The Fashion Police: 1982 Called and They Want Your Fashion Back

It was just another day, just another dollar. I was on the beat to see what heinous fashion statements people were making. My friend, Chris, and I had a life long dream of creating a web site called WTF of Sacramento, CA I dedicate this site to all the fashion-deficient people of the greater Sacramento area.

Be on the look out for the following "Fashion offenders:"

• One should never wear bangles, sparkles, spandex AND a feather boa whilst traipsing through the parking lot of a 7-11 when it's broad daylight and it's not Mardi Gras or Cinco de Mayo
• One should never wear spandex as part of business attire (NEVER EVER!)
• One should never mix plaids with stripes and fur coats (just a very wrong combination and PETA will hunt down your un-PC booty!)
• One should never wear Topsiders when they were clearly outlawed by 1989
• One should never, ever get a spiral perm (do hair stylists still have leftover perm solution from the early 90s?)
• One should never be seen in public wearing Oakleys, acide washed jeans and red Reeboks and claim they aren't living in a time machine
• One should always assume automatically that anyone wearing leopard print (painted on) pants and thigh high boots and walking down a busy Sacramento street at 4 pm is on her way to "work"