The Sexiest Men On Hub-Pages
63FINALLY AFTER MUCH PROCRASTINATION THE TRUTH IS REVEALED
There was much pressure placed upon my wee self to construct this eye-opening, hub bonanza. Indeed it was a gruelling chore to flick through numerous hub pages looking at pictures of men, but someone had to do this sweat- raising task.Some of the men I already know, so they sprung to mind immediately. Some men have pictures of dogs, aliens and other strange things as their profile picture, mmmm.I was baffled as to how in this modern day and age, men could appear to look so hairy and obscure.
There may be many out there that I have not included,and I do most humbly apologise if your 'macho presence' has not been manifested upon this godly page. I would have been here forever if I had browsed every single hub page, so if I have missed you,and you feel wrongly done by, feel free to inform me of my wrong doings.
Amidst the construction of this story, I was offered bribes, sent nude photographs, by desperate men keen to strut their booty here. However I was determined not to be swayed, in any shape or form. I chose to be the honest, neutral,innocent martyr I am and turn an eye to this black market activity. So therefore without any further ado I now present to you 'The Sexiest Men On Hub-Pages.
Constant Walker :
When first meeting Constant I was struck by his uncanny resemblance to the actor 'Liam Neeson.' Not longer after I further discovered his Scottish ancestry, which conjures up images of Constant in a kilt, jiving to the Highland Fling. Constant also was an extra in the movie 'Braveheart', and for all the ladies upon this page who are interested, you can view his bare buttocks in the scene from the movie where they mooned the opposing army, in sheer Scottish defiance. Constant also was named 'Bachelor Of The Year', by Cleo magazine in 2007.
Dlarson :
Dlarson also named "Biceps Of Steel" caught my eye with his massive frame. Apparently over-use of steroids saw him grow so large that he no longer could wear clothes of a civilian. Backstage costume designers of "First Blood", were called in to design him a massive armour of silver, the only solace for his extended muscular frame. He has since been offered a leading role in "The Wizard Of Oz The Remake", as the tinman, but he has reluctantly refused due to oiling side effects he is enduring.
Iamtheknower :
This candidate with his 'Barbarian' frame was the son of Iamthefarmer, a poor struggling farmer in Portugal. He lent his son, for small payments of cash to the "Bronze Your Blubber" institution, where massive amounts of treatment, changed him from a white caucasian to a black man, with irreversible effects. After much bad publicity this bungling Self Tanning empire was forced to close its doors, which the public loudly applauded. Iamtheknower is currently in the US, seeking advice from Michael Jackson, hoping to one day change back to his white former self.
Goldentoad :
Do not expect to see more of Goldentoad's golden complexion, as he is indeed dubbed 'The Caveman That Liveth In Shadows'. You see Goldentoad, has been existing in solace, in a group of cave formations off the Canary Islands for 26 months, hoping to break the 'Guiness Book Of Record's' longest stay in a cave by any man. Goldentoad, thank heavens has only 18 months left before he becomes world champion of this hair growing event.His dark,formidabe prescence has the ladies swooning in multitudes.
Funride :
Most of you will recall reading World Wide headlines in March,2008, of Funride's world famous, naked sprint across the Wooloongabba Oval, Brisbane, Australia. As the amused crowd looked on, Funride was quickly escorted from the oval by test officials, while many yobbo onlookers cheered for Funride's gallant act of bravo. Days after the embarrassing, yet amusing event subsided, Funride was flooded with dozens of offers, including a spot on the Ophra Winfrey Show, marriage proposals from love-struck women, not to mention a four page spread in Playgirl.
Magicbus :
Who will forget on January 13th,2006, a day new history was created, when a man flying solo, charted an old Double Decker bus, high in the twilight skies over the Pacific Ocean. How was this possible?. Could this really be?. Millions of people from all over the world gasped, applauded, fainted, as Magicbus soared the windy skies. Formerly Eugene Dino Pappadopillus, he is now known by millions as 'Magicbus'. When asked how it was possible for him to perform this seemingly impossible task and where he found his inspiration, he simply muttered, "I derived this plan from my all time favourite movie 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. His heroic flying expedition has seen him now become not only a superstar, top inventor, but also sex symbol to millions of women worldwide.
Siddsingh :
Born Ringo Dingo Bingo,son of Gringo Cringo Bingo, SiddSingh is a prolific artist, having released several hundred songs both under his own name and with other artists. Siddsingh, released his first album "Me Daddies A Golf Caddy", early last year and since then has had numerous number one hit wonders worldwide with "I'm A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit", "Me Bongo Sailed The Congo" and the unforgettable, "Who Poured Beer Down My Ear." Women swoon for this sexy superstar all around the world, as his success in the music industry breaks new grounds daily.
THE HOT LIST CONTINUES ON
Crisis :
Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler, better known as Enrique Iglesias,has stunned millions of fans world-wide with his new looks, after under-going radical surgery procedures. Iglesias apparently bored with his former good looks has undergone massive facial reconstruction at a reported cost of US $850,000, to reinvent himself as a prolific artist, swayed by close friend Jocelyn Wildenstein. Jocelyn Wildenstein, known by all, for her dramatic facial surgeries, has often been named the 'world's scariest celebrity'. Apparently Jocelyn introduced Iglesias,to her surgeon Dr Mc Malomy at a recent New York charity event, with whom Iglesias quickly befriended. Whatever the reasons, no matter how radical they seem to us he is still hot as ever, in a new fashionable way. He has also adapted a new stage name 'Crisis'.
