The following is a list of the CRAZIEST Safety Laws in America. This article is full of safety laws that will shock you. You won't believe what you are reading.

Alabama

• · It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
• · You may not drive barefooted.

Alaska

• · It is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• · Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

Arizona

• · A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• · It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.

Arkansas

• · Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term;

California

• · A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
• · No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Colorado

• · It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Connecticut

• · Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
• · Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands

Delaware

• · It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Florida

• · In Saratoga, Florida it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.

Georgia

• · Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole

Hawaii

• · Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Idaho

• · You may not fish on a camel's back.

Illinois

• · "Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative.
• · Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana

• · Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

Iowa

• · It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.

Kansas

• · In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.

Kentucky

• · All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.

Louisiana

• · Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".

Maine

• · It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland.

Maryland

• · In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

Massachusetts

• · It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building.

Michigan

• · Smoking while in bed is illegal.

Minnesota

• · In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks.

Mississippi

• · Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Missouri

• · Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

Montana

• · It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

Nebraska

• · A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

New Hampshire

• · On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

New Jersey

• · Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

New York

• · During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
• · It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

North Carolina

• · It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.

North Dakota

• · it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.

Ohio

• · It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone.

Oklahoma

• · Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oregon

• · Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
• · You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
• · People may not whistle underwater.

Pennsylvania

• · Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Rhode Island

• · It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

South Dakota

• · It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory

Tenneessee

• · Driving is not to be done while asleep.

Texas

• · Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.

Utah

• · No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Virginia

• · It is illegal to tickle women.

Washington

• · All lollipops are banned.

West Virginia

• · Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

Wisconsin

• · You must manually flush all urinals in a building.