..lots of views and maybe who knows, someone will actually send you a donation! ;-)
Good information, here I have a good place , that is Tradestead there are different kinds of beautiful and powerful consumer electronics with very cheap price , that I like it very much!
Thanks again for all the great comments!
Dude you should have put a real paypal button on this, I was about to give you a dollar for the laugh :D
John you are just too funny. Of all the hubs I read I love the witty ones the best. Especially if they're also based on truth like your is.
Awesome hub
regards Zsuzsy
Oh boy, thanks for the laughs. This hub is priceless. In fact I'm still chuckling as I write this.
too funny ! We've all been taken at one time or another. Next time I feel weak and about to cave in to the next big money scam I hope I remember this hub, save myself the trouble and mail you my money-no strings attached.
Man, I really like your sense of humor. I was thinking about the paypal button also...you would probably get some donations...
Great Hub!
LOL This is a great read and love the Paypal button that doesn't work! Bravo!!!
Benson Yeung says:
7 months ago
Hi John,
something's not right. Your PayPal donate button is not working. Not that I was really trying though.