Christoph Reilly :
Christoph has shown people worldwide, exactly how to get 'ahead' in life. He explains the technique of just showing his head to his many bra throwing fans. "Well the truth of the matter", he most humbly explains to me, "is that I was actually born with a detachable head". He then proceeds to show me the locking device situated most cleverly behind his left ear. "My head", he continues, "has actually worked in my favour, being, that if I feel comical it can be extended on the body of Charlie Brown, if feeling empowered, perhaps George Washington and when I'm feeling deep in thought, well um the body of Ghandi has never gone astray". Christoph dubbed the "sexiest man alive", in recent hub polls further commented that for a mere price of US$500,000, sent directly to his email address, he will send the recipient a picture of his body in the bare flesh, in a flattering naked pose. So there you go ladies want to see a little more of Christoph, go rob a bank, then simply email him.
stevemark122000 :
Steve is indeed a very happy man since his recent staggering win of US $10,000,000, on Gold Lotto. Since his great win his popularity has increased even further, his email tripled, his fan mail lifted from approximately 12 letters a day to a staggering 10,000, every 24 hours. However Steve remains unconvinced that this sudden explosion of popularity, has anything to do with his winnings. "I feel it's all to do with the parting of my hair", he most humbly told me. "I used to part it to the left and now that I have changed it to the right, people cannot get enough of me.I should have done this years ago". Ladies indeed literally trample each other to get to this man.
St.James :
For all the ladies who have been in the dark, yes I can confirm that St.James is indeed Funride's identical twin. Why you may ask do they then look so different ? I took this very reasonable question to St.James as I too, indeed, was highly curious. I was met with a little reservation by St James who failed to comment unless his publicity manager was present, so will keep you ladies posted on that one, as soon as I find out any information. One thing I can confirm is that it seems streaking is a hereditary factor in this famous family. It seems the following year after Funride's naked sprint across the Gabba's cricket ground, St. James also made history,when he too ran naked across a local parkland close to his nearby residence. Unlike Funride, he claims he found himself locked out of his home when depositing the garbage,and ran to a friend's house across the parkland to retrieve a spare key. A German tourist Van Rotter Trotter, who happened to be in the park at the time, took photographs of St.Jame's naked sprint which were then sold to 'Playgirl' magazine. Sizzle on St.James!
Benson Yeung :
What an amazing man this candidate is. As far as I'm concerned any man who says, "I'm lucky I have small eyes, so my patients don't know I'm asleep", earns my immediate attention and undivided awe. This man although in denial of his own sex appeal, enchants women from all over the world with his sharp wit and his undying charm. Did you know ladies that Benson is actually the man who supplies Christoph Reilly with his removable bodies?. Benson is also the man responsible for doing upgrades on the wirless cotrol circuit that allows Christoph's head to be so easily dettached from his own unique collection of bodies.
MORE SEXY BEASTS FOR YOUR VIEWING
To all the men left behind do not be discouraged you probably also earn a place here, however time just got the better of me.
To all those sexy men who look like a tree, a dog, rock or building, I hope you realise it was very hard to assess your good looks in your current situation.
'Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest'
To those who would like me to be your personal manager please contact me and I will see what I can muster. For all those who wish to send naked pictures to me can safely do so,as I currently have lost my spectacles and wont be able to see too much. (I lie, I lie shhhhh)
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What?! I didn't make the cut?! Should have stuck it out with my old avatar and not this coffee and cig subliminally sexy one!
Sorry for the rant. I'll go away now and probably kill myself!
Hi Blondepoet,
Congrats on your great hub. Congrats to myself for getting mentioned. I hope we don't get found out that Blondepoet and Benson Yeung are both bylines of Chritoph Reilly.
Benson / Christoph
Hey guys, this one is going to be huge if every male drops in to check whether he's on the list like tony0724, Cris and myself. I'm going away now to hub on the sexiest women on hubpages now. Can someone come up with the hot photos for me?
Tony oh dear Lord I have never seen you before.My goodness yes I can see you deserve to be here.As I said I am only a baby here there are so many I have probably missed.Damn, I knew this was going to happen.HEY EVERYONE I FORGOT TONY
OMG Cris dont kill yourself.Helppppp someone call 911 help this poor guy.Well your profile picture is very hard to assess your good looks,you seem to have a handle,yes however you do look a bit steamy.What was your other picture like .It was very hard for me to put a pic of a tea cup on here......haha.
Wow...these guys are hubba hubba! LOL (get it? hub-ba, hub-ba?) LOL
Oh Benson so nice to see you again.I hope you are extremely flattered to see yourself splattered on such a fine page.I could never forget you lol.Oooo I can see I have sparked you into a sequel for this story on the women here.Mighty Mom and I laughed about it before I wrote this saying this will spark off a story on the women straight away haha.
Sorry, it's too late. I saw the light and went for it. I typed this from the great beyond LOL
Sorry Cris,
We're going to miss you. But then, probably not, if your can sill hub and comment.
