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By webismine

Laughter is the best medicine! Smile is the shortest distance between two people!

Here, I post some sort jokes that I read from old mags. Try them that would leave a smile or burst of laughters in your face. Keep smiling, even if you don't like them lol !!!

--- Short Jokes --- Funny Jokes ---
--- Short Jokes --- Funny Jokes ---


Short Jokes

"Broken of your engagement to Meena?"

"She wouldn't have me"

"Hmmm, you should have told her about your rich uncle at Mumbai"

"I did. Now she is my aunt!"

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Servant : Sir, the cobbler was asking money for repairing your shoes.

Master : Tell him he will get it when his turn comes. I have yet to pay the price of the shoe!

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Magistrate : Why did you steal 7 times within a week?

Thief : Because a week has 7 days only.

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With deep anguish he requested her to reconsider her answer. "If you won't marry me, I'll blow out my brains", he vowed.

"Oh, would you really ?! It would be great joke on father. For he thinks you haven't any."

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Lady : Oh, I beg you, please leave me alone.

Beggar : I thought I was the one that was doing the begging.

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Reader : Dear editor, what is the best way to find out what a woman thinks of me?

Editor : Marry her.

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webismine  says:
10 months ago

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dingdong profile image

dingdong  says:
10 months ago

Good, post more!!

starrkissed profile image

starrkissed  says:
10 months ago

hehe cute :)

what did the cannibal do after his girlfriend broke up with him?

took a dump

:X

webismine profile image

webismine  says:
10 months ago

Thank you both :)

dishyum profile image

dishyum  says:
10 months ago

Fun hub, indeed!!

oxymoron profile image

oxymoron  says:
10 months ago

I liked the jokes!

terenceyap07 profile image

terenceyap07  says:
10 months ago

Hi Webismine,

You should do more hubs like this, my friend. What this world really needs now is laughter.

*smiles*

P/S I especially liked that last joke.

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webismine  says:
10 months ago

Thank you Oxy and Terence!

*smiles*

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