The Funnies

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By awcase

This hub page is dedicated to make you laugh.  Laughter is great medicine for the soul.  We as people need to learn to smile, laugh, and be more positive.  May joy and laughter fill your life. 


Jokes

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blonde swimmer
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

two in one grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

toilet paper
Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.
Whats dumber than that? reading them.

Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

your rights
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!



Aristophanes as imagined by a nineteenth century illustrator. It can be inferred from jests in his plays that he was in fact prematurely bald.
Aristophanes as imagined by a nineteenth century illustrator. It can be inferred from jests in his plays that he was in fact prematurely bald.

The First Comedian

Aristophanes is considered one of the first comedians in time.  He was around about 400 B.C  He was known as the father of comedy.  The Clouds were one of the most funniest plays he wrote and played in.  His talent is know all around the ancient Athens.

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PhoenixV profile image

PhoenixV  says:
6 months ago

Great Hub !

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oceansnsunsets  says:
6 months ago

Anna, I loved this hub and it made me laugh:) I loved the videos too, and voted on the jokes hehe. Was cute the dogs talking, and the cats pawing at each other, and the remote control car going over the cat and he just still laid there. hehe, thanks for the funnies.

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awcase  says:
6 months ago

lol I am so happy that is made you laugh. thank you phoenix and ocean for your wonderful comments.

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awcase  says:
6 months ago

thx phoenix

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