Put the kids to bed yet again, people. This is still another one only for those of us who are "of age". This is yet another one that contains "adult content". Naaaah. By now even I know better than to really worry about kids out there!

Your kids probably know by now that the plastic thing in your nightstand is NOT a back massager, mom! I really think it's funny that my third installment of intimate, assorted adult offerings is about THREEsomes. I'm

not truly concerned about who reads it either. Heck, here in California you can get a divorce for no reason at all! Kids are probably used to one parent or another having more than one partner.

(I blame it on all that crazy "wrap" music and the Muslim terrorists. Yeah, that and them there energy drinks and "Hip Hot" music. . .but I digress. . .)

"Must we go run through our lives with our eyes closed
To the loving happiness that we can share?
I think I'm in love with you and your friend;
Honest I do, I can't see you and me and her without each other
And I hope you feel the same way too (you and me and her)" -- Snake River Conspiracy

"Ménage a trois". In English, a "threesome", a trio of people engaging in sex together. As with everything else, there are rules for this activity, too.
The first rule is set rules. To avoid jealousy issues you should focus on the purpose; three people having sex for mutual pleasure. Discuss your sexual limits as well as the limits of

your partners. Be prepared to respect each others comfort levels in advance.
It's best if the two of you determine what you want from the third person and find a third person who agrees with what the two of you want.
Additionally, make sure if you drink you don't overindulge. Being "at peak performance" levels is important for men.

Second, be generous with your mouth and hands. Stay busy. The other two aren't there just for you. If the other two are pleasing each other, touch and caress them or, if possible, pleasure one of them orally. In a threesome the focus moves cyclically from person to person. Men also need

to know when the time is right to penetrate.

Third, be careful. Penetration bonds two people together. Be careful that you avoid this until the other two are both comfortable with it. Don't focus totally on the penetrated partner.
Touch and kiss the third person at the same time and remember to pace yourself so that you don't get overexcited. Avoid getting so aroused that you forget the third person or climax too quickly. (If you do climax,

remember your partners also need release.)
Finally, play safe. Use your one hand for one partner and the other hand for the other partner as bodily fluids can transmit diseases. Additionally, use dental dams and condoms (one for each partner for men having sex with two women).

Personally, I have only almost been involved in a threesome. . .(twice). Now I think it was probably just as well. I mean sometimes I think ONE woman is more than enough. . .let alone TWO. . .know what I'm sayin'?

Am I alone here? (Huh; I probably will be tonight once my lady friend reads this. . .)

At any rate,

My name is Phoenix and. . .that's the bottom line.