Okay, I've seen some weird stuff sold in my time on eBay. For example, not long ago a zoo near where I live had a snake come in that had gone into a hen house with the intention of stealing some eggs but the owners had put some golf balls in the nests (this is meant to help the hens lay eggs more comfortably and more willingly apparently) so the snake swallowed the golf balls instead. The snake was taken to the zoo to be operated on and once they had retrieved all 4 golf balls they were sold on eBay as a charity event for the zoo. They fetched over AU$1000! Crazy, huh?

Anyway, back to my story. Well, one night, while I was cooking dinner (I was cooking chicken at this point), I noticed a familiar shape of chicken in the fry pan. After the chicken had cooked, I took the weird shaped piece out and looked a little closer. I began to laugh as I realised what it looked like. Curious, my partner came and had a look over my shoulder. "What are you laughing at?"

"Have a look at this piece of chicken... what do you see?" I laughed again.

"I see... dinner?" He grinned.

"Very funny, look closer... there's a head, a beak, a wing, a tail... even legs!"

"Oh, I see it now! It's a chicken! Jaymee-Lee... you have a wild imagination..." He commented as he walked away.

Yep, that's right, I had found a chicken shaped chicken. Now, I had not done this on purpose. It actually came like this. I didn't tamper with it or shape it to look like a chicken - let's face it, I'm not that clever. So, without further a-do, I present you with Charles the Chicken shaped Chicken!

P.S. We tried to sell Charles on eBay but nobody wanted him. He's still in our freezer... I really must dispose of him... I think a funeral is in order.