I will preface ALL of this with....I HATE REALITY TV. Why? Well.....ever since Real World: San Francisco, reality TV hasn't been real. I mean it's had it'smoments of reality...but it's all been blurred by the fact that....these people are looking to be stars......and they think they are. Just from making the shows they think they are A-List celebrities (Heather from Rock of Love....are you kidding me broadzilla?). I don't give a rats ass about celebrities really....but Heather you are not Angelina Jolie. To be honest you aren't even Kathy Griffin. Get over yourself. Anywho...it's been nothing but clones ever since.....Real World: Brooklyn is the 20th? How many Road Rules were there? Survivor? Big Brother? Then all of the worst of them...starting with Flavor of Love (2,3, Rock of Love,2,Bus, I Love New York, 2, I Love Money,2, Real Chance of Love, Charm School,Rock,Flavor, Daisy of Love, Trophy Wife) and the other clones A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,2, That's Amore, Double Shot at Love........AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We need something new!!!!!!!!!!

Well...I've been working on this idea for a few years now....and for some reason can't get any takers. It's called America's Next Reality TV Show...and here's how it works. You come up with the idea...and the best one wins. Droves of people pile into some local auditorium to wait in line to meet the judges. The judges then ridicule and criticize your idea until you cry....and decide...hey you can go to (Hollywood? Fiji? The Camper?) or get your ass outta here you suck. Actually thinking about it now.....it has to be a giant ass camper.....or a few of them. Pick like the five best ideas from well....we'll say seven cities for sake of argument (I live in an area referred to as Hampton Roads which is made up of seven cities). So we now have 35 people in a few campers. Take these campers to some campground.....with log cabins or even better no cabins...they have to stay in tents. Immediately have some sort of elimination challenge to rid us of like 15 people. I'm thinking the challenge can be finding a spot and setting up your tent. Next we can have some sort of meeting, where you re-present your idea to the judges. Can another 10 people to bring us to a managable 10 people remaining. So for 10 weeks 10 people will live on a campsite together working relentlessly on their reality show ideas. One by one they get sent home via teaches, challenges, and dramatic judging. As you get to like five we have them shoot a commercial for their show....and then there's the final two. The final two get to shoot an entire episode of their show. The winner gets a contract with (fill in the network here), for a full season of episodes. We can make a million of these things!!!!

I have a few ideas.......I get to be one of them though....it's my idea.....jerks. Don't snicker about that either. What qualifies me other than that? Nothing really...but if you go to any reality casting site they all say "No Experience Necessary!"

The Judges?

• Myself- Cuz I said so.
• Puck- from Real World: San Francisco-Why not? He's pretty much the standard "badboy"
• Jenah- from America's Next Top Model: Cycle 9- I dunno I just liked her. Plus she's hot!
• Persia- from Ego Trip's White Rapper Show- Why? Cuz she's that bitch! Duh.