As a person who isnt that into football, superbowl commercials are pretty much the only thing that I look forward to. Though what does spark my interest are the controversies, and scandals these rich football players can entangle themselves in. It's a perfect story really.

Who doesn't love a juicy story. Especially one involving rich football players, prostitutes, and old grannie bondage. Come with me will you to uncovering some of football's most sizzling sex scandals!

What do you get when you mix a sexy football associate, and two well known men of football? Well obviously England coach Sven-Göran Eriksson, and FA's top chief executive Mark Palios didn't bother to figure out. Faria Alam, a 39 year old former model joined the FA as a personal assistant in 2003.

She quickly then proceeded to start affairs with both Eriksson and Palios. This situation would not last though, before being uncovered. Palios at first try pinning Eriksson as the man who began it, but this proved to backfire. Both men, and Alam resigned, with Alam now accusing a third man named Mr Davies, executive director of FA with sexual misconduct. Boy does she get around!

Rebecca Loos, a diplomats daughter hired by the Beckham's management company to look after his needs took her job literally....satisfying bodily needs as well. After some close hot fun at a club, Beckham and Loos started their secret relationship, which Loos describes had the "most explosive sex I've ever had".

Sadly, this "fairytale" romance ended with Beckham dumping her, and making Loos feel like a "whore, really cheap and used". Her only consolation was a large sum of money from The News Of The World to detailing her affair, and who can't forget her achievement in extracting pig semen in Celebrity Love Island.

What do you get with Wayne Rooney, and an "auld" granny? HOT steamy romance of course! After being spotted at a dirty brothel in Liverpool, Rooney allegedly paid £45 for sex several times. His most memborable affair, with a grandmother dubbed as the "auld slapper" by her fellow prostitute compatriots.

Charlotte Glover, a prostitute spoke up after the story unfolded revealing that Rooney paid her £140 for sex in a bathroom in a shabby flat. Fortunately Rooney was kind enough to leave a note saying he shagged Glover on "28 Dec".

Tommy Docherty's career seemed at a great high point during 1977. He led Manchester United to victory in Liverpool, and was given a four year contract with Old Trafford.

Everything was going find and dandy till his affair with the United physio's wife Mary Brown surfaced. Docherty's career hit the toilet bowl after this incident, and his wife left him, who he had four children with. Docherty is known for humorly asking the physio when he visits the team "How's the wife?"

Stan Collymore dubbed himself the "international lover" in 2004 at the Crystal Palace. Though later that day he would prove how far of a lover he really was when he was busted by undercover reporters in a "dogging" event in a car park. "Dogging" is a sexual event where one views and participates in random sex while in a car.

Shortly thereafter, with a ruined career in his hands Collymore checked himself into Sex & Love Addicts Anonymous.

In 1976, when Malcom Allison was in the pinnacle of his career, managing the Crystal palace as well as taking the Third Division side to the FA cup finals, he trashed it with a sordid affair with a pornstar.

Fiona Richmond, a pornstar had a visit to Selhurst Park, Allison couldn't help but invite her to come to a communal bath. Photos were then snapped of Allison and the naked pornstar in the dressing room, causing Allison to be faced with the FA's disrepute charge. Ruining his career, Allison can take heart in knowing Richmond's biography "Tell Tale Tits" is coming out dedicated to him.

Martin Edward's fortune could let him do whatever he wanted. As a multi-millionare, chairman of the football club that recently won the Europeon cup, Edward was seeking more excitement.

Well he found it, thought most of us would not consider it very exciting. Edward's was caught in Cheshire peeping at a middle aged woman in a health club's toilet. Police cautioned him in an embarrassing confrontation, and the poor old lady must have been shocked.

It's never a good idea to have two famous footballers, with four women, in a bedroom, with a working videocamera filming the whole thing. In Yorke's house in 1998, he had an orgy planned as well as a videocamera to record the whole event.

In the tapes, it is seen with Yorke having sex with one woman, while Bosnich leered at him from behind wearing a skirt, while getting another woman to spank him. Yowza!

Douglas Hall, and Freddie Shepherd made it clearly known they liked sex, and women. They visited brothels such as the Marbella often, watched lesbian shows, and were caught groping a prostitute.

What tops the cake though is after a undercover reporter sting occured. The two men boisterously degraded Geordie women as "dogs", talked of their sexual exploits, and wild parties. This deservedly shocked and angered the northeast, as well as their homecity from which they were mocking.

Andy Goram caused a wave of shock when he left the 1998 World Cup as a goalkeeper due to the media's vicious scrutinization.

Goram was labeled a glove rat for impregnating a girlfriend while engaged, for having an affair with a retired porn actress, for having sex with a 17 year old "actress", and most popularly for bedding Olga Orbs, who was known for her 38D's of fun.