Occasionally things come up that you just have to wonder. You may have seen some of these at various places but if not, enjoy these.

• Why are there braille keys on a drive up ATM.
• Why are there drive up windows on liquor stores.
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets,
• If you are born again, do you have two belly-buttons?
• Will doctors and lawyers ever quit practicing and get it right!?
• Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
• Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
• Are there unguided missiles?
• They used to have those instructions on airplanes that read (and I have seen this) "If you are sitting in this seat and cannot read this booklet, please ask to be moved.
• Why do they sterilize the area before performing a lethal injection?
• Exactly how famous do you have to be, to be assassinated.?
• Are you breaking a law if you drive past a road sign that says "Do Not Pass"?
• Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
• Is there a speed of smell?
• What do people in China call their good plates?
• Do they take coffee breaks at Celestial Seasonings tea factory?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• What do you call a male ladybug?
• What to say to God if he sneezes?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
• What hair color do you put on the drivers license of a bald man?
• What happens if you take a survival course and don't pass?
• Do fish get thirsty?
• Do pilots take crash courses?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as fours?
• What if hell really did freeze over?
• Is the hokey pokey REALLY what it's all about?
• If you get mad at somebody in hell, where do you tell them to go?
• What is a free gift? Aren't they all?
• Do stars take meteor showers?
• Do witches use spell check?
• What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• When cows laugh, does milk come out their noses?
• How do you draw a blank?
• Isn't a self help group an oxymoron?
• When the clock was first invented, how did they know what time to set it to.
• How do I set my laser printer on stun?
• Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
• Who opened the first oyster and stated "My,my. Does that look yummy."?
• How do you write 0 in Roman Numerals?
• Who's cruel idea was it to put an "S" in lisp?
• How is it possible to have a "Civil" war?
• Why are they called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? (sorry, I couldn't resist)
• If a store is open 24/7, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why is there an interstate highway in Hawaii?
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
• Why, on earth, didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• Why are there 10 hot dogs in a package and only 8 buns?
• How would we know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• If all nations in the world are in debt, where is all the money?
• Why do people tell you when they're speechless?
• Why do they give you instructions on how to use your DVD on a DVD?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

And finally----think about this one.

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with Sushi?