The truth is this. From my experience.

There is very specific criteria to be a MILF. First you need to have given birth. At least once.

Then you need to be smoking hot. Helps if you were hot prior to having children, although sometimes the experience of becoming a parent can change a person, for the better.

The final thing to be a MILF is this...confidence ladies. Know how fine you are.... believe it, live it, love it.

MEN dig a chic who knows she is foxy...

Confidence is sexy. And for men sexy... well we all know which head they really think with...

The type of men I attracted prior to having children is very different than the men I attract now. I don't know what it is, but I do know its very strange.

The men that present themselves to me fit into these categories. I haven't yet experienced any others. But if I do, I will keep you posted.

1. Some men may want to fuck you, but they wont. They will fall in love and want relationships... at the exact moment all you want is sex. Its a shame really. They are usually keepers, but the timing is all wrong. You cant sleep with these men. No matter how much you think you want to. You will break their hearts. Or they will stalk you and YOU will have ruined their lives by sending them to jail.

2. Men who only want to fuck you aren't worth the time (small dicks). These men will chase and chase in hopes that you will throw them a bone. When in fact they never had a chance to begin with. These men appear right as you are ready to begin a relationship. The problem with these men is there is clearly an attraction. But its not one that you would admit to your closest girlfriends. These are the roughnecks you fantasize about but should never, never sleep with.

3. Men who try to work the kid angle are pathetic. Usually impotent. They want you to be their mommy. They are perverted, not kinky as they like to think they are. Spanking is kind of sexy, right? Spanking a man wearing a diaper, NOT so sexy.... Having an adult child is NOT sexy. Run, run from this man as fast as you can.

4. Married men. These men are attractive for a MILF, because they can respect the responsibility of your situation and they have been deprived of sex for so long they will do anything you ask them to do. Literally! They will make absolute fools of themselves for some strange...They have the experience, confidence and are master's in the bedroom. However, they are unavailable and will never leave their wives. I don't condone sleeping with a married man. But I don't judge those that do. I get it. Its erotic wanting what you cant have (refer to blog).

5. The 'fix it' man. Some men want to swoop in, take over and try to "save you". The problem is you didn't need saving to begin with. These men throw money, vacations, jewelry, clothes, whatever it takes to distract you from the fact that they are using you as their trophy or prize. The problem with these men is that although the lifestyle is fun, it is not real. There is no connecting with a man like this. He is 'emotionally unavailable'. He may give the world to you, but not his heart. You become his property, and once he 'owns' you, you have sold your souls to the devil. That being said, this will be the most phenomenal sex of your life. Definitely sleep with this man. But only sleep with this man for the gifts. Dont get attached. He will break your heart.

6. The young guy. This is a possibility. He is fulfilling a fantasy. Something like in the movie the graduate. He wants a older women because you are hot, confident and know y our way around the bedroom. Problem is he wont last long...minute man. And usually has no idea what he is doing. Unless you want to teach him what you want, leave the baby alone!

7. The pervert. Or the closet homo. This kinky bastard only wants to play the "wouldn't it be fun if" game. This game is not fun. It is usually focused on the butthole which only supports the fact that this man is gay. The butthole game. Not a fun game to play with a pervert. If while you are having sex with this man he looks like he ate a lemon or is in physical pain, understand that he is trying to imagine you are a man...

8. The beautiful man. Ladies, fellow MILF's do not ever sleep with a man that is prettier than you. In the morning you will not feel good about yourself. Sleeping with him will only exaggerate all the things about yourself that you are insecure with. Then you will become a neurotic freak and the beautiful man will no longer find you sexy. Its a lose/lose situation. Avoid at all costs.

Being adored by men is fabulous. I have spent a lifetime being blessed by being adored by the opposite sex. And plan to continue being adored for the rest of my hot life....

Thank you MILF lovers...

One final suggestion for all MILF's dont ever add alcohol into the mix of trying to have sex... you will forget how old you are and since you are smoking hot the man will too. You will throw your back out trying to be 22 and then wont be able to move in the morning. MOVEMENT is good! Remember your age... leave the alcohol for the younins.....