I guess the time has come; the President seems to have a Czar for almost everything. The meeting to create this position must have gone like this. The President is in the Oval Office with his wife Michelle, drinking coffee. Ok, maybe they split a donut.

 

                                   THE CONVERSATION

 

President Obama: Honey, you know I always ask your opinion on everything.

Michelle: That’s the way we’ve always done it, dear.

President Obama: I was thinking off adding another Czar.

Michelle: Do you really need another one, Barack; what would this person do?

President Obama: This Czar would be different.

Michelle: Ok, spill it. No silly, not the coffee.

President Obama: This Czar wouldn’t get paid and wouldn’t do any work, it’s already been done.

Michelle: Wait a minute baby, you’re losing me.

President Obama: I already have the perfect person for the job and I don’t even have to ask him if he wants it.

Michelle: You’ve got this lawyer stumped; you have to tell me what’s going on?

President Obama: Guess!

Michelle: Sweetie, do you remember the last time you tried my patience.

President Obama: Definitely, it still hurts. Ok, the title is; The Blame Czar and you can guess who I have in mind.

Michelle: I’m gonna count to three.

President Obama: I already blame him for everything.

Michelle: Oh honey, that’s a great choice. You do mean George W. Bush, don’t you?

President Obama: I can’t think of anyone else for the position; do you think I should call a press conference?

Michelle: I haven’t seen you on TV for at least five hours!

President Obama: I’ll have David Axelrod call the press conference.

Michelle: Don’t I have a say in this?

President Obama: Yes dear.

Michelle: I want it called by Anita Dunn; she can even make the announcement.

President Obama: But you wanted to see me on …

Michelle: Oh honey, you might get some rude questions; you know how much you hate that. Anita’s a big girl, she can handle it.

President Obama: You know you always win, Anita Dunn it is.

 

                       ANNOUNCEMENT MORNING!

 

The President and Michelle are getting themselves ready to start the day.

 

Michelle: Sweetie, I made a change you should know about.

President Obama: What’s that?

Michelle: Instead of Anta Dunn making the announcement, I asked Valerie Jarrett to do it. She handles these things so well, like she always did in Chicago.

President Obama: That’s why I married you, always thinking.

Michelle: She always seems to know the right person to quote and look to.

 

                              ANNOUNCEMENT

 

Valerie Jarrett: Good morning Press Core.

Press Core: Good morning.

Valerie Jarrett: The President wishes you to know he has appointed another Czar.

Voice from the crowd: Another!

Valerie Jarrett: This person you are VERY familiar with, but first the name of the position. This Czar position will be called, “The Blame Czar.”

Voice from the crowd: What!

Valerie Jarrett: The person named for this position is naturally, George W. Bush.

FOX NEWS Correspondent: Why would the President

Valerie Jarrett: Would the reporter from the news station that is not considered a news station, please sit down. I’ll bet Mao Tse Dong never had to put up with an interruption. Let me read you something written by Rocco Landsman the National Chairman of the Endowment of the Arts wrote comparing President Obama to Julius Caesar.

Below is not only a quote, but an analysis from writer Mark Styne. http://jewishworldreview.com/1109/steyn110109.php3  

Rocco Landesman, head honcho at the National Endowment for the Arts, seems closer to the reality of the situation. In his keynote address to the 2009 "Grant makers in the Arts" conference, Landesman hailed Obama as "the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar". He didn't mean a "powerful writer" as in a compelling voice, gripping narrative, vivid characterization, command of language, etc. He meant a "powerful writer" as in Caesar was king of the world, and now Obama is. He came, he saw, he stimulated: "If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. That has to be good for American artists."

Valerie Jarrett: I want to get back to “The Blame Czar.” President Bu… I mean Obama has shown you time after time, that former President Bush and the Republican’s left us with a huge mess everywhere. Being that President Obama mentions President Bush frequently, he has decided to give him a new title.

ABC Reporter: Does the former President know about this?

Valerie Jarrett: That does not matter.

CBS Reporter: Why not?

Valerie Jarrett: This is not a paid position and has NO power. So he doesn’t even have to know about it. That ends our little meeting, goodbye.

 

Ms. Jarrett leaves, as the befuddled press questions each other about what just happened.

 

                  BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE

 

Michelle: Oh darling, Valerie did a great job.

President Obama: You got that right; she made the announcement and didn’t really have to answer a question. I would have talked around each question for who knows how long.

Michelle: That guy from FOX would have tried to pin you down.

President Obama: That’s why I listen to my Michelle.

Michelle: Keep listening baby, there’s more to come.

                                    ENJOYMENT

President Obama: I just love never having to take any blame.

Michelle: Down boy, time will tell if our strategy worked