Things We All Hate

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By mrpajamasharkman


Wha do we hate? Well, there are a lot of things. Very, very, very many things. I'll just be naming a few however.

1. Stupid People

Don'tcha just hate stupid people? Whether it's people who ask a question that was just answered, or people who point out the obvious, you gotta hate 'em. These are the people who ask if you're alright after your knee is bent into an unnatural position that suggests extreme pain.

2. Bad Drivers

Whether you're riding shotgun with one, or you're driving behind one, these are more dangerous. These people refuse to use blinkers, slow for no reason, drive halfway out of their lane, and do not go at green lights. They ignore stop signs as well, and make you wonder "Is this person having, or had multiple strokes?" They're just that bad. I know, I started out as a horrible driver. I make my own mistakes quite frequently. But damn! These people just can't drive!

3. Warm Seats

These, even in empty rooms, can be awkward. You know someone was sitting there before you. You feel the warmth from their body. But they're not there. This is the same with toilet seats, except worse. Because you know someone's bare ass was there before. And if that's not bad, I dunno what is. I know, it's kind of a relief to have it warm. Instead of the shocking cold, you have a nice warmth. Until you realise that it was, in fact, someone's bare ass.

4. Inane Conversation

Don't get me started on this one. But since I'm writing this, I'm already started so I'll go off. I HATE INANE CONVERSATIONS. No freakin' joke.

"And so he went out with that stupid chick that I hate-"

"That one with the polka dots?"

"No, the one with the tattoo."

"Oh, the one who was dating the other guy!"

"Yeah, that one! Anyhow, he's like, 'I like you and all, but, you know, I like her now, so, yeah.'"

You've heard this conversation before. Either that, or the one where they are talking about a cute pair of shoes, and - NO! ENOUGH WITH THE INANE CONVERSATION!!! I couldn't ESCAPE it during highschool. I absolutely NEEDED to listen to music, or end up killing the ones making the noise. I understand that people have their own interests, but I don't need to know who was wearing which thong to who's house party while their parents were away. You can at least keep it realatively quiet! DAMN.

5. Oblivious People

These are the people who don't know you exist. They cut you off in traffic, cut in front of you in lines, interrupt your conversations, and don't give a damn. They don't even care when you point out how freaking RUDE they are. The following happened at Whataburger the other day.

-random oblivoius person cuts in line-

"Excuse me sir, but I was here first."

"Oh sorry." -talking on cellphone- "So, yeah. Whatcha want again? Some jerkoff interrupted me. Dumbass, doesn't he know that's rude?"

Well, that's all for now. I'll prolly have another one next time I'm bored. Or a different hub. Who knows?

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