I applaud your choices, Blondepoet! You mentioned so many things that I didn't know about Funride, Christoph and Benson! I already knew about St. James and Goldentoad - I read the Enquirer.
Now, I've got to dig out my VHS of Braveheart - I've got to see the butt that Constant Walker says you can bounce quarters off of!
Hey KCC haha yes I got it straight away, I may have blonde hair, but beneath this cool exterior this woman is right on the mark. I am waiting for all the abuse to come.I have my shiny steel armour on ready to take them on.I had to lend it off Dlarson.I am in stitches already and the best is yet to come haha.Damn it I can never stop laughing grrr.
Haha, thanks for the include :) I slid in right at the end. Yeah get CrisA on there too. He's the man.
Woohoo on the sexy hub dudes! I agree with your picks completely, but i would add Cris A for sure. He has that sexy, mysterious brooding artist thing going on that is so irresistible. It drives women crazy. :)
I guess I obviously will never make the cut! Chris, wait up!
Someone get a pic of Cris A please hurry I will add him.Benson please help to revive the man omg my first suicide already.Should I just put Cris A on my page as a cup of tea.?????
Haha, that's one studly cup of tea... or coffee rather.
blondpoet
I apologize for my paid friends, but it is comforting to know they find me sexy despite my not being a person but two objects that surely touch their lips every now and then! LOL
Sorry Pest, you know i would wait up for you man if I'm not north-bound. But don't worry fire and brimstones await you - and you probably can barbecue too with Helga.
benson - the reward for being a good hubber I found out is that you can still comment despite moving on.
Thank you !
Pics of Cris A
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:nbYFNiddv1YBiM//z.hubpages.com/u/812867_50.jpg
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:3Ez1LJK7vFQGjM//z.hubpages.com/u/781119_f248.jpg
They're small, sorry.
Cris A, did Benson revive you I added you yes go check, to those who knew this man, may we hold our heads in a minute's silence
Pest I am so sorry you may need to have a shave your looking mighty hairy there hahha, Im sure beneath the thick coat is a man of steel.
Pam hi, yes thankyou I added him I will have to look more into him as I never really knew him.'Brooding artist thing' that sounds very interesting,indeed. lol
Shirley haha thanks for stopping by I think I need to take a shot of that scene and enlarge it,the one from Braveheart that is, and draw a large X on hos buttocks to highlight which one he is.Then again if Constant wants to send me a picture of his posterior I could post it here and you would know exactly what you are looking for.
I dont't care if you have a picture of Cris....His hubs are enough! I also don't know how I got this giant wording on screen! Cris A.'s hubs are extremely good.
Here's a bigger one:
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:pZNmoU-Y841-JM//z.hubpages.com/u/812867_177.jpg
This is outrageous, what is going on around here, I am not on display as a sex object, as I believe myself to be a thoughtful man and I think I should judged by my character and not my bald dome. when is an honorable man going to get some respect around here? The horror, the horror. I'm flagging this hub!
Hold the requiem! Dr Benson saved the day (for me at least) - good thing the pearly gates didn't fully close as one Pest-y thing tried to enter. So I guess I'm back and feeling oh so sexy, too!
btw, I became your fan for good measure. Now you can't change your mind lest you slight a BIG fan! :D
Wow! Thank you for the top-billing. And everything you said is the absolute truth. In fact... the picture at the top of "Naked Hubbers" is really me... taken by a lust-crazed stalker... outside my bedroom window as I was stepping out of the shower...
...Yeah.
-Cris, hilarious!
I laughed until I cried. And then I just cried (Do women still like a sensitive guy, or did that go out with Alan Alda?) It's an honor to be in such noble company. From Constant Walker's shiny, over-exposed butt to Siddsingh, singer of my favorite song of all time, "Me Bongo Sailed the Congo." Benson is my surgeon and he can truly work miracles! You should have seen me with my head on Shirley Temple's body. What a hoot! I do smell a rat, however. How is it that Goldentoad had a REAL pic of himself right when the judging is going on, and as soon as the finalists are decided, poof, back to a picture not of him (at least I don't think it's him.) I think he had inside information.
Anyway, lots of fun. I can't wait to see Cris A's and Benson's hubs on the hottest females. I have my favorites. I'm sure you know who you are.
k@ri wow thanks guys for bringing Cris A to my attention, to think I could have missed someone so popular here among the ladies, and men as well.
Shirley thanks for all the great links will update asap whoooooooo
Goldentoad, do not be so harsh lol, I have gone to great lengths to honour your great name. Your name will now live forever.
Benson you have disappeared are you busy flicking through pics of women now in preparation for your great sequel?Thankyou for saving Chris A
Chris A yayyyyyyyyy you are back I am so relieved Your multitude of fans here would never have forgiven me.
Benjimester I added Chis A he now ranks up high with you guys.
Tony you are now a great star yourself.I only charge 20% for royalties haha
thank you blondepoet, I'm just not sure you got my good side.
Finally... Goldentoad posts his real picture!!! ;-)
Constant heyyy.You may need to buy a larger hat after reading all this praise and adoration for yourself.Yes I was right I picked that picture to be you all along.See ladies I wasnt just joking about this....Dont forget Constant I need an up close picture of your buttocks to pinpoint exactly what they look like for the ladies searching frantically through scenes in Braveheart at this very minute.
