There probably aren’t a huge number of people that know me well and certainly very few that know me as well as Facebook. Facebook knows what color I am, what Tim Burton character I am and any number of other very intimate things that even I was not aware of.

I’m 50% HICK. I had NO IDEA. I’ve got to quit harping on Rednecks if I’m halfway there myself. I used to tell friends that Jeff Foxworthy was very funny until I moved to Texas and figured out he was just telling us the way it really is! I don’t know if my HICK part is left brain or right brain so I might have to experiment with a lobotomy to correct the condition.

As I started to take the “What Tim Burton Character Are You” survey, my daughter looked at me and sternly declared that I had better not be Sweeney Todd. She was Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas and the wife was Emily from the Corpse Bride. Me? Yup---- I’m Sweeney Todd. My family now sleeps with one eye open and scatters to places unknown when I pick up my shaver.

The color Green was a given, after all, one of the questions was “What is your favorite color?” I wanted to see who I was in a previous life. I got about halfway through and ran into the question “What year were you born?” I had to choose my high school graduation year because evidently old farts aren’t supposed to know the answer. That or I might come up as myself and figure out I am living a past life. The result?

A Mosquito!!!!!

An annoying creature, vicious and sneaky, living of other peoples energy. Now I’m not allowed to hum around my family either. They smack me when I do.

Probably not the worst news although the Sweeney Todd side of me would disagree, The “What Mental Disorder do you have?” questionnaire said “You’re Not Crazy”-----cool. That probably means I can continue to talk to the little man in the Conch shell that keeps whispering to me. He’s my only real friend. At least that is what he tells me. Dr. Seuss, however, says that I am “Sam, I Am”, positive and a true friend. Actually thought I would be Horton from “Horton Hears a Who”. I think that’s a Who in that Conch shell.

Want to know more about me?

In Gilligan’s Island I am Mr. Howell, lovable scheming and loving life’s finest. That Lovey though; need to trade her in for a newer model! I am Harry Potter with a green light saber. On the Celtic side I am Morrigan, Goddess of war and death, which kind of taps into my feminine side.

It truly amazes me how accurate these quizzes are. I am sure they are put together by some of Sigmund Freud’s best pupils. What a wonderful age that we have computers that can tell us so much about ourselves. Now it’s time to go talk to the Who. Have a wonderful time all of you and be nice in the comment section-------------------------or sleep with one eye open.

Stuart or Harry or Thurston or Sweeney, whoever I am. HMMMMMMMMM. ZZT (That’s my electric mosquito zapper).