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Why Thongs Are Not 4 Everybody

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By IntimatEvolution


'Tis where it all began...........

Ever since the late 1960’s cultural revolution, women have been shedding off their lingerie. With a new sound sense of sexual freedom, women stop caring about the little things wrapped tight around their bodies. It was a time to show off their neatly tucked away nipples, air things out and go free. It was a first for many Americans to experience and see.  Moreover though, was the fact that these young American women, simply did not care. They were finally allowed to go free… Literally.



Now is the time.....!

There comes a time in all our lives when our once- fiercely sexy bodies are not what they use to be. Whether it is because of reasons beyond our control, sometimes we must face reality and realize that our butts are not what they use to be. Nevertheless, there comes a time in all our lives to replace the thong bikini with something else that is not so daring. Besides that, very few butts look good in a band-aid strap or g-string.


Sometimes thongs are not the best choice for your body!

1.  Aw....... Don't think so!
1. Aw....... Don't think so!
2. This woman has a very beautiful face.  Nevertheless, I think her butt would look sexier in a pair of simple sexy panties.  How about you?
2. This woman has a very beautiful face. Nevertheless, I think her butt would look sexier in a pair of simple sexy panties. How about you?
3. My son gasped when he saw this picture. He's 14 and horny.  So I really have to ask, "Really?"
3. My son gasped when he saw this picture. He's 14 and horny. So I really have to ask, "Really?"
4. Like I was saying....... NOT!
4. Like I was saying....... NOT!

Dita Von Teese


It's just a matter of an opinion.

It is just a matter of an opinion; but I think that there are more fat women like myself, sick and tired of having to take backstage to straight as a pin, boy-chested women, and girls. You might want to check out a hub written by RKHenry. He gracefully writes about the need and lust for plus size women in his Voluptuous Women hub here on HubPages. Nevertheless, it is also my opinion that sexy lingerie should become an everyday commodity in a women's wardrobe. In order for us plump and precious, softer-curvier women to stand a chance and stay in fashion in this ever changing industry, we have to do something about the way we dress. Now I know that it might be hard to believe this; but not everyone looks good in a 2-piece bikini or thong. No matter what or how it makes us feel. No matter what someone might say.  Take a good hard look at your butt, and ask yourself, "Does this really need to be highlighted by a thong today?"  Another pressing issue is that nowadays, you simply never know when your ass might end up being the laughing stock of the World Wide Web.  

So what about it ladies? We cannot let what Ms. Dita has done for us, go by the way side over our own forced comfort and laziness. Why, I’ll tell you why? It is time to play dress up again. It time we felt beautiful for us. It is time we put on make-up again and feel exceptionally good about the way we look. Therefore, the time is now too certainly say goodbye, to our willy-nilly ideas about corsets, garter belts, and underwire bras. For some of us plump women, it is also damn time we start aesthetically pleasing the loves in our lives. Romance needs to be back into our everyday lives. The best way to accomplish this idea is by being pleased with the way we are dressed. Elizabeth Taylor once said in an interview that she never left her house without a girdle on.


Dita: Stripteese Dita: Stripteese
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Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese
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Vintage Dita Vintage Dita
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Saint Francis Saint Francis
Price: $10.44
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What happened to wearing proper undergarments?

Finally!

If you have not received the news flash, sexy undergarments, are back in style. Thank the heavens for our new Lingerie Goddess and current leading Captain Underpants Diva- Dita Von Teese. She brings romance back to the way woman dress. What is especially appealing to her classic Pin Up Style, is how she has candidly made curves the new fashion craze.

Good for YOU Dita Von Teese! May the Holy Roman Catholic Church make you into a Saint one day. Bless you!

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viryabo profile image

viryabo  says:
4 months ago

WoW!! Do these kind of butts really exist? LOL

Great hub and entertaining too.

IntimatEvolution profile image

IntimatEvolution  says:
4 months ago

Thanks viryabo!! I'm pretty sure my arse would look like the trucker guy's arse in a thong! Thank you for posting.

LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl  says:
4 months ago

I never wear g-strings - floss is for my teeth, not my arse (-:

$MARCY profile image

$MARCY  says:
4 months ago

HAHAHA.. TOO MUCH!! :0)

Suiiki profile image

Suiiki  says:
3 months ago

My wife likes me in thongs for some reason. But despite being a big girl, I have no arse, so I wonder, what the hell is she looking at? And what is wrong with a cute bikini panty or boyshort style? I wear thongs occasionally for her but I am much more comfortable with my arse well covered most of the time.

Lee Boolean profile image

Lee Boolean  says:
2 months ago

Thanks IE, I really had a good giggle on this one!

Right your are, not every butt is a thong butt.

The closest I came to wearing one myself is when my brother took me riding on the back of his motorcycle... I ride myself, but this experience was so horrific that I had to almost pull the seat out of my crack afterwards.

Something cool: the human being has the largest Gluteus maximus, or butt, in relation to the body of any animal. That is because we walk upright for the Darwinists under you, and for the creationists: the lord did not just say, there you go Adam and eve, have some crack, its just basically a hinge... he proclaimed: "For all eternity man shall grab hold of this and scream MY name!".. and he saw that it was good...

IntimatEvolution profile image

IntimatEvolution  says:
2 months ago

You're pretty cool, ya know. I loved your comment. Thanks for reading this hub. I'm glad you like it.

Lee Boolean profile image

Lee Boolean  says:
2 months ago

Thanks IE, I enjoyed your others too, even though I am not really qualified to comment on some of them.

I'll be back

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