Today I Died

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By jimmythejock


Today I Died

 

People are crying

The funeral is on Friday

Well that's what I told them,

When I told them I was dead

My Dream wedding

Followed by a honeymoon

The happiest time of my life

Then it all ended

In Rome

The place I'd always dreamt of visiting

People loved me I have read their words

Tributes that make me sound like a great person

I am getting more attention now

Than I ever did

When I was alive.

Death becomes me but

I hope I am not tempting fate

And that people never discover

That the story of my death is

A CRUEL HOAX

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this poem is dedicated to this hubpages forum thread

Jackilyn Is Dead, A tribute to her


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Stacie Naczelnik profile image

Stacie Naczelnik  says:
6 months ago

Silliest of sillies.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
6 months ago

go jimmy. you know what I love best about celts? their common sense. maybe it's blunt, but it's so refreshing.

anyway, you know I always try to read you when you wax poetic. you have a real gift, on whatever subject.

MrMarmalade profile image

MrMarmalade  says:
6 months ago

That was magic.Than you very much.

Earth Angel profile image

Earth Angel  says:
6 months ago

Geeeeezzzzze I am feeling so very California blonde at the moment . . . I didn't get it?? Love you anyway Jimmy!! Blessings to you and yours for a long life . . . Earth Angel . . .

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
6 months ago

Man-o-man! for a hoaxy chicky she sure is getting all the attention she's craving. If this whole spiel wasn't so sad I'd keel over laughing. Instead it just leaves a yuk taste in my mouth...regards Zsuzsy

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
6 months ago

well, it's a consequence of her own actions.  I spent most of my life hearing how we have to protect the abusers.  it's nasty what they did, but we have to understand and it's mean or even nastier to point it out.  they can abuse, but nobody can say anything about it.

I disagree.  What is nasty is overlooking it and allowing an abuser to abuse over and over and not care about the victims, in this case, the people who had a vested interest in what they thought was their 'friend's well being and hubpages community at large.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
6 months ago

Sometimes deceiving spiders get caught in their own tangled webs.

Ashok Raj profile image

Ashok Raj  says:
6 months ago

Are we sure it's a hoax?

emmabalmer profile image

emmabalmer  says:
6 months ago

You pretty much summed it up. Nice job :)

compu-smart profile image

compu-smart  says:
6 months ago

I love the poem Jimmy.. Nice one;)

helenathegreat profile image

helenathegreat  says:
6 months ago

That was very cathartic, Jimmy. Great ending to a strange HubPages adventure.

gamergirl profile image

gamergirl  says:
6 months ago

I'm glad we all could salvage some levity from some sick person's cruel hoax. Thank you Jimmy for giving us a little laugh. :D

Hazel Crawner profile image

Hazel Crawner  says:
6 months ago

That was good! =) how long did it take to come up with that? =)

Marye Audet profile image

Marye Audet  says:
6 months ago

aww....I will miss you..but hey, it is good to know that they have computer access where you are...

ummm..exactly WHERE are you? ;)

Guru-C profile image

Guru-C  says:
6 months ago

Great Title for a Hub, and I'm glad no condolences are needed. It's good to be alive, isn't it?

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
6 months ago

Nice hub and a good way to process the event.

Cheers to you jimmy!

Patty

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