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The Clown Statue

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By mythbuster



Clowns Like Babysitters, I Guess

A teen female was babysitting for a wealthy family with a very large house, location - Newport Beach, California.

The parents planned on dinner out and a late movie. Wanting to ease the babysitter's concerns about being in such a large house, the father directs that the babysitter use a certain tv room after putting the kids to bed, so she can hear the kids easily should they awaken before the parents' return.

After the parents leave, the babysitter visits with the children, and they all share a nice supper that was prepared ahead of time by the kids' mother. Afterward, the babysitter spends time with the kids doing various activities before their bedtime. Nothing is amiss and all are having a pretty good time and enjoying each other.

After the babysitter puts the kids to bed, she goes downstairs to the room mentioned by the father of the household. She understands that this is the best room to be in so that she can hear the children should they stir in their sleep and need her to come and comfort them, but she is bothered by the clown statue in the corner of the room. To her, it is very unnerving!

She tries to ignore the clown statue and watches a little television, but finally, her nerves get the better of her and she dials the father's cell number. She knows she shouldn't disturb the couple she is babysitting for, but under the circumstance, she felt it best to phone and ask permission to go against the prior directions to stay in the father's room of choice. Perhaps he would be able to suggest a similarly convenient place in the home for listening for noise from the children. Of course, she also wouldn't want to get in trouble for directly disobeying, either.

When the father answers his cell phone, the babysitter asks, "Would it be alright with you if I find a different place in the house to sit - or if I go read quietly with the little lamp in one of the kids' rooms while I wait for you to get home?"

When the father asks if it might not be better for her to just read from the tv room, she admits, "I know this sounds very silly, but I'd rather read upstairs and don't mind not watching tv until you get home because this big clown statue in the tv room is really creepy!"

Immediately, the father says, "Go upstairs, get the kids - quickly - " and he outlines a quick route through the large house to the back door. "Go directly to the neighbor's house - phone me once you're there - go do this now!"

Alarmed, the babysitter asks, "Wow, what's goin on?" The father just repeats, "Go now, follow my instructions exactly - go!"

The babysitter does exactly as instructed, and once she gets the kids to the neighbor's house, she calls the father back.

"What was all that about" the babysitter asked.

"We do not own any kind of clown statue!" the father replied. "I have already phoned the police and they are on their way over to the house...you stay put with the kids - we are on our way to meet you at the neighbors."

How Do You Feel About Clowns?

Do You Like Clowns

  • *aaaaaaaaaaaaaa* Clowns - get them away from me, I hate them!
  • I love clowns
  • Clowns are annoying, but I am not afraid of them
  • I fear clowns
  • I put up with clowns for the sake of my kids
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More Scary Clowns

If urban legends with clowns in them do not frighten you, then maybe this will.

Serial killer, John Wayne Gacy had a persona as "Pogo The Clown," whereby he entertained a cookouts, parties, Bar-B-Q events.

Gacy raped and murdered 33 young men and boys. He shoved many of their bodies in a crawlspace and 27 bodies were found under the floorboards of his Chicago, Illinois home. He dumped several other bodies in strip mall dumpsters and in nearby rivers between 1972 and when he was arrested in 1978. Gacy was convicted of 33 murders and was executed May 10, 1994. Gacy earned the nickname, "Killer Clown" from authorities and the public.

Fear of clowns is so widespread and prominent that there is actually a term, Coulrophobia, for a phobia of clowns. Coulrophobia occurs in both children or adults and it is believed that one develops coulrophobia due to a traumatic experience with clowns. This trauma can be experienced either in real life or through the dramatic portrayal of clowns who are evil in movies and stories.

  • * Hint - GO EASY on listeners if you are telling urban legends with clowns in them... coulrophobia is intense and serious! If your audience becomes very squeamish, then it's time to ease up on the intensity of detail in clown urban legends, get to the end quickly or interrupt the legend and announce the reason why you are doing so. Then switch story types to something lighter. I'm serious. Technically and ethically, it is ABUSIVE to continue to frighten people through storytelling once there are indications that the 'fear factor' has gone too far.

Myself...I admit that I DO have a touch of coulrophobia! I do NOT like clowns and I HAVE HAD an awful lot of exposure to scary clown stories and scary clown movies, pictures, etc.

