The Talking Poodle

Work has always been a good place to share jokes and the advent of the photocopier and then email has greatly facilitated the dissemination of jokes and funny stories. Here is one that I received recently in my email.

A guy is driving through Arizona and sees a sign in front of a house that reads, "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell to inquire and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Shitzu Poodle sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Poodle replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling her so cheap?"

"Because she's a liar. she never did any of that stuff."