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Top 10 Novelty Bottle Openers For Christmas

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By waynet

Open Your Beer Bottles For Christmas With These Bottle Openers

Novelty bottle openers are better than the usual bottle openers, as they are reated to all manner of different interests, such as TV shows, Movies and even those horrible politicians!!

Here are 10 top novelty bottle openers to choose from this christmas.

First we have a classically named laid back ale-ing old fart bottle opener which just screams novelty, although a bit agist in the title, but hey we all get old someday, so why not laugh at the ale-ing old fart you see in the mirror when you pop the bottle tops on your favourite beer.

Liad Back Ale-ing Old Fart Bottle Opener

Giant Magnetic Beer Tab Bottle Opener Huge Novelty New Giant Magnetic Beer Tab Bottle Opener Huge Novelty New
Price: $12.95

Budweiser Belt Buckle Bottle Openers

 The classic beer Budweiser has a good gimmick for a belt buckle that doubles as a bottle opener and it looks like a guitar, which is a good novelty choice, so when you are stuck to open your budweiser beer bottles, you could just grab your buckle and flip them bottle tops off and drink, drink drink!!

Budweiser Guitar Bottle Opener Belt Buckle

BUDWEISER GUITAR BOTTLE OPENER BELT BUCKLE BUDWEISER GUITAR BOTTLE OPENER BELT BUCKLE
Price: $7.99
List Price: $10.99
Budweiser Electric Guitar Bottle Opener New Belt Buckle Budweiser Electric Guitar Bottle Opener New Belt Buckle
Price: $14.95

The Simpsons Homer Talking Bottle Opener

 The Simpsons bottle opener sees Homer talking beer and is a good novelty to own for your beer drinking, so you'll always be reminded of Homer and his Duff beer with this bottle opener.

Homer Simpsons Talking Bottle Opener

Simpson Talking Beer Opener Simpson Talking Beer Opener
Price: $6.99
List Price: $7.99

DC Skull Bottle Opener

 Now this is my type of bottle opener a skull were you use the skulls mouth to open the beer bottles, you could use your own teeth, but I've tried that and it hurts like hell if it scrapes your gums, this is a great halloween novelty bottle opener that can be used all year round and you never get tired of it as it will be your friend on them days when all of your friends have gone on to do better things, at least you will have a skull bottle opener to talk to...!

DC Skull Bottle Opener

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Gothic Gargoyle Bottle Opener

 Another one I would buy, in fact you could have some all around the house, in case you want to drink in every room over christmas, get drunk in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the bedroom in the store cupboard, it's up to you, as you an fix this one on a door or wall and whilst you walk past it, real sneaky like, just open a bottle of your favourite beer and walk on pretending you don't drink beer....

Gothic Gargoyle Iron Sculpture Bottle Opener

Gulp the Gargoyle Pewter Gothic Bottle Opener Gulp the Gargoyle Pewter Gothic Bottle Opener
Price: $12.95

Skeleton Bottle Opener

 I own something similar to this one, although it is bronze,I do prefer the silver one though here and what a classic gift to give those funky gothic friends you know and love, by just using this skeleton bottle opener your street cred just increased by 100%...honest!

Skeleton Bottle Opener

Skeleton Bottle Opener Skeleton Bottle Opener
Price: $34.95

Ring Thing Bottle Opener

A weird shaped ring thing bottle opener with a shamrock design, more of an oddity than a novelty, but nevertheless it opens your beer bottles when you just have to drink some high strength booze!!

Ring Thing Bottle Opener

Ring Thing Bottle Opener, Shamrock Design, Size 12 (Medium) Ring Thing Bottle Opener, Shamrock Design, Size 12 (Medium)
Price: $14.95
List Price: $14.95

Evil Stewie Family Guy Bottle Opener

 That classic character from Family Guy Stewie on a bottle opener that is magnetic for extra beer opening support, amaze your friends and family with a classic family guy character themed bottle opener, impress your girlfriend by pulling it out of your pocket( the bottle opener I meant!!)

Family Guy Evil Stewie Bottle Opener

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Pray To God Whilst Opening Your Bottle Of Beer

 Fancy a prayer! then do so in style with this praying hands belt buckle that doubles as a bottle opener and lighter, I much prefer this type of fancy ornamental bottle openers to some of the boring ones you see at your local supermarket, gimmicks and novelties are great talking points sometimes and you can compare bottle openers to.

Praying Hands Belt Buckle With Bottle Opener

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Black Cat Lucky 13 Belt Buckle Bottle Opener

 Another quality belt buckle sculpture that doubles as a bottle opener for halloween, if you fancy a pussy opening your beer then go ahead get this bottle opener now!!

Lucky 13 Black Cat Belt Buckle Bottle Opener

Lucky 13 Rat Rod Belt Buckle Heavy Metal Bottle Opener Buckle Hot Rod Lucky 13 Rat Rod Belt Buckle Heavy Metal Bottle Opener Buckle Hot Rod
Price: $29.95
List Price: $41.95

Bottle Openers For Christmas And All Year!

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Nancy's Niche profile image

Nancy's Niche  says:
3 months ago

Great gift idea for the beer drinkers in one’s family and my choice is the skull opener!

waynet profile image

waynet  says:
3 months ago

Yeah the skull one was good, I may just start to collect this type of stuff....cheers nancy!

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lyricsingray  says:
3 months ago

These are most useful, especially coming from a Canadian eh?

waynet profile image

waynet  says:
3 months ago

Cheers LIG!

Got lots of beer to drink this christmas yeah!!!

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robertsloan2  says:
3 months ago

These do sound fun! Heck, I like more than half of them -- all the goth ones anyway and the cat is too cool. I don't actually drink beer but I like cider and those fruit flavored malt drinks. I decided long ago that what I like to drink is the flavors I like rather than what's socially approved of, so I go for rum and anything fruit flavored.

I get to be weird and artsy, it goes with the "novelist" thing.

My dream was always to live somewhere on a tropical island with waiters or butler bringing me colorful fruit drinks with an umbrella in it while I lounged on a porch near the beach warming up to the day's writing. Okay, now that dream also would have to include satellite Internet for me to stay sane living it, not just a typewriter, but it would still rock as long as I brought enough art supplies when I first moved. Shipping would probably be a pain.

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waynet  says:
3 months ago

As a cider drinker myself too I like Scrumpy jack cider which is the best for me as it isn't fizzy and dry like other ciders can be.

I had a similar dream, but that I lived in a huge castle and there was no money worries and there was a whole room full of fridges filled with food and beer and other drinks and to never work again!

Yes those bottle openers are quite cool!!

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