Things Guys Don't Understand About Women
74Righto, here's one I think goes for all guys. Keep in mind, this has no answers in it; if you're a woman reading this, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, put an answer in a comment. Please?
Knowing Who "She" or "He" Is
How in the bleeding HELL do women know who is who when only pronouns are used? The following conversation happened in a resturant:
Girl1: "... so is it her?"
Girl2: "No, it's her, the one in that movie."
Girl1: "Oh, the one with that guy...?"
Girl2: "No, the other one."
Girl1: "So its... that girl? That one who dumped him?"
After that, I got up and went to another table. I can't stand that shit. DAMN.
Why They Spend So Much Time Getting Ready
This one confuses me just as much as it bugs me. Everywhere, women are putting on makeup, fixing their hair. Take the women driving and putting on mascara at the same time, trying to keep one eye on the road and one on the mirror. I can't take it. I once had a girl I was talking to look into my GLASSES to get a look at her lipstick. That was in 7th grade. I had never, never, had any other woman than my mother or grandmother putting her face that close to mine. NEVER. And it scared the living JESUS out of me. I swear.
Do They Have Superpowers?
Women can get almost ANYTHING out of me. They put on those big-ass eyes, tear up a bit, look sad, lean forward. DAMN I hate that. I once had a girl sell me some useless ass CD by a band that I'd never even thought about wanting to possibly consider listening to, just by doing that. I threw that damn thing away. $5 down the crapper.
They Never Tell You What's Wrong
I hate that. I ask a girl what's wrong, and she won't tell me. I thought girls LIKED to talk about their feelings. When I take the trouble to ask, I want to know. When I genuinely care about why they are crying or won't speak to me, they won't tell me a damn thing. No joke. I don't know if I pissed them off, or made them mad, or what. No friggin' clue. When a guy asks a girl what's wrong, why won't they answer? Do they think the guys are coming on to them? Do they think we're all lecherous sex offenders or something? Or do they just don't think we'd understand? Ladies, guys DO have feelings you know. We just don't show them.
Not the Biggest Monkies in the Cage...
... But they can be the meanest. Every girl I know that I have ever seen pissed off, I was mortally afraid of for at least a few days afterwards. When my mom is pissed, especially at you, you are looking into the very gates of Hell, and she's the gatekeeper. My sister is the same way, except in the manner of King Kong.
Too Intimidating to Ask Out
There are girls that guys like. Guys would like to ask them out. But no matter how cute and innocent girls look, they are too damn intimidating to ask out. Is it in the same manner of baby bears? Adorable as hell, but WILL rip your face off if you get too close? I hope not. But chicks are too intimidating. I've liked several girls in my time, each single for sure, and I was fairly sure that they would go out with me (I'm not being vain, am I?), and I couldn't ask. I had every possibility to ask, every opportunity, but no. I couldn't.
Ladies, if this offended any of you, please don't be mad at me like in the above reason. I truly do not have any answers to these questions, and if you ladies would care to share your secrets, please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE, give the guys some answers in the comments. Please?
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They Never Tell You What's Wrong -
Well, if you did something bad to us that we think you should have known better not to do, we don't want to tell you.
It means that you weren't listening at a previous time when we explained why it's bad, then went ahead and did it anyway, or, that something we consider important you obviously don't care about.
Did you flirt with our best friend? Sexually stare at our worst enemy? Have a bad guys night out that you think is still a secret? Make a comment about men being better than women?
Part of the reason why we don't want to tell you, is, what's the point? You've already proven that you think it's okay by doing it. Especially if we discussed it at some point.
So, why should we talk to you about it, so you can accuse us of being a nag, and nothing productive will come of the talk anyway?
You will just continue to be how you are, and it will continue to hurt our feelings - so why talk about it?
girls are actually very very simple. just be around one for a month or less. its the guys that are confusing;; cheating, lying about simple things that most girls know, inmature, telling us we can't look here or go there and they turn around and do the same thing. thats lame
I need to adress "Too Intimidating to Ask Out".
Please, just do it! I know it's hard, but how in the world are we ever supposed to know you like us if you don't say anything? If a guy liked me, I hope that he would say something. I won't be mad. I promise.
if you ask us whats wrong and we say nothing, dont ask us again all we want you to do is hug and comfort us, when we are ready to tell you whats wrong then we will.
I agree with "a girl says" and to add to that sometimes we get upset when we feel there is something that needs talking about and guys assume that were getting on to them about something. Not all of us are nags. If you didn't listen to the problem the first time it's your fault. If one of your guy friends had a problem with something you'd listen up and remember it then never even think about going there again. Also keep in mind woman try to take on the burdens from men that they "don't want to talk about" give us the credit of being your sait for a while instead of instantly think were going to go ape shit.
celia says:
2 years ago
okay, ill answer the question. The "he/she" thing, is basically that u think he should kno who your talking about. because if there is a "she" and he asnwers like he knos, then theres obviously someone else in his life. but when you ask her or she and he has no clue, u kno hes all yours! Does that answer your question?
xo CELiA