They change diapers, they push swings, they scramble eggs, and every celebrity must have one, or two, or three or in Brangelina's case, six. The nanny has become as ubiquitous in Hollywood as the nipple slip, as essential as the leaked sex tape and, in some cases, as scandalous as the backseat follies with a prostitute -- yes Hugh Grant, we're talking to you.

Gone are the days when nannies were mere harbingers of freshly baked ginger snaps, clean diapers and lemony-scented sheets. The Beckham's former nanny is a bisexual, surgically enhanced model who just recently posed for Playboy, and allegedly the soccer star couldn't keep his hands off her. Ah, but he's far from alone. Robin Williams married his nanny and Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with his. Ethan Hawke got his pregnant, and Rob Lowe, well that guy's just flat out addicted. Although it's not quite an epidemic (yet), it seems that men in Hollywood are bored of loving their baby mama, and have turned to loving their baby nanny instead. Presenting the good, the bad and the just plain ugly of celebrity nannies in 2009.