Tips For People Who HATE To Clean
58Not The Cleaning!
So you hate to clean? Oh, don't we all... everyone except my freakish brother... but that's a whole other story. Need some tips on what you can do if you hate cleaning? I don't think I can be of much help, but I'll give it a go.
#1 - How about NOT cleaning? - Yeah, okay, bad idea... we can't all cope with living in a pigs sty... hey, wait, aren't pigs one of the cleanest animals on the planet... they put us to shame...
#2 - Get your children to do it - Well, if ya don't have any, too bad... and if you do, well, they probably hate cleaning too... after all, they are YOUR kids.
#3 - Get yourself a cleaner - Get someone else to do it... why should you have to? Forget about what your mother told you about cleaning up your own mess... she never did... she just cleaned up yours.
#4 - Do the bits you don't mind doing and leave the rest for your husband/wife/partner - Yeah... right...
#5 - Get a dishwasher - that's one less thing to worry about... well, turning it on is a bit of a chore but you'll get over it.
#6 - Invest in a dog - they clean up any edible mess... good dog.
#7 - Change - make yourself like cleaning... it can't be that hard to do... can it?
#8 - Just don't make mess - don't you just wish that were possible?
Okay, to be honest with you, I got no advice, but I hope I at least got a smile or a laugh and took your mind off all that cleaning you're gonna have to do... OOPS!
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Well, at least you got the husband then... as for the dogs... I only advised A dog... not 3. Hahaha! There lies your problem. ;-) 3 dogs is like 3 kids... except they don't lend a hand once and a while.
1 tip I have is vinegar, it makes taps etc shine and gets rid of the buildup around them, makes them look like you have spent hours cleaning..... lol, its also good for removing limescale.



Boss Number 1 says:
6 months ago
Ha! it definitely made me smile. I guess I'm SOL, 'cause I don't have kids, I can't afford a housekeeper, I rent, so I can't get a dishwasher, I have 3 dogs, and trust me, the food they might clean up doesn't hold a candle to the mess they make, and...I'm never gonna like doing it. On the bright side, my husband DOES take out the trash and he DOES do his own dishes, so there's some help there.