The Number One Blogger
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I just came home from a lazy afternoon sitting in a coffee shop. I ordered mocha froccino which is not my favorite but this is the best that they have so I have to bear with it. Besides, my friend is the one paying it so there is really no point in complaining about a drink that you never really paid. I love the dirty white marble coffee table and the coffee colored chairs. As I sat down in the mocha chair, a foreigner smiled at me so I smiled back. He looked like a retired American guy in his 60's. I overheard him talking about a cockfight with a native.
Approximately, 4 weeks from now this friend of mine is going to be my boss. I am going to name him Paulo to preserve his identity but since hubpages community is for decent bloggers/hubbers I figured there is no point in hiding his identity so his real name is Paulo. He opened his laptop and connected to the wireless Internet that the coffee shop provides for coffee drinkers and sometimes it's the other way around. I was bored so we started searching for famous bloggers. I couldn't believe it. I just found out by using yahoo search engine that the number one blogger is from Asia but I'm proud to say that "number 1 blogger" is not from my country.
"Number 1 blogger" blogs about her life, post her pictures and tells the world how vain 'number 1 blogger' is. In this case, I cannot name drop so I will name her "Bitchay". Bitchay made a blog that caught my attention, she posted pictures and criticized other bloggers that sounded rather rude and offensive. Bitchay made a name for herself by telling the world how empty and useless her life is. Pretty much, it's a trash. I can't imagine people patronizing this kind of stuff. If you know how to read between the lines then you would know what I mean.
Forgive me if I sound nosy with this blog. My purpose to find the number one blogger is to get some tips in blogging. I was quite disappointed with what I found out and I am glad to have found this community in hubpages because the writers here pretty much gave me an idea on what to write.
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hahaha. really? I think you found Bitchay already. You're one of my top 10 here in hubpages so no worries.
no i don't, but i did some few googling just now LOL and it could might as well be looking for a pin in a haystack! one site says it's a Chinese while the other suggests it's an Ecuadoran kid! the list goes on and on... btw, thanks for including me in your toppers, it flatters me pink! and you know i have a soft spot for you as well... :D
Bitchay even has her wikipedia. Oh don't be flattered, I'm giving you the spot because I'm your "kababayan" L.O.L
Seriously, i like the way you write. Your smart and you have a way with words.
thank you for the soft spot, Cris.
To be number one blogger, I assume Bitchay has to have a serious Red Bull problem and is trapped inside a room with no windows, yes thats it, she is in a basement locked up with nowhere else to go and under the door, they slide her Red Bulls and Snickers bars for nourishment.
hehehhe. She blogs everything like her nose job, her boyfriend, the masculine thing, she curses a lot and the thing that women covers their face with before going to sleep. I don't know whats it called mud pie, mud pack? Whatever it is, I really forgot.
So, that's what it takes to be a number one blogger, eh!
Nice to see you here goldentoad!
Actually Bitchey is the message: if she can be the best, we can do it as well! We are better.
Her point is: never give up...writting. That is the reason she is number one, I believe.
Love & Light, thanks for inspirative Hub.
"Bitchay"-- OMG I love that!! haha! Great blog. Plus your description of the coffee shop may have inspired a hub for me. I've seen some incredible coffee shops! Several right here in rural northern California!
Bitchay? I believe I dated her when I was single.
Hahaha. You wouldn't want to date her. She will blog you...definitely. hehehe.
thanks rockinjoe!
Isn't it amazing what people waste their time on? I'm talking about the people who make Bitchay number one. While her readers are wasting their time, I'm guessing they are putting money in her pocket, since her blog is probably monetized?
Maybe I should set up another account here on HP, called perhaps Bitchay2, write the same kind of self-centered, bitchay stuff, and make that million from AdSense that your sister told you about.
Love your coffee shop vignettes!
Hahahah. The thing is it's not really your style. Here's a hint. she blog her way into television. and another one she lives in Singapore. There, I laid allmy aces. I will never visit her blog again and make myselg count for being number one. Such trash, I can never tolerate. I'd rather stay in HP where people are smart and great authors. (wink)
Cris A says:
13 months ago
now you got me curious! and i though the number one blogger is actually a hubber! LOL