  • Hubpages author, Mrvoodoo has published an excellent hub on the topic of Coulrophobia. I agree with Mrvoodoo who mentions on this hub that "Pennywise" from Stephen King's "IT" book and movie is one of the most frightening clowns ever!
  • Hubpages author, mulder, also admits that he is afraid of clowns to a very serious degree. His hub, Fear of Clowns also mentions that the Pennywise clown, courtesy of Mr. S. King is a culprit who causes coulrophobia. As a fellow coulrophobe, I have not yet been able to bring myself to watch all of the videos on the hub...but I am working on it!
  • Hubpages authoress k @ r i also has published a hub about clowns, highlighting some connections between Zombies, Ghouls and Clowns. I liked reading that this hubber, a mother, has vowed to pay attention when children exhibit signs of coulrophobia. To my great relief, k @ r i has videos on her hub that mostly make light of clowns and clowning around.

Clown News

  • Clowns turn a bad hair day into a larkToronto Star13 hours ago

    The jolly man in the red suit asked for a favour: He was short-staffed and needed an extra clown to toss candies to children in Sunday's Santa Claus Parade.

  • I Hate Clowns and So Should YouLa Prensa San Diego3 days ago

    We shouldn’t have clowns telling American Latinos that they need a separate but equal award First Person: By Al Carlos Hernandez I was watching the Latin Grammys and was surprised to see circus performers handing out the award statues. Some of them were clowns while others were the actual presenters. I remembered a MacDonald’s hamburger commercial back in the [...]

  • Bulls, Hawks Head West As Circus Comes to TownChicagoist4 hours ago

    Don't be surprised if our Editor-in-Chief is a little jumpy this week. He's got this silly fear of clowns and the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus comes to town on Wednesday. Taking over the United Center from Nov. 18-29, the "Greatest Show on Earth" once again exiles the Bulls and Blackhawks for their annual "circus trips." The Bulls open their West Coast swing on Tuesday night ...

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Pearldiver profile image

Pearldiver  says:
6 months ago

Pleased I called in Mythbuster, that is a cool hub. Well writen and held you in a headlock until the sucker punch! Nice one mate. I'll be back later for another good one... just gotta get rid of this Garden Nome behind my chair....hahaha

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mythbuster  says:
6 months ago

Hi Pearldiver! Glad you liked the hub - it was fun to write, too...I sort of had to keep checking the corner of my room, myself, to check for errant clowns haha...I quite often scare myself when I'm researching urban legends.

I just checked the poll on the hub...so far, people are selecting "aaaaaa Clowns..." and "I fear clowns" ah...excellent muhaha

Pearldiver profile image

Pearldiver  says:
5 months ago

Yep I saw that.. first impressions on their first clown plus a couple of bad clown movies and they lock in a fear that can effect them for their entire life negatively. Cool eh? Gives a good writer like you the opportunity to "Feed the Fear!" which intuitively, I think you might do well.. lol.

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mythbuster  says:
5 months ago

Ohyeah - a couplaBADCLOWNMOVIES will definitely ruin a person! Perhaps I am aiming for payback from the evil clown content I ran into when I was still a kid? Rationally, I know a clown is a clown...but my little kid mind still tells me that Pennywise (Stephen King, "IT") is comin' to get us all...I'm giving everyone fair warning, too heh 'cept I'm already runnin' when I do the tellin'............. *poof*

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Ivorwen  says:
5 months ago

That was downright creepy. I don't like clowns, unless I KNOW the person behind the makeup. I've always hated clown statues, and I have been given quite a few over the years.

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mythbuster  says:
5 months ago

So if I just get you a card with a puppy on it for your birthday instead of an expensive collector's edition of a 3foot Bozo the Clown, you're sayin' this would be preferred, huh?

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wordscribe41  says:
5 months ago

That was awesome. Frankly, I find clowns creepy. And somehow they seem to like me. It's odd that way, but they have a habit of following me around in crowds.

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Joy At Home  says:
5 months ago

When I started reading this hub, I was more in the category that finds clowns incredibly annoying, but not frightening. This is influencing me toward the "A-a-ah!" category. :-)

Ivorwen profile image

Ivorwen  says:
5 months ago

Mythbuster, you are so thoughtful! A puppy card would be much preferred. :)

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mythbuster  says:
5 months ago

Thought you'd like that, Ivorwen :)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
5 months ago

Fab hub. I never have liked clowns, although not because I was scared of them so much as irritated by their silly antics that simply weren't funny at all, (perhaps I matured too young). I did however love the Stephen King book "IT", and would read it again with no problem at all and enjoy the creepiness.

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mythbuster  says:
4 months ago

I agree that most clowns are not funny, mistyhorizon2003

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