These Ghoulish Things Remind Me . . . Maybe I need a facial?

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By Rochelle Frank


Only Monsters on the outside.

Rochelle and Lois . .  or maybe, Lois and Rochelle.
Rochelle and Lois . . or maybe, Lois and Rochelle.

A Green Mud Mask

The Halloween visiting event and our Halloween costumes were inspired by the facial cosmetics my mom was selling at home parties.

One of the unique items in the product line was a facial mask which was to be thickly slathered on the face and left to dry into a hard mask. It was some kind of fine textured sticky clay of a minty green color. As it dried it cracked into the texture of an ancient desert lake bed.

Though the promotional materials promised that the facial mask would make us beautiful, my college friend and I decided that it would do a better job of making us into Halloween monsters.


How to apply a facial mask

I feel pretty ... goulish.

By that evening we had assembled our costumes that included heavy boots, gloves, black coats, bathing caps, scarves and hats to cover our hair.

We put black makeup around our eyes and on our lips, then carefully spread a layer of the pasty green goo on the rest of our faces. Placing plastic fangs into our mouths deformed the shape of our features enough that we were totally and frighteningly unrecognizable.

We knew that the biggest challenge would be not to laugh so much that our faces cracked off, once the beauty treatment dried into its hideous fractured texture.

We had great fun that night, visiting various friends while communicating only by grunts and gestures. In some cases we walked right into apartments, sat down and stayed awhile. Nobody recognized us. Some seemed a little nervous, most would not look us in the eye.



The most fun was the next day when people told about the giant monsters who had visited them on Halloween-- one surmising that it was a couple of adolescent boys who lived nearby.

We had trouble convincing them that it was us, until we provided insider details.

Years later my co-monster friend sent me a Halloween card with two monsters on the front. It said:

"These ghoulish things...

.... remind me of you."

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spryte profile image

spryte  says:
14 months ago

LOL! What a great idea...you should never have told them it was you though :) Think of the legend!!! :)

Rochelle Frank profile image

Rochelle Frank  says:
14 months ago

We had a hard enough time keeping the secret until the next day.

NYLady profile image

NYLady  says:
14 months ago

Great story! I especially loved the card you received years later.

Rochelle Frank profile image

Rochelle Frank  says:
14 months ago

I love it too-- I think I still have it somewhere-- if I find it I will post a copy.

KT pdx profile image

KT pdx  says:
14 months ago

Wow, sounds like great fun! :)

Chef Jeff profile image

Chef Jeff  says:
14 months ago

I like Hallowe'en!

agvulpes profile image

agvulpes  says:
14 months ago

Rochelle, you brought back memories of "Spike Jones and the City Slickers". "My Old Flame", but of course you would be to young to remember that band.

Anna Marie Bowman profile image

Anna Marie Bowman  says:
14 months ago

This was funny!! Sounds like you had a great time!

Dottie1 profile image

Dottie1  says:
14 months ago

Very funny...laughing about a night spent communicating only by grunts and gestures! Just wondering if your mom knew you took her cosmetics! lol

Rochelle Frank profile image

Rochelle Frank  says:
14 months ago

She knew-- she had a lot of free samples.

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
14 months ago

This is a great idea! I want some!

Rochelle Frank profile image

Rochelle Frank  says:
14 months ago

Your Avatar looks like it could use some sort of facial.

Rochelle Frank profile image

Rochelle Frank  says:
10 months ago

Of course, I'm not talking about your current avatar-- the Halloween one.

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