The absurdity of reality television is that it puts real people in impossible, and usually uncomfortable, situations. The only thing real on the shows is the contestants having to cope with the ridiculous scenarios presented to them, and in many cases the footage is edited to make things look more saucy or risky than it really is. This is why I propose that the people who allow these farces into our living rooms duke it out for ratings instead of hapless individuals who want money or a false sense of love.

It would be simple: Put the executives on an island full of cameras, give them weapons, and poof! You have the best reality show yet. American television is no stranger to mindless violence and seeing the people in charge of broadcasting programs that are bottom of the barrel in an epic, bloodthirsty battle would be a welcome alternative to regular reality programming.

It's completely impossible, I know, but it would bring a sense of relief to many knowing they will never have to hear about another season of Real Chance of Love or Survivor. And personally, I would love to see people completely unfit for combat try their best at mauling someone with the same lack of experience. 

Think about it: Five to twenty men and women are dumped on a small island with nothing but a letter and a pile of weaponry. The letter reads: The fate of your network rests in your hands. You all must use your cunning and strength to bring the others down in a true battle for ratings. Each of you must fight for guts and glory to truly be AMERICA'S TOP NETWORK. It would be pretty nuts, but worthy entertainment.