Christoph wow you have made it here.Yayyyyy.I told you I will make you a fortune.Mmmm yes I thought the same about Goldentoad indeed.Only Mighty Mom and I knew about this story mmmm highly suspicious.May your incredible sexiness shine upon my page, you are indeed a worthy candidate.May a man with a removable head, who certainly knows how to use it, be swooned upon by all the ladies here.Remember me when you are whisked away to Hollywood.
My goodness I couldn't agree with you more and they are wonderful men indeed, I am glad many are my fans , not only are they smart, whimsical, intelligent, unique and interesting but they are all also handsome.
Cris A: You are also a handsome one too!!:)
Great Article and yes you missed so many and there are to many to list.:)
Goldentoad haha is your good side your left or your right haha.Yes I caught on.There lurks a very sharp woman here indeed.The men are now complaining of your new picture haha,oh what does one do.?
I know my new look is too sexy for them to handle, but they gotta deal with it.
For those questioning Golden Toad's new look lets try and remember that hanging out in a gloomy cave with a few million bats doesnt do much for one's appearance.
Thanks AEvans I am so glad you agree with my selection. I think a man's personality can make him incredibly sexy.It's like everyone I have been out with, to some they may have been toads,but ti me they were princes as what they had inside them just made them explode in my eyes.
You did a great job but where's Cris?
LOL
I"M THE CUP AND THE CIG!!! YES AND I CAN SPEAK TOO DESPITE BEING THEM! LOL
Is that a "D" cup?
hey Tom yes as he says he is the cup of tea steamy isnt he?
He's a kupper for sure!
Does anyone know how I can change these settings so comments don't have to be approved so they get added straight away?
they appear automatically unless you delete. I think.
blondepoet
you can edit the settings of the comment box depending on how you like your comments. You can do do this by going to the edit mode, then edit the comment box below. there are several options.
- sexy cat :D
What a fun read! Thank you blondepoet - Cris-from-beyond's back as a sexy cat? With his copyrighted :D I can see!!!
LOL Shalini you can say I did what Justin Timberlake sang about... Sexy Back!
Somebody called me that in one of the comments.. but this :D is all mine!
I should be on this list!
don't be hatin' nick.
Hooray! Blondepoet, this hub goes above and beyond the call. I learned so much about the off-hub adventures of some of my favorite men! And you've introduced me to some new gentlemen who I will now have to check out for their, um, abs -- I mean hubs.
You are a quick study indeed. Only 2 weeks on HP and already have the guys practically paying you to be on your list. Say, that's not a bad idea! NickNY -- you're a big hot shot NY lawyer. How much do you really want to be on BP's list?
ROFL @ Mighty Mom. I enjoyed 'studying' your Hub. All I can say is, this is a good Hub.
Tho' I'm not into sexy men, how could you not add The Old Firm to the list? huh? or rockinjoe?
Wow thanks guys for the setting advice for my comments.
Shalina hi and thanks for popping in.Now you are a new face for me,glad to meet you.
Nickny79 you are yet another hubber I have not come across yet.I'm sure you have the strut I just never knew you were here.Please feel free to send me more of your nude pictures I will not mention to anyone else you are doing so,you have my word.
C.C Riter I will definetely look these two hubbers up I promise.
Might Mom yayyyyyyy, my light of all lights, my dear hubber friend who inspired me to write this story.So glad you approve, yes have a good look at those er abs, amongst other body parts, lol. Were you shocked to discover Christoph had a removable head or Funride was a streaker? Haha, deep down I think you already knew as you are indeed a wise woman. Yes two weeks I arrived here as a innocent woman and in two weeks I have been corrupted to the hilt. As we say here in Australia, "throw another shrimp on the barby."
Blonde, here you go: http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac And yes, this is, uh... absolutely me.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My secret is out.
Oh, shucks! I didn't make the cut again! Oh, well, back to the weights, the hair stylists, the plastic surgeon...
You are a great investigative reporter Blondepoet! Now I feel like I finally know these men for who they really are, not just the silly stuff they write.
Constant why thanks heaps I am going there straight away....I have heard the word naked. That word is always refreshing first thing in the morning.
Magic Bus hiya. Haha I knew you would be fine about me revealing the truth to the world. Sometimes it's very hard I know. It is very painful at times to be a sexy bus aviator. You have handled your fame as a true proffessional.
Tom aghhhh yet another person I never came across. How could I miss such perfection oh alack and alas.
Patricia hi thanks for coming by. I feel so good that I have been able to fill you in, anytime, it is my pleasure to bring their trials, achievements to the public's eye.
I am back ans have to say I really enjoyed this hub. You did a great job girl. Witty too. You're sexy too, but young enough to be my daughter. So I will overlook that and just hink of you as sweet.
Awwww I receive this compliment 100% and more.I shall carry my smile all day now.Thanks C.C Riter
Wow that is a stellar example ; right on man ; good work.
Lol thanks BrockBronx just love your profile picture damn you should be in this story
I'll kick all their butts!
Hi raiderfan,wow yes I see what you mean.Damn how could I have missed such fine men as yourself and BrockBronx.
Now Christoph and Funride I can sort of understand. And even Goldentoad, in a surly, Leonard Cohen kind of way. But Constant Wanker and Benson ??????
