Being a single person in today's world can be a drag. You always have to do what you want, you have to spend money on yourself, and most importantly, even though you know exactly what you like, only you have yourself to....um....do it with. So you decide to get off your couch and find a true love. But where do you start? Where do you go to find this "love". Well have no fear. I am here to tell you the top ten places to visit on your quest for love.

10: Local seedy bar. It's Friday night....you're all alone. Where do you think other depressed people hang out? A bar of course! There are millions of these bars across the world, but the really good ones are the ones with very little light in the parking lots. Inside you will find an abundance of winners. The down on his luck high school football star......20 years later. The high school prom queen. The college wash out. The guy that couldn't make it through basic training in the military due to "asthma". All of these legends can be found there. If that is what you are looking for, look no further.

9: Local dance/nightclub. Different from bars, these places are establishments where happy 21-24 year old people go to get shit-faced. Not only are they all drunk and disorderly, they also play horrible techno music! It's a win-win! Here you will find above average looking people making out with each other in the dark corners, meanwhile not thinking about the inevitable consequences! Morning after pill? You betcha!

8: Church: While this might come as a surprise, most serial killers were very religious and attended weekly mass. Not only can you go to church to confess sins, you can pick up someone there, and the next week, confess what you did with said person the week prior! It's like an In-and-Out Burger! Besides, you can go to church, pray to the invisible carpenter in the sky, and maybe he will answer it!

7. Internet: Nothing says, "I love you" like finding out the person you fell in love with over a keyboard is seventy-five pounds heavier, sixteen years older, and married!

6. Outside of Hooters right before close: Nuff said.

5. The Gym: Do like good looking people? Do like people that care what they look like more than they care about you? Do like men that have superiority complexes? Do like vanity? Then this is your place!

5.5 Grocery stores: I used a half because I wanted to do the gym. So you get a bonus! Yay for you! Anywho: You're shopping....they're shopping. You can see if they are buying wart remover. They can see that you still like Fruity Pebbles.

4. Your Community: Now we are getting somewhere! All the above places didn't sound too goo did they? So you really want to meet someone, and I bet your neighbor does too....or knows someone that might be interested. Do you trust your neighbor a little? Then give it a go. It might actually work, and you have someone to vouch for them...and take the blame if it goes sour.

3. Through a coworker: A coworker is more than likely not going to dick you over because they are stuck working with you. I wouldn't want to piss off the dude in the cubicle next to mine would you?

2. Through a friend: A good friend does two things: Drinks with you when you don't want to drink alone, and hooks you up with friends that you don't know. See above if you want the reasons why this will work out better than most scenarios.

1. Through your family: Your family isn't going to get you murdered....unless you deserve it or are Italian. So cheer up when your mom tells you she wants grandchildren and knows the perfect suitor. Test the waters. You never know!

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