I know many of you have wondered about me and my many mentions of toes, pretty toes, dandelion toes those wonderful creations of the lower extremities of the female form of beauty. I will do my best to tell you my, er, um attraction to them that may be seen to some as a fetish.

Here is what Webster has for its definition for Fetish.

Main Entry: fe·tish

Variant(s): also fe·tich \ˈfe-tish also ˈfē-\

Function: noun

Etymology: French & Portuguese; French fétiche, from Portuguese feitiço, from feitiço artificial, false, from Latin facticius factitious

Date: 1613

1 a : an object (as a small stone carving of an animal) believed to have magical power to protect or aid its owner; broadly : a material object regarded with superstitious or extravagant trust or reverence b : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion : prepossession c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasized presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression
2 : a rite or cult of fetish worshipers
3 : fixation

1 is not my affinity as the toes I love are not of these a-b c is a bodily part but I do not need to fantasize or fixate on these toes to do my lovemaking.

2 I am not into rites or a cult.

3 no I do not have a fixation on toes.

So now that you know I have no fetish for toes I will explain how I feel, really feel about women’s toes, painted, naked, clean (except maybe muddy LOL) well kept and not misshapen.

I love all parts of a woman of course some are a little more attractive than others. I like to pay special attention to all parts, toes are just, er a top priority. Pretty faces are tops as are luscious lips; not to be confused with Michelle Phiffer types, just not thin. Although any are fine for me, some just happen to be more attractive and crooked is fine too. Along with the lips are the eyes and ears, I love to nibble on them also as well as leave little flutterby kisses on them. A cute chin is a plus and healthy cheeks as well. The neck is important as it leads me on down the more er, erotic places like the kissable shoulders.

Now we drop on down to the one thing that all men’s eyes quickly see and analyze. The cleavage and what creates it. No need to explain this as I like them all and there are many varieties I have discovered. I may do a hub just about breasts. I like to spread peanut butter on them and jam, strawberry of course.

On down we see the stomach and the navel, a most delicious part of the woman’s anatomy, some have a well for holding sippin’ Whiskey along with some other delectable items of pleasure like crackers with cream cheese. Some have an outie; which is good with a little pesto sauce on it. Some like it with whip cream, I like unsalted butter myself as I like my cracker buttered. Once I put a sweet pickle in one but I had to compete with fruit flies so no more sweet pickles or blueberries and cream either in the belly button for me.

We come to the buttocks of which I do love as well and there can be so much of this to go around. I will leave you to your own imaginations as to what to do with this. Personally I like them firm but softy and mushy can be nice also, not too large and no collagen dimples here either. I love them smothered in pepperonis and cheese with a few slices of black olives sprinkled here and there.

On the opposite side of the buttocks we find the Jewel of the Nile, the Venus mound and it’s paradise valley splitting it down the middle. On the mound proper is the place for good caviar, no cracker or toast. Only three things go in the valley and I know you know what they are, well four if you count a toe and five for a vibrator.

Moving on down the legs we find a spot just behind the knee that is quite erotic and sensitive. Try squeezing some honey onto this lovely place from a squeeze bottle. I find it drives the woman wild with desire. Ketchup or Stadium mustard is fine also. I like horseradish myself or shrimp sauce is nice too.

Working our way down the legs we come to the ankle, yes another wonderful place to dwell on and to make love to. She will really love you if you pay some attention to it. On either side of the Achilles tendon it is quite delicate and sensitive to the tongue. Gently apply some warm hot fudge on this and give it a go. I find it quite delicious and she will also. Sezhuan sauce is a fine compliment for the ankle as well and really spices things up nicely.

Now we will address those wonderful dandelion toes, pretty toes, succulent toes that drive me wild. Is it hot in here, or is it just me? I feel something stirring in my jeans. Cough OK, now the toes are especially ticklish to some people, my wife is one of them and can hardly abide my affection for them as it really drives her wild and that is the whole point of it all you see. If you have any chocolate in a squeeze bottle, white will do nicely too, just drizzle it on a toe of choice and lick and suck at your hearts content. Don’t get too carried away with the chocolate or it will get smeared all over the place. One must be quick to suck it off or suffer a sticky sheet. Have fun with them and expect a lot of screaming, laughter and a hot time in the bed thereafter. Of course if you’re into mud rassling both of you will need to take a bath before any of these things should be attempted.

 This, my favorite part leading to the climax of lovemaking is where I have brought you to and what my hub is all about. I must say I really enjoy a woman’s toes, but I don’t need to use them, it just heightens the fun of it all you see. I don’t put any thing on my lover’s toes. I go for them raw as it were, like oysters. I pay very close attention while addressing them one at a time, on each foot. Now you may find your partner has one foot that is more sensitive than the other. Go for the one that is most ticklish to get the most enjoyment out of the time she will allow you to address her valuable toes, pretty toes, dandelion toes. One can work his way back and forth to the ankle and all the stuff in between and really go wild. By this time I think you may be ready to revisit the Mound of Venus and address it properly as well.

Now you know my affinity for toes, among the other parts as well. I do hope you have enjoyed my wee lesson on lovemaking at its finest just like gourmet dining sans Chef and waiters. Serve it on up now with your beverage of choice and have fun. One more thing, cigarettes are a must for that special time. Hey, ya only live once.

©CC Riter October 30