Anyway, I'll nominate Shadesbreath, Bard of Ely, and CJ Stone- for your cnsideration.
(BTW - Only joking CW & BY. You're worthy contenders :-) )
Hey Eric damn I truly meant to put you on this page, I remember flicking through pics, and when I saw yours I thought Sean Connery, without a shadow of doubt.Heck I dont know how I missed you.Those three you mentioned I will have to look them up for sure, they are new names to me, but I will follow those leads.Haha Constant and Benson I bet they are gathering the ammo lol.
re: putting me on the page:Yeah right - I bet you say that to all the hubbers :-)
Anyway, instead of doing that, I'd like to respectfully suggest that you consider adding Mark Knowles. It would do wonders for his ego, and he could probably reduce his Viagra usage for a while :-)
Lol Eric on a serious note I have been saying that to other hubbers, yes I'm guilty, mainly to build morale, second cause I'm a softy lol. However I seriously thought you were a Sean Connery, and Mark Knowles, yes, I am off to check him out. Please re-check my story soon you will be surprised.
OK, colour me surprised. Here - take this martini - shaken, not stirred :-)
BTW, thanks for the nice comments. cheers, Eric G.
A martini, I would not say no, I could do with one of those now lol, thanks Eric.
i am outraged! not on this list...me? wow! whats a guy gotta do? i mean i got stalkers and everything!!!
TRT...Do you see my name up there? Obviously this is a scam...PUBLIC BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Blonde -- there really is no denying the artistic superiority of the male form as you have described it here in its many guises.
ha! we the jilted from the list....HAHAHAH!
TheRealTruth gidday.Hahah.Well if you would like to remove that little hoody thing on your head and expose yourself I can have an appraisal of your good looks haha
Teresa hi thanks for stopping by here. Yes it took many months to gain all this insight information on these men.I never knew there was such scandals involved with some of these macho men haha.
Hi Pest you are sooo cute as a little fur ball.Everytime I see your pic or read your comments I just crack up laughing.Your wit is very becoming you know.When you are ready to reveal yourself,send all your intimate pics to me and I will assess the situation very skilfully.
wow good list how about collection of Sexiest woMen
Pest, cute?
I love them all. This is a great list, but it is too short! We have some of the most handsome and sexiest writers on the internet ;-) My list would be much much longer.
As a fellow Australian I wish you well and hope you will write many many hubs.
Lgali, I totally agree. I have just finished my story "Blondes Have More Fun", some beautiful women in there. Holy smoke there is.
Goldentoad, haha, yes, he is a bundle of cute fluff. I would rather like to have a stuffed toy like him to cuddle at night-time.
Princessa, yes I do agree with you also. I simply ran out of time going through all these Hub Pages looking for candidates. I am sure there are so many I sadly missed.
Gidday Earnestshub, wow another Aussie, go Aussies go. Thanks a million for your sweet comment.
its a batman mask actually. haha. hm. i dunno. i like living behind my super sweet mask
Holy smoke. I should have known you were the Caped Crusader haha.Come on don't be shy. By the way where is Robin?
theres a great photo of me in my hub the real truth-th real truth edition.....
Hey blondepoet, Pest has his photo album ready. I think you should check it out!
I'd be happy to autograph my pictorial, for all those who have it.
I would question the validity of any page that would have me and the word sexy it together. But I am proud to be mentioned in such good company.
P.S. Blondepoet, I fired my manager for turning you away.
My most humble apologies to you.
TheRealTruth I am on my way to look I am in complete anticipation
Pam thankyou for the link I am going to check that one out for sure.
St.James haha yes your manager I did not like him one bit. He was extremely rude to me grrr. Wow you fired him, does this mean I can apply for the position.Yes readers, take note, St.James has most kindly offered to autograph his photos. However there is a long line up you will have to go to the back of the line and wait patiently ok.
Please do apply. Word of caution... I can be a bit of a handful
St.James lol, not nearly as much as I. Can it be worse haha?
Haha St.James not nearly as much a handful as myself. By the way I like your new Sylvester Stallone pic, it is awesome. I suppose celebrities like yourself have to keep up 'appearances'
Feel free and apply for being my new manager, wrangler, handler. Thank you for the new photo approval. That's me looks like Sly Stallone, sounds like Jon Lovitz.
Sorry I can not pay for relocation expenses, I'm just a writer.
Oh boy! Just wait til Imadork sees this! =0
Hi justmesuzanne haha I was going to ask you who Imadork is,omg,where is my mind, thanks for stopping by.
Haha St.James, I will raid the piggy bank, I am just a writer too.I have one somewhere here. I think I will add this new pic here as well its really good.Look out Hollwood.Damn do I ever stop laughing.
I was away for a few days, and what do I find when I come back? Well, I find myself on this list, in the hallowed company of such individuals as GoldenToad and Constant Walker! And to figure in this list of all lists, is well, truly mind boggling. What do I say, I am at a loss for words!
And by the way, the lyrics of all my songs have been written by CrisA. So I gotta thank him too!
Hi SiddSingh I wondered where you were as I expected you to pop in and have a go at me lol. So glad you are enjoying your new fame, I have had numerous calls from the public asking me where can I buy SidSingh's "Me Daddys A Golf Caddy" from. It seems your music is loved by so many haha.
