There are two completely different ways that I could approach this article, I could take a serious scientific look at the differences between men and women; or I could talk about the real differences between men and women. I will look at both.

Gender Difference (Scientific)

Blah blah blah blah blah, Y chromosomes, genes, 78 separate genes which are the difference between having a vagina and a penis. ZZZZZZ...... Sorry, I fell asleep, so moving swiftly on......

Now that we have done with the greatly *cough* intriguing and mind boggling scientific stuff. In order to remain true to the essence of this hub, I will remain completely impartial. That is to say that this is a hub which promotes gender equality and I will be using the perspectives of both males and females, a truly sexism free zone (at least until you get to the inevitable comments!) Extreme Feminists and Males Sexist Pigs:- Please be aware that this is supposed to be humorous, this is my hub and in my hub a sense of humour failure is punishable by a public stoning.

• Women think that it is a good idea to keep the remote control on the top of the television set.
• Men will hear a can of beer being opened two rooms away.
• Women have a dedicated part of their brain for remembering every piece of clothing that they have ever worn, where they wore it and who they wore it with. Men can't remember what they wore yesterday.
• Women will look at sexy men all day without their man noticing, a man will see a sexy women and stare until they are slapped by their girl.
• A women will always know what to do when somebody starts to cry. A man will panic, grab the nearest women to help and run away.
• Men will answer any simple question with a long, boring and over detailed answer. They will also answer complex and important questions with "mmm" or "yep". I'm not too sure what a women does, but they don't like this.
• A man will sleep through any sound. A women will hear any sound and be worried about burglars.

• Men will identify the need to find something and say that they have lost it before they have even looked, hoping that their partner happens to know where it is. A women will spend 15 minutes looking for something that she doesn't really need to find.
• Women will often put a stack of things at the bottom of the stairs when tidying so that they remember to take them up. A man will step over this stack of things.
• Men forget almost every birthday, anniversary or appointment. Women have a built in diary that triggers a 'card alert'.
• A woman will go to the toilet and notice that the toilet roll has run out before doing the business. A man will do a shit and then notice, before shouting urgently for his partner to take him some.
• If told that a relative has a bought a new car a women would probably say "oh, what colour is it?", a man would say "what type is it?"
• A woman will know within seconds what colour curtains she would have in a room. A man could not give a toss.
• Women can often use sex as a way of getting what they want. A man can never use sex as a way of getting what they want, because sex is all they ever want!
• If a man wants to buy a new suit he will say "I saw a suit that I want to buy", if a women wants to buy a new dress she will say "I went to meet my friend Lisa today, we went for a coffee, and on the way to the car park.... oh, no, it doesn't matter...... well, oh, don't worry it's nothing".... making the man complete a puzzle to establish a very simple fact.
• A man seeks praise for doing the washing up for the first time in months, whilst a woman will run out of petrol and explain that she thought 'E' on a petrol gauge stood for 'Enough'.
• Men learnt very quickly in childhood that small house spiders are not going to eat you in your sleep. A woman never learns this.
• A man can find a pair of shoes that they like on the Internet, check they have his size, and pay on his credit card within 5 minutes. A woman will take 1 hour deciding which out of two pairs of shoes she likes the most before buying a pair that don't fit her properly.
• If two women and two men went out for dinner together and they all needed a piss, the two women would go together..... the second man would wait for the first man to come back before leaving the table.
• Men are paid more money for doing exactly the same job as women..... I know that's not right, but it is a difference!
• Women take 20 minutes to choose food from a takeaway menu, Men will take 1 minute. When the food arrives, women always decide that they want to eat the man's food..... and subsequently do!
• A man has to display all of his valuable possessions to show off to visitors, a woman has to put all of her possessions in a cupboard!