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The Exploding Cactus

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By mythbuster


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Brought Back From A Family Vacation

A family went on vacation and visited Mexico for a week. While there, the mother spotted a rare and expensive cactus that was ever-so-difficult to find at home. She made a point to purchase the large healthy-looking plant on the last day of vacation.

When the family got home, the mother was greatly pleased with her find and put the impressive 1-metre high cactus on display right in the living room, for all to see.

One day when she was watering the rest of her plants, the lady thought she'd just give the cactus a gentle spritz from her spray bottle - just a light dose of moisture, and when she did, she noticed that the cactus vibrated, or appeared to shiver for a few seconds.

The lady thought this strange, so she lightly sprayed the plant again. The plant shivered again, so the woman decided to make a phone call to an exotic plant shop and find out why her cactus might be shivering so.

After being placed on hold for a minute, the lady reached a store employee who asked about how the plant was acquired, when it was purchased, where it was purchased, and a number of other details. The last question asked seemed very strange to the lady with the cactus and at first she didn't respond right away. Prompted a second time by the question, "Ma'am, is your family in the house?" she finally answered, "No, my husband is at work and my children are at school."

The store employee said, "Good! What's your address?" The lady gave her address, to which the store employee replied, "Now...listen very carefully, Ma'am...after you hang up the phone with me, I want you to go directly out your front door - close the door securely - and wait outside on the sidewalk. I will meet you outside in no more than 15 minutes."

Although the directions from the store employee were very odd, the urgency in his voice got the lady's attention and she obediently followed instructions...

After 15 minutes, a van with advertising slogans on the side for the exotic plant shop the lady had called pulled up at her house. A young man hopped out of the van as soon as it was parked and he began to speak, "Ma'am, which room of the house is the cactus in?" She recognized his voice as that of the person she spoke with on the phone 15 minutes earlier, so she told the man the cactus was in the main area of the house - in the living room.

The man walked toward the house, gesturing with a hand behind him for the lady to stay put - and he peered into a window...his eyes went wide and he backed away from the house quickly, pulling a cell phone from his pocket, dialing, then speaking rapidly...he gave out the lady's address and added, "get here quick, okay?"

He hung up and joined the lady who was standing far away from the house, on the sidewalk by the road. He explained that he had called for help and the lady must wait outside with him until that help arrived.

Help was not long in coming:

a Firetruck with Firemen in full gear and extermination team, all wearing funny-looking space-suits showed up within 10 minutes and entered the lady's home.

The cactus the lady had bought in Mexico contained other live organisms, undetectable at the time of purchase, but housed inside the plant nonetheless. The 'shivering' motion the lady had noticed was from thousands of eggs hatching...

The lady's cactus exploded as thousands of baby tarantulas came forth into the world...

Unfortunately, the exterminators, along with the support of firefighters, had to douse the lady's living room all over with serious and toxic chemicals to mass-kill the thousands of tarantulas. An entire floor of the home had to be gutted and re-worked - and the family wasn't allowed back into their home for weeks.

 

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mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
6 months ago

Wow, is this true????

mythbuster profile image

mythbuster  says:
6 months ago

mistyhorizon2003

Of course it is true *tongue in cheek* *wink-wink*

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
6 months ago

LOL, I have doubts about this being part of Tarantula's breeding habits, but can't be sure :)

mythbuster profile image

mythbuster  says:
6 months ago

Heck - slow down, mistyhorizon2003...I'm trying to wait it out a bit to receive some more versions of this Urban Legend before I disclose how BUSTED it is...

according to what a tarantula's breeding habits are

shhhhhhh!

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
6 months ago

LOL, I wait with baited breath :)

Shadesbreath profile image

Shadesbreath  says:
6 months ago

It's not a joke.  The latin name is Aracharagama, you can look it up, and the natives call it La Matriz de L'Araña (womb of the spider).   When we were in Halisco, I got to drink a rare tequila made from that type of cactus. We got so freaking hammered it was awesome, I can't describe how amazing the buzz was... until the next day.  That is the worst hangover of all time.  Whatever the chemical in it is that lures the female tarantula to it to "roost" is also behind an amazing headache.  I thought I was going to die.  We asked the Mexican fellow who'd been sort of our "guide" WTF we were supposed to do (we damn sure weren't going to a Mexican doctor, thank you very much), and he sort of shrugged and told us to, "darse a la bebida del pelo a la araña esa pedacita tu." 

 

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
6 months ago

So rather than "Hair of the Dog" you have "Hair of the Spider"!! Yuk, but great information Shades (as always.)

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