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The Worst Bikini's Ever!

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By mayhmong

 I decided to hub about the worst bikini's since every one else has already hub from panties, bras, boobs, boots, etc. I'll leave the guys the hub about their favorite bikini's cuz I surely find it disturbing.

So for the summer, look out for the worst bikini's! You wouldn't want to get caught with these?!


 Uma Thurman caught wearing this bikini?! That's got to be one of the worst kind of bikini in the history of womanhood! Or should we call it granny panties? This really looks more like a pair of bra and underwear if ya ask me.

According to the fashion police, you can see, the top part looks perfectly fine, but WTF is up with the double bikini bottom?! Or maybe you're just wearing knickers under there agian. Hmm...

 I know what you guys are thinking!

It was an itsy-bitsy, tiny-weeny, yellow-poka-dot, bikini!

That's gotta be one of the worst looking one piece!?

 I think someone is obsessed with crochet here! Looks like she got so bored of sun bathing that she decided to keep herself occupied by crocheting her top to her briefs. Hmm...that's not a bad idea, but still it just doesn't look right?!

 I don't think they found any model to advertise this one?! LOL Just look at that ruffle top! There's no support to it whatsoever. So ladies, I recommend you stay away from them ocean waves, because you be flashing your whole world to us.

 I think it looks more appropriate for that guy to be wearing one of them sling shot kind. I wonder how long he can hold himself like that?! Must be one tight ass wedgie!

Good News! Bikini's are now allowed in Indonesia!

After months of discussions, Indonesian lawmakers have agreed that bikinis are acceptable attire for beaches in the world’s most populous Muslim country.

“Tourists will be able to wear bikinis in special tourist areas, such as in Bali, so Indonesia’s tourism industry won’t be hurt by this legislation,” Democrat Party lawmaker Husein Abdul Azis told Agence France-Presse (AFP) on Friday, October 17.

I'm sure the kids will love this one!? This is one swirly popsicle stick you guys wouldn't mind getting your tongues on. But it really makes me wonder if its just paint on  there itself?

  The monokini….seriously lets make up our minds. Do you want a one piece or a two piece? You can’t have a one piece that wants to be a two piece…it’s still one piece. GAH! And not to mention this horrid pattern. And the halter top.

 Can't believe this one made it to the top 5 swimsuits on Lexposure.net

Just look at it! It screams disaster in so many different ways! Looks like some kid had patch this up together from their grandma's closet. No wonder there's holes in it?!

Would you like to wear these bikinis?

  • Hell No!
  • Maybe...for a hundred dollars!
  • Does it come in puppy size?
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Gypsy Willow profile image

Gypsy Willow  says:
5 months ago

Funny hub!

Lady_E profile image

Lady_E  says:
5 months ago

Nice Hub. Actually, if pic 9 and 10 were a different slinky material and black, they would be lovely. Elizabeth Hurley posed in a bikini just like pic 10 but it was in black and quite flattering. The rest are like 70s, 80s and the one with that man in the middle - Oh dear...

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
5 months ago

You're right, it would look better if it was all black!

k@ri profile image

k@ri  says:
5 months ago

LMAO! I absolutely love the comments! As if the suits weren't bad enough... :D

Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
5 months ago

may

LOL I followed k2ari here. anyway, so what would you prefer? please post it here (preferably with you in it) :D

Candie V profile image

Candie V  says:
5 months ago

I remember in the 60s when the crocheted suits first came out.. when you added water, they'd stretch all out of shape!! LOL!! maybe these new ones would do better!

Chrissy Says... profile image

Chrissy Says...  says:
5 months ago

Ever seen the movie "Borat"...That's the guy from the movie and the character he played. It's supposed to be funny...He's the main character in "Bruno," that new movie being advertised everywhere. Frankly, I don't find him funny and that was one of his attempts. But honestly, if you find that disturbing, watch the movie...UGH!

But on another note, I found most of these bathings suits not too bad. Some aren't exactly logical, but cute none the less. I love, love, LOVE the yellow polka dot one. Very cute! But agree on the ruffle top one...It's not even a good pattern on top, but look like a piece of worn out, out-dated table cloth. :-) GOOD HUB!

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
5 months ago

lol. I'm glad I don't have to wear a bikini! I only read hubs about them! ha,ha!

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
5 months ago

Great hub. Uma can get away with that, she can wear whatever she wants.

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
5 months ago

K@ri, Thanks for dropping by! You know you would look great in them things.

Cris A, I wouldn't be caught dead in any of those bikini's! But I wouldn't mind wearing the one for Indonesia's beach.

Candied V, what was the whole purpose of the crocheted bikini's? Hmm..

Chrissy, now that I think of it, that yellow poka dot one is kinda cute. But not on me?!

Christopher, I'm sure you didn't even see a word on this hub! LOL

Paper Moon, Uma Thurman has a strange taste in style.

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
5 months ago

Uma is hot!

Jewels profile image

Jewels  says:
5 months ago

The burka bikini is a hoot. Great hub, entertaining.

Ladybird33 profile image

Ladybird33  says:
5 months ago

great hub. Laughed a lot

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
5 months ago

I wonder where most of the guys are at?! This has got to be my worst picture hub compare to my previous ones.

blondepoet profile image

blondepoet  says:
5 months ago

Wow May I would def wear some of these fair dinkum.

Elena. profile image

Elena.  says:
5 months ago

Helo, May -- I actually like the monokini :_) And the yellow polka dot one looks cute, all vintage like :-) The others ... jsut get way from me! Laugh!

Amanda Severn profile image

Amanda Severn  says:
5 months ago

The burka bikini is great. You can let your blubber and cellulite hang out, confident in the knowledge, that no-one knows who you are! Fantastic! (Reaches for sarong, one piece and sun-hat....)

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
5 months ago

I don't even know what a dinkum, monokini, or sarong is?! I should've never posted this hub?! LOL

Gin Delloway profile image

Gin Delloway  says:
5 months ago

nice hub! I like it!!

Enelle Lamb profile image

Enelle Lamb  says:
5 months ago

Very funny! Loved the burka bikini :D

ripplemaker profile image

ripplemaker  says:
5 months ago

Hahahaha :D

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
5 months ago

And what's a burka bikini?

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