If you have found this page from a search engine, then you are likely to have typed the name of a popular social networking site incorrectly. I know that you have done this because on no part of this entire hub do I myself correctly spell the name of this social networking site. You may feel like a bit of a fool, you have certainly wasted a few seconds of your own time, and if you are still reading now then you have wasted a few seconds more. How many times have you visited this site? maybe you should learn how to bookmark the URL, maybe you should learn how to spell. There is no doubting that you can currently be classified into a group of people known as 'The Idiots'; but which kind of an idiot are you? This hub will tell you how much of an idiot you are depending on how you retardedly slapped the keyboard in quest for that very famous social networking site.

1 Million people each and every month search for 'Mysapce'. If you typed Mysapce then don't worry, your condition is an unfortunate but very common one. There are enough Fast Typing Idiots to form your own society, or you could even establish the new 'Mysapce' website if you so wish. A lot of the Fast Typing Idiots also search for 'Mysapce Layouts', 'Mysapce Backgrounds', 'Mysapce Code'. As a non-fast typing idiot, I have helped you out by linking to what it is that I believe you may be looking for.

The next most common social networking idiot is the 'Spac' Idiot. These idiots lose count of the number of letters that they have typed before pressing the big 'search' button. There are a whopping 550,000 searches for Myspac carried out by the 'Spac' idiots every month, suggesting that you also are not alone. The only deficiency that the 'Spac' breed have against normal social net-workers is that do not think before doing, it is possible for the 'Spacs' to integrate with the normal online society by practising a breathing technique. This is a) Think, b) Breathe, c) Type, d) Think, e) Breathe, f) Search. This would take a normal person about 2 seconds in total, beware that this can take a 'Spac' up to 30 seconds.

Just 46 people search for the term 'Msypaec' each month. This is probably the same person checking their 'Msypaec' account on an average 1.48 times a day. You are one of a kind, a complete rarity, and if you have found this page then I am honoured to make your acquaintance. Please note however that the FBI will be tracking your IP address and coming round to conduct some sort of tests on your brain to determine whether or not you are in fact from another universe.

Also known as the 'Fat Fingered Idiot', these are generally native to areas in very close proximity to a McDonald's and have a lack of self control. A high fat diet makes their fingers fat and effects their ability to type any well known 7 letter word. The 'Touch Typing Idiot' has fingers so fat that he/she presses the 'S' key and the Space Bar at the same time, before getting confused and pressing the 'S' again. The reason for pressing the 'S' for a second time has not yet been scientifically proven, but scientists at the Idaho Department Of Idiot Technology Studies (IDIOTS) seem to think that they are generally sidetracked by the remnants of old fast food that had been dropped in the proximity to their desks in the 48 hours prior to typing. The 'Touch Typing Idiot' is not rare within society, but is not frequently seen online, with approximately 4000 searches a month being performed by this species.

If you have arrived at this hub by typing 'Mispace' then you are what can most frequently be referred to as the 'Uneducated Idiot'. There can by no physical or mental characteristics used to excuse the use of the word 'Mi' instead of 'My'. Yes they are pretty close on the keyboard, but even the 'Touch Typing Idiot' would not press search having made this mistake. There may be a number of different groups of people that fall within this category, these include the under 5's, the school dropouts and habitual users of hard drugs. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for society as a whole, there are 27100 searches a month for the term 'Mispace' - don't worry you are not alone.

There is also evidence of other strange online sub-cultures, although scientists have not yet been able to diagnose the conditions with which these idiots are inflicted. They include:-

• nyspace
• kyspace
• jyspace
• mtspace
• muspace
• mhspace
• myepace
• myapace
• mydpace
• mydpace
• mysoace
• myslace
• myspsce
• myspzce
• myspqce
• myspade
• myspave
• myspave
  

 

Those that suffer from dyslexia, blindness, or have any other physical, mental, or neurological disorder which may result in them typing words incorrectly are exempt from classification into any of the 'idiot' groups.