Damn...rejected again!
Hey imadork no you did not miss out haha in you go!!!
Well, yeah! As an afterthought! ;D I think you need to do 6 Hail Dorks followed by some poetic homage!
Hi justmesuzanne lol please can you interpret what you mean by that.Haha I am sorry you have lost me here.
I would SWEAR Iamtheknower is my friend in Washington State. He is the real deal: Ironman, bodybuilder, hockey player. It blows my mind he's still got pecs of steel at 58 YO!
Hi Dink96,58 years old, holy smoke.I guess it shows what maintenance can do for the body then. Look at Madonna in her 50's,still looking mighty fine indeed.
At least you and I know the truth about the sexiest man, dont we?!?
Hey isn't dork the name of a whale's penis? 6 hail dorks?
Hi Pest my favourite fluffy ball of cuteness.We certainly do......we know even more than we let on.Shhhhhhh.Lol.
LOL! Oh yeah...Shhhhhh I am sorry, our secret!
Hey pest little do they know our..ummm...connections here.It's ok,we both look the total picture of innocence haha.I mean really butter wouldnt melt in our mouths
C.C Riter haha am I missing something here?.I just looked up the word 'dork' and I couldn't see anything about penises.
What suzanne said, and a whales penis is called a dork, ya dint know that?
Blondepoet:
Dork does mean a whale penis.
The hail dorks refer to my worship hubs. I am the Jim Jones of Hubpages! lol
http://hubpages.com/_v974x0x6f063/hub/Ode-To-I-M-A
http://hubpages.com/_v974x0x6f063/hub/Imadorks-OFF
someone tie dork back up!
Haha no C.C Riter I knew not of such things in my innocence.I just checked another site and yes there it is in black and white the definition.
Quote from KamaSEAtra: Secrets of Sex in the Sea By Sheree Marris:
"One of the things that I did learn was the real meaning for the word dork. "A dork is a whale's penis and I thought, `how cool is that?' "When we're calling someone a dork we're basically calling them a big dick because these things are absolutely huge." http://www.theage.com.au/news/books/extreme-sex-un
Wow the other site I checked for the definition did not say that.Well I'll be.Lol I honestly never knew that C.C Riter lol.
Good for you Blonde, good for you. Now what to do with it.
Imadork well speak of the devil we were just discussing you. So that's where you get your name haha.It is all coming to light now, oh my.(the cheeks are flushing)
Goldentoad haha I have plenty of rope here available.I will just go grab it from my dungeon, one minute please......
ROFLMAO, you're blushing from embarassment? not you?
C.C Writer..'what to do with it'..my word I wish I had known this earlier I could have a had a field day on a story here using this knowledge I now have.. I now see the light, yes indeed.
Dungeon???...Gasp Ohhhh My ... ** passes out **
Go with it girl! have fun and just do it. Glad to have enlightened you.
Haha no C.C Writer I never go red, due to my broad open mind.Any redness one may see upon my face is strictly the results of cosmetics.
I've been very bad. I must be bound. Preferably naked and a red ball in my mouth.
Well you certainly have some beutiful almond, no, cantaloupe eyes. No*looks again* they're almond
Yes Pest here in Australia, I am known in the underworld as 'BlondeLash'. Haha imadork I only have pink balls, you see they tend to fade after long term usage. Awww thanks C.C Riter you can refer to my eyes as fruity or nutty anytime.
Im off to play Halo now, I am going to shoot some villians now with my loaded rocket haha.
It is an honor to be mentioned on this page thank you so much!!!
TMG
Blondepoet,
This is for my San Diego peeps!!!! You know who you are, ok maybe not all the time.
Here is the Irony Part this picture is of me sitting on my Porch in Ghetto Heights!!
The San Diego people are laughing the rest of you will just have to visit.
TMG
You are welcome TheMoneyGuy,and truly the pleasure was all mine.
thats it...by this next week Im gonna be a hot chick at least then Ill have a chance to make it onto a freekin list
"now... where did i put those pills"
oh..an absolutely hilarious product feed hidden on the bottom here...unfortunately i already own everything on the list
Aww sunforged I never knew you were out there.Had I known you would have surely made my list.I am very pleased to meet you anyway,you remind me of an astronaut for some reason.
<- erm - hint, hint!
Why do I suspect woodism here? more than a dozen meat people and not a single wood carving? Need I say more??
Oh sure. Christoph and goldentoad make it, but not me. I think this was rigged!
Okay, it's all good now!
Sunforged and surfgatinho you made the cut.
Paraglider haha, yes now I was wondering the same thing.
Tom Koecke thankyou for the last minute photo shoot. I am slowly getting to know all the hubbers here.They are like a large selection of ice-cream, so many flavours to choose,esp for this great story.
I expect to make the "Cutest fat guy with a beard" list! LOL!!!!
Cheers! Chef Jeff
Hiya Chef Jeff what would this page be without a chef haha you are being added as we speak
Hey Chef Jeff. Can you do the "Fat guy in a little coat" song? That would be sooo awesome!!!
My wife says you really dropped the ball by not including me. I don't care. I thought it was an interesting hub that gave us more insight on some of the hubbers. If you do a sequel I'll be around.
