The Cynic Answers Your HubPages Questions
62The HubPage forums are littered with questions and concerns about HubPages, Hub writing and the internet in general. Wait no more, just for shits and giggles...The Cynic has arrived to provide you with all the answers you need.
FAQ
1. Can I make money on the internet/HubPages?
Answer:
No. You cannot make money on the internet, It can not be done. Making fat cash through internet sites is a scientific anomaly. Anyone who tells you they have made money over the internet is lying through their teeth. The most money you will ever make, especially through AdSense, is .02 cents.
2. What can I do to increase my HubScore?
Answer:
Nothing. There is nothing you can do. It will continue to fluctuate whether you are doing anything on HP or not. In fact, it has been proven on more than one occasion, that your score will bounce around all on its own even when you are no where near it. It is calculated using very specific NASA like equations and formulas and a group of trained monkeys hit random numbers on a keyboard all day long to compute it. You are powerless against the HubScore.
3. I am new and am looking for critique on my hubs. Will you look at them and tell me what things I should change/ fix?
Answer:
No.
Oh, and Welcome to HubPages.
4. How can I increase traffic to my Hub?
Answer:
I have found threats to work quite nicely. Blackmail is good, although you do have to take time drudging up something to blackmail with. Entrapment can be a helpful tool as well, if you can figure it out. Just don't underestimate the use of sheer force.
5. Someone stole all/part of one of my hubs, what should I do?
Answer:
Hit them with a tire iron, squeeze lemon juice in their eye, insult their mother and leave a flaming bag of dog doo on their front step.
I hope this has answered your questions and feel free to ask more. The Cynic is always ready with a smart assed response.
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Comments
Why thank you frog. Your little Froglet is proud you enjoyed it :D Had to get a silly one out after those storm downers LOL
LOL Janetta! I wonder how new hubbers will react when they see this one! LOL
ROTFL! *Hysterical*!!!! Can't think of a thing you missed. Funnnyy doesn't describe it (grabbing tissue to wipe tears from eyes)! There should be a link to this hub in HP's "help for newbs" section! Would sure cut out a lot of useless threads on the forums! Well done!
You had me at "NASA" lololololol
EM-- they will probably cry. LOL
JamaGenee-- Thanks!! I can always count on you for a great comment!! I'm glad I could give you a giggle *handing you a new box of tissue*
Patty- So glad you enjoyed it! I hope everyone gets a good chuckle out of it :D
I L.O.V.E.D. the video!! It had all the greats and MoonStruck, too!! LOL! Hey, I'm up to 43 cents with adsense and 1.48 with Kontera, so don't gimme that "it can be done" stuff.. poo on that.. ok, so I won't get anthing till it his $100, but I'm only 98 and change away!! looking good!! That song's gonna be in my head allll day.
I'm glad you loved it Candie--I loved it too :) Woohoo...you are on your way to the big bucks!! :D
I'm dying here. Well, I am incorporeal, so I guess it's that...I'm LMAO.
"The most money you will ever make, especially through AdSense, is .02 cents."
Don't forget, it's now .04 cents, adjust for inflation. Thanks bailout program!
lxxy
HAHA...thanx Ixxy. I love your comments!! :D
Then I'm rolling in the pennies! Saving up for a Harley.. should be there in about 35 years at this rate.. Ah, the light at the end of the tunnel!
Very funny! I enjoyed this Hub. Thanks.
Thanks James! Glad you liked it!! :)
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frogdropping says:
8 months ago
Janetta - ho ho ho ... I love it when you tell porkies ... so cute you are lmao!
Seriously folks ... there's millions to be made! And when someone filches your work, be flattered - it's endorsement. And hey - I'll critique your hubs! They're pants - try harder!
Funny hubber Janetta - rated up my Fine Froglet X