Jan Vinzenz Krause has what seems like a brilliant idea: a spray-on condom. No more need to worry about condoms that fit uncomfortably or do not fit at all. He seems to have solved the problem for men who are too small or too large, too skinny or too wide to find the right size. And from all other accounts online there seems only to be one problem: right now the latex takes too long to dry.

That is indeed a problem, you could be sitting around awkwardly for 30 seconds waiting for him to be, um, completely ready. But I forsee a few other problems we might have with this revolutionary device. And I'm not just talking about the odd hissing noises described when the contraption is in use. Condoms, too, are awkward to use. You have to find it, grab it, unwrap it, find out which side is the right side. All these cute fun moments can be integrated into the new device... but how will this gizmo be transported? It won't exactly fit into a man's wallet or pocket so easily undetcable. Would one have to start carrying around a man bag just to haul around his form-fitting apparatus? Will a man question his lover's sex life if they are to reach down and grab the ultimate new technology in form-fitting comfort from under their bed? On second thought, I doubt it's sanitary to use on multiple people and in that case a man would have to carry around his own supply.

Alas, it seems the product might be best used for established couples. But then the pill sorta has the edge on that market. It will be interesting to see if the spray-on condom will be able to find its...niche.