My whole life my dad has been taking us to the river and we've always gone wake-boarding and tubing and all that junk. My whole as well my Dad has been telling us about the Jelly Shark's and that they like in the river and to always be careful (he loved scaring the s**t out of us for some reason). So anyways I made it through my childhood without ever being attacked by these highly dangerous jelly sharks believe it or not, and now I have a six yearold son of my own and my Dad is now tourchuring him as well with these jelly sharks.

Well last weekend we all went to the river as we always do all summer, and my son brought his new wakeboard. Let me tell you guys for a little guy he's a pretty damn good wakeboarder. So we go out on the water for a good board sesh and now it's starting to get late and my son Bryce says he wants to go one last time. So he jumps in the water and we start to motor way from him and all the sudden he starts screaming like he's been eatin alive like parana's. We all turned around and started freaking out I thought he must of broke his leg or something. So we dive in and I'm swimming hard against the currentl, which believe it or not is getting me nowhere. Now a smart person would of just sat there and waited for the child to float to them but instead I panicked, almost drowned myself and got nowhere.

So when I finally got him and was yelling like ";oh my god what's wrong"; he started yelling ";I saw a JELLY SHARK";. It took alot to keep from laughing but the look of sheer terror on his face stopped me. But what I saw next also scared the cap out of me just infront of the tullies I saw the biggest friggen catfish I had ever seen. The thing was huge and hudious two qualities that no one really enjoys. SO what;s a girl to do when she is confronted with something that awful - she panics, grabs all her shit and run (or swim) for her life. Ugly scary son of blowfish.

Moral of the story remember when you are antagonizing your children that they might not think it is so funny and actually believe what you are saying and take it to heart. Now my son no matter how much I tell him his Grandpa is a liar he says he's never going wake-boarding again - so heres to you Grandpa you mean vindictive bud light drinker