Wow where were you all when I was writing this hub lol.No that's it you are going in this one. I have added so many more since originally writing it,as I just never saw all the after quality before hand.My story here grows daily haha.
Sequel??? I thought I put all of the competition to rest! :(
Haha Pest I don't think I will manage a sequel, as you men have tired me out.It's not easy being manager to such a large quantity of super studs you know.The phone has not stopped ringing once.
Wow! When did you add the new pix? I'm so honored to be on your hub of sexy men and right there with Pest too. *face turning shades of crimson* thanks you doll.
Now I will go hide from you all until this fades.
Hey C.C you mean you never noticed before haha. I added you probably the same day I published the story. I think it has been a week now you have starred on my page.The phones have been running hot since you appeared.Housewives from all the world want you bad C.C, ROFL. You deserve to have a place there that's for sure
Right! that's a laugh. housewives~ I have enough of them here to keep me busy, LOL :p ROFLMAO thanks anyway. I just never knew
I'm surprised you didn't put my nude picture up there from the flying walrus. I think I'm the only nude hubber on here. LOL I even beat Pest on that one.
Oh my I just saw the picture in question here. Golly gosh, you certainly beat all your male competitors on this one.High five C.C Riter
Really? Not even an honorable mention? You have no idea who you are dealing with...
Don't listen to the jackalope. He's harmless.
WOW! Who knew Hubpages had so many hotties!
Tootles!!
What am I, a dog? Um, never mind. Anyway, great Hub. You mentioned many of my favorites too!
(But the picture of the cat lady made me growl a bit!)
Evilpants oh alas you blow up any page with your hotness.You will be first in line for a sequel.
RMr I am not listening to him hahaha
Nayberry it is just too much for a girl sometimes to be surrounded by all this male beauty isn't it lol
akeejaho so that was you barking at my pussy oh bless your little cotton picking socks,thanks heaps for coming by :)
WOW!!! Hubpages is beefcake central! These guys are gorgeous and smart- well, gorgeous anyway. LOL
Tootles!!!
haha Nayberry could not agree more. I raise a glass to that......
Hey Deb,
You need to read this hub :-)
http://hubpages.com/hub/Three-Things-That-Bother-M
(Don't scroll down to read the comments though.)
Hey Eric I am going there right now I want to read it all.Woooooottt.Thankyou so much for the link.Here goes.....................
Here's yet another one who didn't make it onto your list! Ah well, at least my wife thinks I am, (I think, I hope!!!) Lol. I like it. :)
Ohhhhh aka-dj but you are on this page. Look again!!!
How did I ever miss it? I can safely stop chewing my fingernails. Lol.
Haha aka-dj it is hard to miss.You are a star of the silver screen.
That silver screen behind me was a "fluke". I have my 15sec's of fame. Thanks to you. Keep up the good "hubbing".
HI blondpoet,
This is another hub I wont be a part of due to me being soo elusive!!
I liked some of the lol comment!!:D
Hey compu-smart come on show us your pic. Step out on a limb lol
I don´t know how I missed this hub... sorry BP.
Hey, I told you not to tell! LOL
Well, to be honest I still feel the urge to do that from time to time... running naked I mean :p
BTW, can you tell me who win that game BlondePoet? Those ba$tard$ didn´t let me watch it after my run :D
Hey dear Funride, you mean you actually missed this wow. My email was flooded from hysterical women from all over the place when this came out. I had no idea what to do with all of it. Oh boy you better believe it Funride you are hot property yet you never knew. Well next time you walk down the street, and you get those..ummm.adoring...needful looks you will know why.
Let's say we have seen all of you..cough...your naked sprint was aired world-wide. Playgirl sold out the first day it was released.....errrrr..an autographed copy on mine would be appreciated hahaha.
Oh yes Australia won 265 to 189. India did not score after your little ...sprint. I somehow think they lost all concentration after that LMAO
:D
1day!:)
This post actually made me laugh. The comments especially. So many men seeking your approval. You are one of a kind Deb. Thanks for showing me this site.
It is a pleasure...when you can you must read the one I just did on my world trip with beautiful, much desired AEvans who is also a hubber here. You sooo nice James for your sweet comments lol
Who could resist? As soon as I saw you on facebook I knew you would be mine in one way or another, lol.
Loool. It is just so good to have my dear friend..you...here. I hope you realise I am posting your pic on this page at this very moment. You will reach an explosion of fame before you know it LMAO
LOL> This must be quite an ugly board if I made the cut, lol. Good thing you are here to ease the eyes.
Grrrrr.Where is your confidence where is your drive. You belong here James go ask your wifey I bet she agrees....
It was all a joke. I take bad pics so I know I am numero uno in person. My confidence is through the roof to be honest. I will tell you why in private though. Don't want to make your hub comments too wild.
James I feel so sad inside that you think that about yourself. Tomorrow I will be able to chat if you are around. Look at that gorgeous woman in your arms.She must have seen sometihng totally beautiful in you....aww James we have to get you walking again with your little head up high..........
Great choices!!! My goodness I know them all, is it wonderful how people are all so handsome and beautiful???:)
Great hub BlondePoet, I did one last year for sexy hubbers and there are some more hawt pictures there for you to use...lol...
http://hubpages.com/_HubLink/hub/Hot-Hubber-Sexy-P
Thumbs Up!
