Tips For Laughter
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I can’t believe the seriousness of people these days.
Take a moment and reflect on these tips to give you a smile!
- Avoid cutting yourself when chopping onions – get your spouse to hold the onion
- Avoid the argument of lifting the toilet seat by using the sink
- Avoid sleeping late by placing a mouse trap on the top of your alarm clock
- Avoid electrical problems – buy a hammer and use it
- Avoid overeating with duct tape over your mouth
- Avoid screaming at your boss, just punch him in the nose
- Avoid debt collectors – tell them your bank has insufficient funds
- Avoid getting a traffic ticket – hold your breath until you pass out and they call an ambulance
- Avoid coughing – take a double dose of laxative to help you suppress the cough
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Lady E.....LOL a neighbor girl of 16 yrs old actually used that one......but it didn't stop her from getting a ticket!
Have considered the hammer solution at times.
readbook.....I watched a video online the other day where a guy has a moment of released stress.....and he destroyed his pc, the counter, and the partitions too! I know we aren't supposed to actually do those things, but it sure made me RFLMHO
Duct tape, huh? Should I really take you seriously Jmell? :P
Hahaha, you have really made me laugh. Great hub, thanks.
LOL....I tried the last one....now I need the duct tape! :)
that duct tape has SO many uses - just incredible stuff!
You have a cure for everything LOL
I wish I had a cure for everything! Wouldn't that be fun? (a magic nose wiggle, an eye blink, or a magic wand)
Hilarious! Thanks, I needed an extra laugh this morning :)
me too SEM.....and every morning
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Lady_E says:
6 months ago
Funny Hub. I think I'll start with the traffic ticket one. :)