Interesting concept this having dialouge and reaching out to our enemies that Obama has initiated. So how will he go about this in this new age of communication? How about using Facebook, or perhaps Twitter would be better. He could announce this new stratgegy to the world by using the old AT&T tag with a slight variation It could be a grand announcement: Before a probelm gets out of hand in the world, I will use this new technology, I will "Reach out and Twitter Someone". Has kind of a nice "ring to it doesn't it? In fact why do we need all of those foolish summits, conferences and meetings at the White House? Why spend all that money flying Air Force One to meet with our enemies, especially now that we know how much it cost to just to fly that thing to NY. The savings alone would fund our new goernment health plan. Think about it, all the diplomacy we need right in the hand of Obama on his Black Berry, instantaneous diplomacy! He could be in the middle of a gripping interview with NBC's Brian Williams and while Brian is petting the dog, Obama could be saving the world. He would be the technology President! To start, the leaders need a handle, something unique to each of them. I can see it developing now:

Obama: Yo kim dude, what's your handle going to be?

Kim: I will be the "Rocket Man".

Obama: Ok, My Iranian freind what about you? Achmadenijad: Well, Kim stole my thunder, that's it! I'll be "Thunder".

Obama: Why?

Thunder: Because first Israel will see the flash, then they will feel the Thunder!

Obama: Allright, Chavez my friend what about you?   Chavez:  I want to be Putin.

Obama: I am sure you do, but your not.

Chavez: Ok, I'll be King.    Obama: King?    King:  Sure I love Elvis, and after our next rigged election I am declaring myself King. Obama: I guess

Obama: Ok, Fidel what about you? Fidel: I'll be JFK

Obama: That's sick!

JFK: I know, but if your going to be sick, no better place than in Cuba, just watch Michael Moore's film. I never knew our hospitals were that good.
Obama: Ok so we're all on board, so let the dialouge begin so that we can save the world.

King: Obama, what is your handle? Obama: I'll be Yobama, because I'm cool.

Now Obama can spin his magnetic personality everyday with these woderful men, getting involved, engaging them as people, helping them to see their ill ways and end up loving America. Think of the possibilities. Let's listen in:

Yobama: Hey Rocket Man what's up with you? I just sent Charlie Gibson on a hamburger run for the staff, what a lackie.

Rocket Man: twitters back saying, wish I was having as much fun. I've been busy, I launched a test missle to see if we can reach Tokyo with our new system.

Yobama: Oh Rocket Man, your such a laugh, you asians have loved fireworks for thousands of years. I wonder how you stay so focused on one thing for so long?

Yobama: Hey Thunder, did you have to come down so hard on the Israilies at the UN this week? I mean come on dude, calling for their inilliation was a bit over the top, cool it down a littlle you silly guy. By the way where did you get that cool jacket, I'd like to get one made and have the Presidential Seal put on it.

Thunder responds: Yobama, I have a Jew slave, I mean taylor that makes it for me. Oh by the way we have successfully weaponized the newest supply of uranium we got from Russia.

Yobama: You guys are always working on something, and you dictators always have such cool clothes too. You should consider starting a line and marketing it. We could help you with that and maybe in return you could send us some of your teachers to help us get our schools up to your level in Math and Sciences.

Then he could twitter King: Hey amigo, wassup in the south land? I need your help.

King: Wassup with you, hey good work nationalizing GM, now your catching on.

Yobama: Yhea, to bad Ford wouldn't bite with the Gov't loan or I would have had them too.

King: You gonna let them make a fool of you like that? I would castrate the CEO.

Yobama: Whoa, down boy! I have it all under control. Get this, I moved the CAFF standards up by 4 years. In this economy and with Ford fighting to survive this will be the straw that breaks the camels back.

King: Lol, my goodness I thought I was good, but man I could learn alot from you.

Then Thunder chides in: Hey I resent the remark about the camel. Oh but good news, we just found new proof that the holocaust never happened.

Rocket Man: Hey guys good news, you know that test missle we launced to see if we could reach Tokyo? We were successful, it reached Tokyo, but one of our engineers made a mistake. He used a real missle by accident, no more Tokyo.

Yobama: OMG Big guy, what are you going to do now?

Rocket Man: I just promoted the guy to Five Star General. Oh by the way Yobama, great photo of you and Michelle in Face Book, I like the sleevless look better.

The Shark---taking a bite out of liberalism