Hi ya little wee buddy I know they like a huge big bowl of assorted rare fruit. Damn I have to apologise I just remembered I was going to read your story,I promise as soon as I finish doing what I am going to do I will not miss it for the world. I had a friend here the other day showing him our travel story I may have already told you lol. He was like "hey she is alright hey" LMAO.Men certainly have many eyes don't they. His wife was not real impressed woooooot
IN all good humor, because at my age who the heck care but what am I chopped liver ??? LMAO
Sandman, You are not chopped liver and age is only a number, you are still young !!!:)
You cmpletely skipped over my previous comment. I'll tell you about it tomorrow.
Who skipped over who's comment???:)
I was so close ... I bet.... lol
Oh Dorsi I will go check this link out so glad you came by oh it hurts to be surrounded by all this beauty
The Sandman you can still rattle that sand I am sure
James I am lost now lol who missed what are you talking to me or AEvans.Haha oh boy so many things people have said has gone over my head. Maybe after I go do my Sunday plates outside on the grass my mind will snap back to the sharp little ticker it is
Bigdaddyt819 there aint nothing wrong with you. I bet you can shake your groove ....real good LMAO
I said this "It was all a joke. I take bad pics so I know I am numero uno in person. My confidence is through the roof to be honest. I will tell you why in private though. Don't want to make your hub comments too wild."
in response to this "Grrrrr.Where is your confidence where is your drive. You belong here James go ask your wifey I bet she agrees...."
and you must not have read what i said"It was all a joke. I take bad pics so I know I am numero uno in person. My confidence is through the roof to be honest. I will tell you why in private though. Don't want to make your hub comments too wild."
because you said "James I feel so sad inside that you think that about yourself. Tomorrow I will be able to chat if you are around. Look at that gorgeous woman in your arms.She must have seen sometihng totally beautiful in you....aww James we have to get you walking again with your little head up high.........."
So if you want to boost my ego any more feel free, but dont take it that i am trying to gain pity.
James lol this is a very hard one to answer.I just got out of bed.My hair is sticking up like a rooster....Oh come on Blonde think think.....LMAO
Shaking my groove... feel free to wave the dollar bills around
Hahaha bigdaddy I will be sure to throw a few your way LMAO
What happened to the Fisherman?
Oh firead45 but the fisherman is here LMAO
Woohoo, I'm in! I just hope Flread doesn't drop that bass on my head!
Hahaha rmr oh I see what you mean there, let's hope he hasnt had too many baked beans or he will be dropping a little more than that on your head LMAO
I thought you were going to post the naked pics I sent you?!? What have you done to my pics, Deb??? LOL!
Oh my asking me tricking questions so early in the morning lol. Ok I will tell you the latest here .......I actually uploaded them a few days ago to HP, woawwwwwwww. As soon as they were published I was swamped with emails, all eager for your body...Next minute kapoom checked here and they are gone...this means one thing....they are stolen...oh yes...they could be circulating in Thailand now....I'm on the case though LMAO......Don't worry Pest Im hot on it, mmm,,,it's a insider job if you ask me.........Hey got anymore please send hahah
I don't see Kea anywhere on this list. :) I'm a sexy bird with a long beek and supple feathers and hard wings!
Oh my Kea, perhaps you should email me a nice shot, I never object to new pics LMAO
It took me two months to get to this hub and sob sob I am not on your list. I am totally devastated!
Oh Sixty I honestly thought you were here. I mean what would this page be without you. Don't you worry your little cotton picking socks, am stamping you in right now.
Why thank you m'am. At my age you take it any way you can get it. Pleased to be part of your august ratings LOL
It is a delight to have such finery like yourself grace this page. I have heard many whispers and words of adoration from women lurking in dark corners about you. I have made you famous yahooooooooo.(hugs)
Oops now I have to watch out for stalkers whoo whoo!
Oh yes Sixty you have been the target of a stalker not so long ago, in the voluptuous form of that ravenous BP that hit the scene. Oh she wanted you bad, it must have been so frightening poor little Sixty.
i absolutely fuckin love it!!
i absolutely fuckin love it!!
Hmm?? I'm new...I'll just assume I didn't make the cut bcuz of that. ; ) (kidding) Good hub! ~ Scott
LMAO Morne I am so pleased you like it
Scottaye73 It is never too late to add a handsome face you know, I will add you very shortly :)
Congrats to funride, good choise...Portuguese man rule....
ihih
Hey Ellandriel Funride is a hunk and a half :) :) Yahoooo
lol, I have been remiss. How did I miss this one, thanks for the addition BP :)
Hi Trooper so good to hear from you. Lol you had to be here it would not be the same without you in this Hub :)
I am completely unbiased here, but I would have to nominate Tom Cornett as THE sexiest, lovable man on hubpages.....
I swear, I have no ulterior motives for mentioning him....:)
Oh I am right behind you with that TC heck I hope he is on here I must check if I have left him off I will just kick myself :)
what a riot. great hub BP! oo la la! ;)
Thank-you rebekah lol so glad you liked it :) :)
This was better than Match.com....Who knew Hubpages had hunks and brains. Great Hub!
Hi dear jiberish oh yes some fine man muscle on display. Darn I should have posted a poll to see who would take the title. xoxox
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