The Last Jar of Mayo--a Poem
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Who's in Trouble Now?
His finger twirled inside the mayonnaise jar
Twisting, scraping the glass for last bits
Dropping it on his tongue, he smacked his lips
Suddenly he thought: The last jar in the pantry!
My wife will be a little antsy!
She likes to keep a well-stocked larder
Will she buy more?
Or take it out in barter?
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LOL--that's right! But she always gets waited on in the stores!
Very nice. Now I'll have dreams to remember! Thank you
Just remember--if you take the last of something, put it on the shopping list! LOL!!
philip carey 61 says:
3 months ago
I like this one. I think he better learn to shop, so she doesn't have to hit the streets, specially if she looks like that--laughing.