Many have their books to turn to for answers; I have chosen a few pieces of some of my writings to share with everyone. Life must be enjoyed; I don’t think anyone will disagree with that statement. With the thought of enjoyment in my mind the title of my composition was a natural. Below are pieces I dare share with you.

                PSALM 27 THE BOOK OF ENJOYMENT

And my wife said she will bring others unto me until I was satisfied, it was not known at that time how long it would take to satisfy me. But by being the good wife she brought many others to me. The village had a great feast inviting all the maidens to help share my good fortune. I shared the maidens with all of the men, in doing so all the men made a decree.

When a man was to marry, he would leave the woman with me for a night. I was to say if she was worthy of him. If not he would wed a goat. Not wanting to let the good ones go, many men had goats for wives. That is why the Taliban have long beards. I gave thanks to my wife for letting me have a different woman every night. Then I put her on a camel and sent her away. Life is good.

          PSALM 15 THE BOOK OF ENJOYMENT

One day Pharaoh looked at his Queen and said “I am the luckiest man in the world. Every night I lay with the most beautiful woman in the world". But could the Pharaoh be sure. He told his guards to bring before him every man with his women. The guards did so, and Pharaoh looked them over. He was satisfied that his Queen was the most beautiful of all. He was about to dismiss everyone when a guard yelled, "there is one more". The Pharaoh was confident and allowed him to enter. The guards opened the doors, and in walked Schmooley the Sheppard, with his heard of GOATS. The Pharaoh dropped to his knees and cried!

         PSALM 127 THE BOOK OF ENJOYMENT

Fooley the brother of Schmooley (the Sheppard) was talking to Laben. He told him how he was unable to do something he has always done every day; it was a way to loose weight. Fooley explained how his stomach had grown, he was tired, he felt miserable, and he was turning brown. Laben (never one to miss an opportunity) said he had heard of a man in another village that had this problem.Fooley said had. Laben explained how he rid himself of the problem. First he found the man in his village with the most camels. He then gave him half of all his assets. Fooley said, Laben you have the most camels in the village. Laben said, I do? Fooley said please continue. Laben then said you separate the males from the females. Then you pick out the strongest male who will have the most children. Next you take the camel to what will become Sacred Ground. Let us say the center of town. Fooley begged him to continue. Well then you have to excite the camel. Maybe you could do a dance for him. When he starts to move toward you, pull down your pants and bend over. Fooley said, what will happen? Laben said, the camel will know what to do. So Fooley did everything Laben told him to. Everyone in town remembers a loud scream. Fooley was never seen without the camel again. Everyone figured he was so close to the camel that he must understand them better than anyone. Fooley became the biggest camel trader in the province. And to think Laben was only playing a joke on the one they said was an ass. It was then said that THE WHOLE WAS GREATER THAN THE SUM OF IT'S PARTS!

So be it, according to THE BOOK OF ENJOYMENT. Will anyone dare to disagree that these things happened; not if they wish enjoyment. Do not send this to ten friends; one may have a goat or a camel. Simply comment and say you wish to learn more, think of the ENJOYMENT that will come to you.