The Real Truth- Great Chili Recipe Edition

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By TheRealTruth


How can you hate this face?
How can you hate this face?

Like it Spicy?

It starts with 2 pounds of loathe. Yeah frickin loathe. I mean the dirtiest, smelliest, nastiest loathe you got. You want that loathe to simmer. Simmer it down to sorrow. Allow it to soak. Soak up pain, soak up lament, soak up the depression. Sit there and take it. Breathe it in. Doesn't that smell nice? Oh yeah. Now we're cookin. You'll want to add a dash of idiocy, some density, and to be honest a little bit of dishonesty would suit. It's gettin fiery. Turn out the lights and watch it glow. Turn out the lights and sit there. Turn out the lights Jack, just to do it. Here's the darkest chili you can imagine. You'll wanna check your loathe here. You'll want to poke and prod it. You'll want to raise a little ire. Here you want to make sure you're gritting your teeth. Grind them to your gums. Allow the gums to bleed. Yes bleed. Bleed freely. A drip or two into the pan should suffice. More or less to taste. Yeah we're cookin. Smells so sour.

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Am I dead, yet? profile image

Am I dead, yet?  says:
6 months ago

ROFL! I am reading this and I am imagining you reading it like your Hulkster videos! Serious!

#selfhi5

TheRealTruth profile image

TheRealTruth  says:
6 months ago

HAHA. Hm Well I must've made some sort of an impact then.

Thank you for stoppin in!

Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
6 months ago

And I thought you might be spending more time in the kitchen! Say, what should i down it with?

And I'm guessing what person whose face you um vandalized. By the size of its forehead and the inverted triangle-shaped face I'd say it's def Ryan Gosling. :D

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TheRealTruth  says:
6 months ago

a bottle of whiskey or countless beers. anything to help keep you down will do fine.

actually it is James Van Der Beek! This is a long running joke between a friend and I, James' twin brother Killer (pronounced Kyler) Van Der Beek.

Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
6 months ago

Oh right. The whats-the-story-morning-glory-after-Dawsons-Creek?-shit-happens-thats-what guy!

I think I'll do beer! :D

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TheRealTruth  says:
6 months ago

thats the dude. I honestly have no clue what he;s doin nowadays. I remember him being in Rules of Attraction and Jay and Silent Bob...but other than that.

k@ri profile image

k@ri  says:
6 months ago

I love chili's, thought I may get a good recipe coming here! Looks like I bit off more than I could chew! :D I'll take that bottle of whiskey...

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TheRealTruth  says:
6 months ago

UNfortunately I fully intended to mislead with that title.Hope you don't feel like you wasted your time at least.

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