Hi kids! What do you want to watch on the old TUBE tonight?

Mom, it's not a tube. And we're watching Chappelle Show. Of course.

Chappelle Show?! Na, with that profanity and foul language? The N-Word Family? Roca Pads? I'm Rick JAMES, BITCH?!

Yeah, Chappelle's the funniest man on TV. Remember the WacArnolds Ads and the segment where he's Dave at 18, 24 and 30? Nobody in the world is funnier then Dave Ch--

We're WATCHING CSI!!!!!

Why, mommy? Why?

Why was right. And the fact was, Mommy wasn't sure why. Only that CSI simply felt a million times more appropriate for her young teenage sons then "Rick James bitch". Your mom is such a nice lady. If you live in Philadelphia, she's an Eagles fan and has the game on every Sunday cheering them while she makes eggs. The fact that McNabb gets booed makes her only cheer for him harder. That's your mom. If the news speaks of Michael Vick torturing dogs, she boycotts the Eagles when they acquire him. And when you tell your mom that CSI is only an extension of FOX News, as are all those stupid shows I could never write for without an advanced degree, she thinks you "just need to get out more, you'll feel better."

Your mom doesn't see the problem in a show designed to maintain order, that would side with cops who mess with black people in nice cars, and that's a big problem. She doesn't understand that Obama being allowed to become president by this revoting country has it's catches. This was a huge arm that the Bush Administration had going for them. They had churches and banks fighting on the same side as one. You can't stop that. What the hell do democrats have to offer after that but smelly eviction parties? It was a fascinating group -- the old Gerard Ford group. They had advertisers, preachers, salesmen, all kinds of people PRACTICED at selling things on dumb Americans like us. They were invincible. A) two-word catch phrases and b) repeating them over and over again. This way a) they understand what you say right away with no lecture and b) I didn't do the research enough to believe it like this guy, he must have done the research. It literally took this country eight years of watching World Series of Poker forty times a week in order to teach them something. And since the GOP lost, they grin. Because banks screw people over now in a way that they NEVER have. They screw people over as though they know the president isn't going to come down on them. There are catches to everything. Obama might have gotten stem cell research back, and he might give you a 500 dollar surplus, but he's also a big big big big big big BIG fan of the internet. When you're a fan of the internet, you don't think to REGULATE the internet. You don't make a fuss that Yahoo is now ripping off his very constituents who simply want work-at-home employment. The big lump of people that was missing from the McCain ballot are now Yahoo!'s schmucks. They won't screen all these scams, they let them live. They come on facebook and scam the old religious ladies! My wife had a new kid, they say. Read my blog! It got a million hits! None of these indicate a sale, or legitimacy or ANYTHING. One million people could go to my blog "Lincoln's Administration", that doesn't prevent it from being a chain letter. And the reason is because Obama thinks (and rightly so) that it's worth mentioning in a big speech that it's cool Chris Nolan put the first six minutes of "Dark Knight" on youtube. Politicians and moms bashed "Married With Children" because they DIDN'T like it, not because they DID. So Obama will allow the internet to scam bum after bum after bum until Chelsea Clinton ends up getting a sextape stolen...then not only will he start making Yahoo's horsecrap and issue...but I'll be spending 49.95 on a sextape.

And banks are now going to exhault the full force of the Bush's promotions and plans for them while Obama's in office. Banks are a long term enterprise. That's why your house payment isn't due in one lump sum. Like they started doing during Bush's first term, they are upping the percentage of how much they screw us. They are not going to process that check you put in for about five days. They're not going to tell you when you're coming close to a negative balance. They're not going to tell you how the computers have never ever ever in the history of time been unable to process three transacations that happen a day with your check card until two months later. That's what ATMs do. They process transactions. Right away. Do you really think because our own home computers are prone to crashing that a bank's computer would be the same way? Have you ever encountered this in your life where you call to check your balance at 2 in the morning, hear you have 200 dollars, and then call five minutes later and now it says you have 230? Under what circumstance is this possible? This for Obama is his Level 8. It's his stage 8-4 in Super Mario Bros. It's in this very castle where the princess lays. He gets her, he's truly sent the Bush Administration packing.

And that's CIA territory, sweetheart.

Meanwhile fans of the show all defend CSI in the mind on the grounds of being approved by CBS, having sixteen different ENTHRALLING, EDGE-OF-MY-SEAT editions! And while your mom doesn't like the N-Word family sketch on Chappelle Show, she has no problem exposing you to corpses with the ear missing and a worm crawling out of the nose and the eyes still open. Oh we're looking for a murderer who preys on 8-year olds, puts them down wells, and the only food he provides for them is his own sperm...I mean do you really think that Rick James bitch is so bad for the kids?

Or is that you find CSI to be...sexy?

CIA roots out all the sensitive young viewers, casts them out with appalling images of little kids killing younger siblings, and then the mom's tearful horrendous reaction. If you aren't going off to war, you do NOT need to be exposed to these things.

Not a night goes by when CSI or NCIS doesn't have a terrible tale ready to brainwash and scare your future wife into speaking on her inner hatred of the tool. Every episode features a girl who strays from the flock and ends up hacked to bits, and then they go through all her ditzy friends, it's like a cruel looking glass for any young girl.

Imagine if you know these actual characters on this show. They're clearly tools. And there's lots of normal people out there who would like just get a nice, friendly smack in the face in and then go home and resume their own lives. CSI serves to maintain order through fear. You're not allowed for a second to think you can seek justice against a tormentor and get away with it. All the different elaborate means for a detective and forensics unit to catch you. So SHAPE UP, AMERICA!!! AND DO WHAT OUR OVERLORDS SAY!!!!

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