The Chad Tells Dat

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By MortimerWorth


Shut It, DeathTrap

Hey, listen up, Bucket. You wanna start something with me? You wanna dime me out on the WWW. Well check it out. You're playin with fire. If I cut loose, it's all, like, dead, or somethin...There's a couple more rocks around where I got that one and I don't need those rocks, niether. You gotta lotta nerve cuttin on me. You might remember when your brakes went on the skids and I just about bit it at a four way. Or how about when I was talkin' to Lisa after work and she was just about to get in so I could take her home and then, like, you putter out, and she's like "oh, okay, guess I'll see ya around, Chad." Way to go, rustoleum. I picked you up when you were suckin' on that lot. You can't hang, Man!

CHAD ROCKS!

Hey, if any Babes like this pic. then send the love in the comments and The Chad will rock your line in no time.


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kpfingaz profile image

kpfingaz  says:
2 years ago

Lol.

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MortimerWorth  says:
2 years ago

Chad Rocks!

NateB123  says:
2 years ago

lol ok not as funny as "abandoned car speaks out" but i still got a good laugh. I must admist that that last comment is a bit off of the rest of your writting but hey it is the "chad" so i guess it would be "chad". Nice hat and hood btw. lol again ty for the laugh rofl.

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